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KARKALICIOUS 2.0 - BROADWAY KARKAT

AND THERE IT GOES. MY MOST REQUESTED SONG TO DATE. YOU ARE FUCKING WELCOME.

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LYRICS UNDER THE CUT (AS IF YOU EVEN NEED THEM...)

Four, three, two, fuck you

Listen up y'all, this shit is ironic Strider's beats are best suited to trolls hooked on phonix!

Karkalicious definition makes terezi loco She wants to know the secrets that she can't taste in my photo Dyin' just to know the flavor I ain't doin' her no favors No reasons why I tease Her flush just comes and goes like seasons

I'm karkalicious (so delicious) No, I don't do kismesis And if you read any fanfics All that shit is fictitious I blow kisses (mwah!) Don't matter if we're just moiraills Trolls be lining down the veil for a chance to fill a pail (Four, three, two, fuck you)

So delicious (super sweet) So delicious (fuckin' adorabloodthirsty) So delicious (even egbert wants a piece o' me) I'm karkalicious (l-l-l-l-like candy, candy)

Karkalicious def- Karkalicious def- (goddammit, doc scratch, stop fucking around with my mic) Karkalicious definition makes the shippers crazy Nepeta's always squealin' Cutesy pet names like karkitty I'm the K to the A, R, K, the A, the T And the majority of pairings had better include me

I'm karkalicious (so delicious) My body stays vicious All the highbloods feelin' nervous 'cause I'm doing some fitness Zahhak's my witness Bet that ship curls nepeta's tail And he'll be needing all the towels 'cause I'ma make him sweat pails (Four, three, two, fuck you)

So delicious (super sweet) So delicious (fuckin' adorabloodthirsty) So delicious (even egbert wants a piece o' me) I'm karkalicious (now you nooksuckers hold the fuck up, check it out)

Baby, baby, baby If you really want me Honey, get some patience Maybe then you'll get a taste I'll be tasty, tasty I'll be laced with lacy It's so tasty, tasty It'll make you crazy

T to the A, to the S T Y - fuckin' tasty T to the A, to the S T Y - fuckin' tasty D to the E, to the L I C I O U S To the D, to the E, to the, to the, to the

I'll just spell it out for you!

All the time I turn around trolls gather round Always sniffin' at me, wanna guess the color of my blood I just wanna say it now I ain't trying to round up drama Little fucker I just don't want you to know And I guess I'm coming off as just a little insecure although I keep on repeating how the secret's fucking awesome But I'm tryin' to tell, it's a secret that I just don't wanna tell Terezi says I smell

Delicious (so delicious) No, I don't do kismesis And if you read any fanfics All that shit is fictitious I blow kisses (mwah!) Don't matter if we're just moiraills Trolls be lining down the veil for a chance to fill a pail

Four, three, two, fuck you My body stays vicious Zahhak's been feeling nervous 'cause I got down to business Nepeta's my witness (meow!) I'll even let her first ship sail Just watch that kitten be the first in line to fill a pail

So delicious (eridan, see) So delicious (you can trust me) So delicious (I'll help you be) I'm karkalicious, l-l-like candy, candy It's so delicious (ay, ay, ay, ay) So delicious (ay, ay, ay, ay) So delicious (ay, ay, ay, ay) I'm karkalicious, (she says my blood is like candy, candy)

T to the A, to the S T Y - fuckin' tasty T to the A, to the S T Y - fuckin' tasty D to the E, to the L I C I O U S D to the E, to the L I C I O U S To the D, to the E, to the, L I C I O U S, to the D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the E, to the

Now, wait just a motherfucking second!

Do I seriously have to spell this shit Until the end of the fucking song?

I mean, whoever fucking wrote the original Never had access to spellcheck, I guess

Because TASTEY does not spell tasty Was this fergie douchemuffin illiterate or Something?

What do you mean human rap artists Are the only ones brave enough to write their own Grammatical trainwrecks and call it music? What the fuck even is Will Smith doing?

He doesn't throw down sick fires anymore?

Fuck this shit, I quit