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“Killed 99 bears”

a fact that if actually accomplished, should be put on a tombstone.

I'm sorry but now I can't get this out of my head

Zestial trying to court Sir Pentious by dancing but instead of fancy ballroom dancing its tropical bird mating dances

he uses his cape in place of wings

because let's be honest, they do look like wings

i cant draw but this is the vision

They really should teach people how to cook in school.

Imagine going through life being named Fox and it's like. Okay well at least it probably can't get worse right?? And then all your coworkers start calling you Spooky 😭

i’m fucking dying. it’s been brought to ben collins (the rad new owner of the onion’s) attention that Google AI summary is using The Onion headlines, resulting in this:

MC: Ugh my hands are cold

Muriel: Oh okay.

Muriel: [takes MC's hands in his]

MC: ...You know my lips are cold too...

Muriel: Uh...

Muriel: [shrugs a little and covers MC's mouth with his hand]

MC: ...