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Cosplay Vmon
Hobi- I am trying to call Our Manger but I forgot my password so my phone is barred
suga- You mean locked
hobi- Sure locked..
Namjoon runs in the room- SHERLOCKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!
Tae running after him- AND WATSONNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!
Suga- oh for crying out loud!!!!!!
Hobi- Make them stoppppppp!
BTS Hogwarts houses
tae- Rm should be a Gryffindor
Jk- and why is that Tae?
Tae with starry eyes- Because he’s my hero
RM clapping- WE! GET! IT! YOURE! ADORABLE!
Taegi convo 1
Tae; Yoongi wanna hear the best joke!
Suga sighs; what is it Tae?
Tae; my life! My life is a joke..
Suga; don't say that tae.
tae; aww than-
suga; the best joke has to be funny
RM in the background; Unless your Jin.
Taegi Convo 2
Suga while eat ice cream; My mouths cold!
tae; oh Suga Hyung want me to warm it for you?
Suga blushing; yeah tae that would be nice..
tae hands him his hot cocoa; Here you go hyung!
suga stays quite while face is bright red.
tae; this is what you wanted right Hyung...?
suga; yup.. yah definitely
Court scenarios 1
RM; Didn't it seem kind of ridiculous taking this matter soooo seriously to the point of buying a court just to settle it in a serious setting!!!!!!
Jk shrugs- ehhh
Hobi- I don't know really...
yoongi- it seemed pretty important.
tae- it was important to us RM....
Jin- We do that kind of stuff all the time.
jimin- it was quite serious
RM screams; UGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! it was about where we were going to eat!
Yoongi always listening
Suga; you called?
Jimin- oh no sorry
Jk- where just talking.
Suga; alright, alright; Just be careful what you talk about because I am listening
Tae trying to calm down Jk and Jimin; Hey yoongi
Suga- Hi Tae Tae!!!!!
Rm do something!
Tae; Rm you have to do something about this!!
Rm; About what?
tae aggressively points at all the members fighting and yelling; are you kidding?!
Taegi Convos 3
tae; only the bestest mostest dynamic duo in the entire universe
Yoongi; you got that right!
tae runs and hugs Yoongi
Jk- Noooooo
Taegi Convo 4
Tae- you only help to lift me up you sweet and misunderstood shadow link
bts;....
Yoongi breaths in;....What?
Court Scenario 2
Namjoon calling his members finally Tae picks up; Where are you guys?!?!
tae; Uhhh well Suga, Jk, and jimin are fighting so they bought a court and Jin is the judge and Jhope is the jure
Namjoon; Oh....….Wait a minute you guys are doing another court room scenario without me!!!!!!!!
Sleepovers 1
Tae while bts is all asleep during their sleepover; hey guys... if midgets smoke weed do they get high or medium?
Jk and Jimin laugh
jin; uhhh they....
jhope- Namjoon answers
Namjoon; Tae... Tae
Suga; Its a genuine question
tae; ive been thinking about it for a really long time...
Jin; its 1:23 am go to bed.
sleepover 2
tae; "go to bed, you'll feel better in the morning" is the human version of "Did you turn it off and back on again."
Jk; wait what
suga; soooo true!
Rm; False going to bed doesn't turn off the brain
jimin; mindfucked
jin; LANGUEAGE!!!!
hobi; Um....its 2;13 am
tae; sorry...
Sleepover 3
tae; "do not touch!" would be a scary thing to read in braille
suga; "Poisonous Surface" would be worse
Rm; who on earth would put braille near anything like that
Jin; and why?!
Jk; Tae we are hear to help you sleep
jimin; yah go to bed
hobi; its 2;33 am now... I am lacking sleep
sleepover 4
tae; drinking is just borrowing happiness from tomorrow
suga; woah I borrow a lot of happiness huh
Jin; WHAT
Rm; but you forget the happiness
Jk; uhhh
jimin; What if you don't have any happiness the next day
hobi; jimin
jimin; its just a question, not meant to be serious.
RM; its 2;54 am go to sleep!!!
sleepovers 5
tae; if aliens ever come to earth and are nice we will have to explain why we made dozens of movies with us fighting and killing them
Suga; we also have to explain why we made our president someone who hates illegal aliens
Rm; shut upppp
Jk; poor aliens
jimin; tae what is wrong with your adorable but weird mind
hobi; its 3 am...
jin; tae go to bed. that what we are hear to help you with
Sleepover 6
Tae; Earth is that guy who knows exactly where to stand at a bondfire
Jin- to get perfect golden marshmallows
Suga- but I am burnt to a crisp
Rm- actually he got lucky
sleepover 7
tae; The person who would proof read Hitler's speeches was a grammar Nazi.
Jin laughs
Jimin; a ton of people is just 12 to 15 people
Jk; so BTS isn't a ton?
Suga; oh no it is
RM; no, their are 7 of us
Suga; include army
Hobi; you know what. who needs sleep huh?!
sleepover 8
Tae; guys I will be the last person to die in my lifetime
Rm; that's no-....wait a minute
Suga; woah Tae that's true
Jk; I am now sleeping
Jimin; Tae I am sleepy...
Hobi; its 4:53 am
Jin; yeah lets sleep
Rm; no Tae is smart and now I am confused..
Toss me my keys
RM: Toss me my keys
Jin: *Throws Printer*
RM: *Watches it and looks back* I said My Keys
Jin: I thought you said Printer
RM: Why the fuck would I say Printer?
Yoongi: Toss me my keys
Jimin: *Throws Christmas Tree*
Yoongi:*watches it and looks back* I said my keys!
Jimin: I thought you said Christmas tree
Yoongi: Why the fuck would I say Christamas tree
Jungkook: Throw down the keys
V: *Throws down a Copy machine*
Jungkook: *Watches it and looks back up* I SAid KEys!!
V: I Thought you said Copy Machine!
Jungkook: Why the fuck would I say Copy Machine *Walking away confused*
Y/N: Toss me my keys
JHope: *Throws Television*
Y/N: *Watches it, and looks back* I said my keys
JHope: I thought you said TV
Y/N: WHY THE FUCK WOULD I SAY TV!!!!!!
Vine Tribute Part 1
These are for laughing purposes.
Yes, It’s Reader insert.
Senior Trip- Dope Island
(BTS)
“Okay senior trip, Where do you guys wanna go?” Mr. Kim(Teacher RM) asked, looking around at the seven in a circle, considering you were the senior class comitte, Yoongi was already sleeping, Jungkook and Taehyung were goofing off along with Jimin. you were just ready to go home.
“(Someplace fun)!” Hoseok suggested, but considering you didn’t have enough time to raise enough money for it, Mr.Kim shrugged looking over where you, Jin, and Yoongi sat, (Or in Yoongi’s case slept).
“Let’s go to Hell” I said, with the most Obvious ‘You’re all killing me’ smile.
Mr.Kim gave me the ‘Really’ look. “Y/N,...No”
LMFAO!HOW TO PLAY OFF A SCARE PRANK - Pranksters
(BTS)
You and Hoseok were walking to the grocery store, to restock the home you bothe shared with five other classmates and you’re teacher, when your sentence was cut off By Taehyung and Jimin jumping out of no where. Hoseok screamed.
You all stopped walking “-GONNA SWING FROM THE CHAN-”
Boys will be boys...-Twan Kuyper
(Triple H)
Hyojong and Hyuna sat in a car, talking.
“You know you’re my number 1″ Hyojong said, looking out the window.
“I know it’s just someti-”
*Don’t cha-Pussycat dolls plays* While you stand up, fixing your hair, and clothes that got ruffled, when you went to tie your shoe.
Hyojong turned back to Hyuna only to scream in fear as she Glared at him
Still a better love story than Twilight- Scottysire
(Triple H)
Hwitaek Was talking to a ‘news interviewer’
“Speaking of-of beautiful women” The ‘Interviewer’ said, holding the mic to you as Hwitaek was chuckling.
“Hi” You said into the mic, As you came into the shot.
“Where” He asked. You looked at him offended. *You’re a mean one*
You’re single AF...-Pigues
(Triple H)
You held the camera, aimed at Hyuna and Hyojong as they kissed, and Hwitaek walked in the frame, getting ‘angry. And shouting.
“HEY,” They looked over at him “THAT’S DISGUSTING, THERE’S SINGLE PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD TO!”
Then he walked away.
When you’re not done with the argument- Christian DelGrosso
(Hyuna)
You and Hyuna were arguing over food (Just go with it), when she said something about you’re favorite food.
“Fine!” You said, turning and walking away. “I’m done with this conversation”
“Cool”
*3 Seconds later*
You came back to face her “And you know what else?”
Booty Had me like...- DAN Nampaikid
(Triple H)
“And I really wanna go to (Place)” Hyuna spoke with Hyojong, as you walked by, Turning his head, but keeping his body straight as you walked away.
“Hey!” Hyuna shouted, Causing Hyojong’s head to turn back quickly.
“Hm?”
Hide and Seek-It’s Not even emily
(Blackpink)
“Where are you?” Rose spoke into the phone, as it was on speaker, Lisa, Jennie, and Jisoo have already been found, and it’s been a day.
“I’ll give you a hint...Japan” You said into the phone.
Lisa grabbed the phone, “Okay, You are taking this game of Hide and seek seriously”
Meet me outside Principal- Jay Versace
(BTS)
“Mom, I refuse to go back to school after what my principal just said to me” You said to Jin, sitting down at the table for food with the other six.
Ignoring the ‘Mom’ part, he set plates down at the table asking, “What did he say?”
“You’re Expelled” You said crossing your arms as the others looked at you with the ‘what’s wrong with you’ looks. “Like How dare you”
Thanksgiving- Thomas Sanders
(BTS)
“Welcome to the Hunger games” You stood up, dressed as that lady from the Hunger games.
“This is thanksgiving” Jin said, slamming his fist on the table.
You pointed at him, “That is Mahogany!”