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Rub onions on your feet! And other amazing bullshit life-hacks!
What happens if you pour salt down your drain? What happens when you put rice in your washing machine? What happens if you pour seltzer in the toilet? What happens if you throw beans at the wall? What happens when you leave baloney in the microwave? What happens when you put an entire meatloaf in the recycling bin? What happens if you drink a gallon of vinegar? What happens when you put a salamander in your pants?
Mostly nothing!
Except if you drink a gallon of vinegar, you fucking die! Or go deaf for a year, I can't remember... And if you do that last one in Illinois, you get arrested for unlawful discharge of an unregistered firearm. This is due to a series of typos going back to the "Magma" Carta of 1512.
Bread clips? LOVE 'EM!
I sent a letter today - something I haven’t done for years
It’s full of plastic bread clips
It’s for Science