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Pizza delivery instructions

You know when you order pizza delivery online,there’s sometimes a box asking you to provide any special delivery instructions to the driver? One of these days, I wanna write there: “Rub my belly and say, ‘Eat up, big guy!’” Maybe that could happen when I’m with a bunch of friends hanging out and drinking, and we order pizza. Doing it when your sober, solo, and in self-quarantine is just sad...