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I got the BEST idea for a Biden campaign ad

Okay so, it opens in a picturesque 1950s American town square- the set of Back to the Future.

Biden skates into frame on a skateboard, and looks back behind him to where there is a commotion- Trump is kicking puppies (or babies or something) while his posse looks on and laughs.

Biden beckons to the camera conspiratorially and whispers, “Watch this.”

He slides on his aviator glasses and calls to Trump, “Hey Don! Why don’t you pick on someone your own age?!”

Trump gets red in the face, steam blows out of his ears, and he gets tunnel vision, like a bull. He yells something incoherent and probably unairable at our star, then gets into his big red MAGA pickup truck, decked out in flags, guns, and lewd (and insensitive) bumper stickers. He revs the engine and charges straight at Biden.

They have a quick chase across the town green. They’ve drawn a crowd of cheering onlookers. Soon, Trump has gained on Biden. It looks like it’s the end of the road for Joe. Trump gets ready to ram him.

But at the last possible second, Biden does a backflip handstand and leaps over the truck with the grace of a leopard. Trump and his goons gape as they look back at him…realizing too late that they were heading straight for a manure truck.

BLAM! SPLORCH! An EXPLOSION of shit!

Then Biden walks past the screen, 50s babes in each arm, with Trump spluttering and choking on shit behind him. He tilts his glasses and says, “NObody calls me Chicken.” Then bites into a Chick-fil-A sandwich.