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taehyung: if you were able to hold the world, would you?

jungkook: what do you mean? i hold you everyday

taehyung: tears up

namjoon: we all have our demons.

taehyung, raising jungkook's hand: this one's mine ! instead, it's vampire for me !

yoongi: living has always been a large part of my life. i was born at an incredibly young age, and ever since then, i have been alive.

jungkook, drunk, filling out a form: what's an occupation?

namjoon: it is something you do.

jungkook, nodding while writing: kiim taehyyuung.

jungkook: bro wanna see me go around the world?

taehyung: do it

jungkook, walking around taehyung

taehyung:

jungkook: you are my world bro

taehyung: bro

jungkook: no, it's too dangerous for you to go alone. here, take this!

taehyung:

taehyung: you're just holding out your hand..

jin: i'm in charge of this disaster.

jungkook: hey! i've got a name !

taehyung: tell the whole world that you love me.

jungkook: okay.

jungkook, leans close to taehyung's ear and whispers

jungkook: i love you.

taehyung: why did you whisper it to me?

jungkook: because you're my whole world.

jin: what goes up but never comes down?

yoongi: the amount of stress you bring me.

taehyung: do you want to play 20 questions?

jungkook: sure!

taehyung: what's your favourite color?

jungkook, laser fucking focused: circle. do you like men?

jungkook: bro look at this art

taehyung: let me see it bro

jungkook, shows his phone

taehyung: bro that's the camera on selfie mode

jungkook: that's cause you're the art bro

taehyung: b r o

taehyung, yawns

jungkook: yeah, being pretty must be very tiring.

taehyung and jungkook playing overwatch

jungkook: tae, cover me!

taehyung: in kisses? gladly!

jungkook: we are being SHOT AT, COVER ME!

taehyung: but kisses later?

taehyung, slides a piece of paper across the table

jungkook, reading it: "do you like me? choose an option: yes or no"

jungkook, circles yes and slides it back

taehyung, looks at it and blushes

jin: when will you two stop doing your play, y'all have been dating for years.

yoongi, patting jungkook and taehyung on the back: good job gays.

jungkook: did you mean guy—

yoongi: did i fucking stutter

jungkook: no, it's too dangerous for you to go alone ! here, take this !

taehyung:

jungkook: you're just holding out your hand..

jungkook : being gay isn’t a choice.

jungkook, lifting taehyung up like a trophy : it’s a game and i am winning !

jimin: so, you two shower ... together?

taehyung & jungkook, shy: NO !

jimin: double negative. it's a yes.

jungkook: i don't date guys

taehyung, walks in

jungkook: i marry them

hoseok: jungkook, where'd you get that bruise?

jungkook: *flashback to him walking into a pole after taehyung blew a kiss at him*

jungkook: i'm in a gang