Incorrect Quotations - Tumblr Posts

jungkook: i don't date guys

taehyung, walks in

jungkook: i marry them

hoseok: i'm sending good vibes your way. they're coming. there's nothing you can do to stop them.

yoongi:

yoongi: this is the most threatening way i've ever been cheered up.

hoseok: jungkook, where'd you get that bruise?

jungkook: *flashback to him walking into a pole after taehyung blew a kiss at him*

jungkook: i'm in a gang

taehyung: what are your strengths?

jungkook: i fall in love easily

taehyung: um, okay... and your weaknesses?

jungkook: those beautiful eyes of yours

jungkook: i'm off to that meeting

taehyung: forgetting something?

jungkook: ah yes

jungkook, gently kisses taehyung on his forehead

taehyung, blushing: i meant your wallet but thank you

jungkook: tell us, is there a spirit in my room?

ouija board: Y-E-S

jungkook: great. your portion of the rent

is $1000. it's due the first of the month.

ouija board: W-T-F

taehyung, applying lip balm

jungkook: what flavor is that ?

taehyung: oh it's strawberry flavor !

jungkook: does it taste like strawberry too ?

taehyung: you can try, here.

jungkook, kisses taehyung instead

jungkook: huh it does !

taehyung: *taehyung.exe stopped working

jungkook: where were you taehyung?

taehyung: i was in my room. why?

jungkook: i went to the kitchen to get some snacks but you weren't there

taehyung: do you remember our first meet?

jungkook: yes

taehyung: you flirted with me and told me i had a pretty head.

jungkook: is there something on my chest?

taehyung: other than your peircings and my eyes, no

taehyung: aren't you forgetting something?

jungkook: i think i have kept everything to take. my passport, my bag...

taehyung: my hand.. hold my hand

taehyung: beautiful

jungkook, drawing

jungkook: thanks, i'm almost done!

taehyung: no! i was talking about you

taehyung: hey hyung! have you seen my top?

hoseok: yeah, jungkook is in the kitchen.

jungkook, trying to fix something:

jungkook: hey can someone give me a hand.

taehyung, immediately goes to hold jungkook's hand.

jungkook: you're cute but that's not what i meant.

taehyung: okay but why are you still holding my hand then?

jungkook: you got me.

taehyung, trying to subtly get ideas of what jungkook might want for his birthday

taehyung: tell me something you like.

jungkook : like or love?

taehyung: love.

jungkook: you.

taehyung, internally: that was so sweet but it does not help me at all.

[it did, taehyung was the gift]

jungkook, reading a recipe: beat three eggs?

taehyung: it means in hand to hand combat.

jungkook: ohhhh-

jin: both of you get out of this kitchen.

[while hiding their relationship from everybody in the group]

jungkook: you're on speaker. behave.

taehyung: or what, you'll spank me?

jungkook:

namjoon:

yoongi:

jin:

hoseok: [quietly hands jimin a twenty]

jimin: [smugly accepts it]

taehyung, eating a cinnamon roll

jungkook: cannibalism.

taehyung: *confused chewing noises*

jimin : what is love?

jungkook : i unfollowed some meme pages so that taehyung could send me memes i haven't seen before.

jungkook: do you want to explain the text you sent me last night?

taehyung: it was autocorrect.

jungkook: oh, autocorrect said "you're so hot. please step on me."?

taehyung:..yes