Washing Machine - Tumblr Posts
Rub onions on your feet! And other amazing bullshit life-hacks!
What happens if you pour salt down your drain? What happens when you put rice in your washing machine? What happens if you pour seltzer in the toilet? What happens if you throw beans at the wall? What happens when you leave baloney in the microwave? What happens when you put an entire meatloaf in the recycling bin? What happens if you drink a gallon of vinegar? What happens when you put a salamander in your pants?
Mostly nothing!
Except if you drink a gallon of vinegar, you fucking die! Or go deaf for a year, I can't remember... And if you do that last one in Illinois, you get arrested for unlawful discharge of an unregistered firearm. This is due to a series of typos going back to the "Magma" Carta of 1512.
Bread clips? LOVE 'EM!
put me in a washing machine so i can spin around and have so much fun
I have left a load of clothes in the washer for some days. I didn't forget, I'm just struggling with laundry head wise right now as I'm trying to sort and get rid of things.
If I were in the same situation while with him, he would scream and berrate me, which would put me back into action and the laundry would be in the dryer and hung.
I can tell that I have not yet completed the healing process, because I asked myself if maybe that's what I need.
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This is the washing machine drawer compartment where you put your Maxes.
medic in da washing mashine
Tyrant Aj and mini Sideswipe from Small Fry by @thesarcasticknightblr.
Washing machine
made it :/
Whoaa a place! What's this thing?
Ohhh! That sounds like fun!
What do you mean I can't go in the spin-y fast water machine?
This is so unfair...
Infinite Garfield generator
Weirdly anti-millennial articles have scraped the bottom of the barrel so hard that they are now two feet down into the topsoil
Laundry Room - Laundry
💞🩷🩷✨🩷🩷🌸🌼💫🌼🌸✨🌷🌷Thank God for Suavitel 🌸🌼💫✨🌸💫🌷🩷💞✨🌷✨🥰🩷💞💞🩷
this is just an ode to my favorite smell ever, the smell of my childhood, this fabric conditioner. i recently washed all my bedding with it and am enjoying sleeping in a cloud of this wonderful scent. highly recommend.
Lend my your listening ears, I had a dream last morning. I was attempting to finish washing my laundry garbs but as it would happen the only setting which was available to me on the drying machine was “crush cycle” in bold text. Lacking other options I selected the “crush cycle” and what followed was an agonizing cacophony of screeching metal noises, aggressive spasming and a ceaseless thunderous thudding sound all the while the faint smell of burning invaded the air. Once the “crush cycle” was finally finished all that my clothes had been reduced to was nothing more than a charred yet moist heap of indiscriminate crusty waste. Yes, it was still wet, what a terrible dryer.