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Rub onions on your feet! And other amazing bullshit life-hacks!
What happens if you pour salt down your drain? What happens when you put rice in your washing machine? What happens if you pour seltzer in the toilet? What happens if you throw beans at the wall? What happens when you leave baloney in the microwave? What happens when you put an entire meatloaf in the recycling bin? What happens if you drink a gallon of vinegar? What happens when you put a salamander in your pants?
Mostly nothing!
Except if you drink a gallon of vinegar, you fucking die! Or go deaf for a year, I can't remember... And if you do that last one in Illinois, you get arrested for unlawful discharge of an unregistered firearm. This is due to a series of typos going back to the "Magma" Carta of 1512.
Bread clips? LOVE 'EM!
You know when you’re on vacation and you’re in a hotel or a guest room and the beds are too tall and you reach down to get something off the floor but then you almost (or do) fall off the bed and then you just ponder your life for a second?
Pro-Silco tag round-up
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Resisting the feminine urge to gallivant into the woods never to be seen again as I live the rest of my days in a beautiful cottage with my two cats, two dogs, two horses, and a bunch of ducks.
Freaking same
BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK FETJYFEHTGSGJTHACAGRHDCSGRHRRJHTK TEHTGEGEHRFWGRHGRGEHEGEHGGRHRGDHGEFGE HELP ME I'M NOT OKAY! ELI MUST U DO THIS TO ME?!
just saw a chart with the gender options "male" "female" and "part-time/other" and i think i get what they were going for but i'm obsessed with the concept of part-time gender. clocking into my shift at the gender factory and brother i am not getting paid a living wage
just saw a chart with the gender options "male" "female" and "part-time/other" and i think i get what they were going for but i'm obsessed with the concept of part-time gender. clocking into my shift at the gender factory and brother i am not getting paid a living wage
don’t you hate when you’re listening to a song and think about how someone from your life would really love it, but you can’t tell them because of how badly you screwed things up with them in the past? because you were both too young and too emotionally inept to clearly communicate and now your relationship is rocky at the best of times and you can’t share the song with them because they would think that its a sign that you want to go back to how things were. but you don’t. because every time she tries to take things back to how things were without fixing the damage that was done i get overwhelmed and shut her out and shut myself down completely and you can't keep doing that because it inconveniences all of your friends?
because omg same