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This one's a bit gross, but if you have an iron stomach and the same sick sense of humor that I do, I urge you to read below the cut (it's worth it).

Like A Snickers, For The Undead

There once was a Vampire named Jack,

Who had a severe hunger attack.

It may seem disgusting to you,

But he sucked a used Kotex or two.

To a Vampire, that’s just a light snack.