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Yay an oc

I don't know what to call him so I'll let you decide! I put a poll up that will be there for a week.

So I found out there's an ice pikmin plush

And-

"End me"

"Do it"

"Bitch"

I am a fool who loves bonding with fictional characters. Please send help

Ya know what I’ve changed my mind my life is not a romcom it’s a psychological horror film.

i don't feel so casual about them your honour

I’m sorry about the cannibalism but in my defence it’s javert.

Someone explain to me why Japanese girls playing Curling is hilarious as fuck to me

They be like:

S W E E P S W E E P S W E E P S W E E P S W E E P-

for the next 5 days, this is his life

I AM DEAD, YOU'VE SMITED ME-

This is my oc as a baby while being held by Tenderheart.

Of you're confused on why my oc has eyelashes and a pink blanket, when you all are like "isn't your oc a boy??" Umm... Yeah, but that's part of the oc's backstory and he's just like me, he's trans, as in, not born the gender they actual are.

So, yeah, I hope you all enjoy this random drawing.

Bonus: if you really want a "boy" version, not a big change, obviously.

OMG FERNANDO ASKSJDSKDJLSKDJFÇSLDKFÇSLDKFJ WHAT THEY DID WITH YOU?

Omg it's so weird to see Fernando with that hair... But still beautiful. alskçsdlkf~sdçflkfldçs  I can't handle it.

The Spain NT just arrive in the same country as I am. I can feel the sexual frustration inside of me. OMG CAN YOU FEEL IT????

So, I have to do an assignment on this website called NoRedInk and this freaking gem appeared.  

padme lives AUs are never funny enough. like whether you're a rebel soldier or a stormtrooper, someone at the highest chain of your command is having a REALLY public and REALLY messy session of divorce court in front of you, your god, and the whole damn galaxy, and all of you just have to sit there and watch

Deuce, while studying: Huh. Did you know your skin is your biggest organ?

Ace: Pff-

Deuce: Don't you dare-

Ace: Not MY biggest organ.

MC: What the fuck you mean 'not my biggest-' liKE BRO DOES IT NOT HAVE SKIN ON IT.

Ace: MC, it's just a-

MC: IS YOUR DICK SKINLESS ACE FUCKING ANSWER THE QUESTION. SKINLESS DICK MOTHERFUCKER.

This took 7 days..

“ 𝗠𝗶𝗻𝗲𝗰𝗿𝗮𝗳𝘁, 𝗵𝘂𝗵..? ” (on Wattpad) https://www.wattpad.com/story/318922136-%F0%9D%97%A0%F0%9D%97%B6%F0%9D%97%BB%F0%9D%97%B2%F0%9D%97%B0%F0%9D%97%BF%F0%9D%97%AE%F0%9D%97%B3%F0%9D%98%81-%F0%9D%97%B5%F0%9D%98%82%F0%9D%97%B5?utm_source=web&utm_medium=tumblr&utm_content=share_myworks&wp_uname=The_Sleepy_Bunni&wp_originator=C1%2BTJltxTxSUi9D8NNPHyKvd6g6FXRT3OC08yrbqQvdq9jCCoYkC497mLkvkLgvT6bZl5aZQApoJortznma5UoPSdQwKbq879D9hignw24lfbtohUIBbEpW%2BSR7PZE76 “ᴡ-ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ᴀᴍ ɪ?” “ʜᴍ, ᴍᴀʏʙᴇ ɪᴛ ɪꜱɴ'ᴛ ꜱᴏ ʙᴀᴅ ʜᴇʀᴇ..?” “ɴᴀʜ ꜰ#ᴄᴋ ‘ɪᴛ ɪꜱɴᴛ ꜱᴏ ʙᴀᴅ ʜᴇʀᴇ’ ᴛʜɪꜱ ɪꜱ ʙᴀᴛ ꜱʜ!ᴛ ᴏʜ ꜱʜ!ᴛ ʜᴇ'ꜱ ᴛᴇʟᴇᴘᴏʀᴛɪɴɢ ɴᴏᴡ ᴜʜ- ᄂΣΛᴠΣ ᴍΣ ΛᄂӨПΣ ΣЯᴅɪП ᴘᄂΣΛƧΣ!!– ᴡᴀɪᴛ..! ɪ ᴛᴀʟᴋᴇᴅ ᴇɴᴅᴇʀ ʜᴀʜᴀ ʙᴇᴀᴛ ᴛʜɪꜱ ʙɪᴛᴄʜ ᴜᴘ-”“ - ♧︎︎︎──────♧︎︎︎ ⋅🌩ꕥᓚᘏᗢ⋅ ♧︎︎︎──────♧︎︎︎ - ⚠ Warning ⚠ 18+ ╰┈➤Slight cursing/cussing/bad-mouthing ┈➤Gore/Blood ┈➤Yandere! Themes ┈➤Mentions of Stalking! And Violence! ┈➤Obsessive thoughts ┈➤Slight sexual intention inculded! ┈➤Grammatical errors ┈➤Slight OOC ┈➤ Slow updates - ♧︎︎︎──────♧︎︎︎ ⋅🌩ꕥᓚᘏᗢ⋅ ♧︎︎︎──────♧︎︎︎ - >>Inspirations and Credits; (@ghosteevees) ╰┈➤ If you find inspiration or an idea to copy this book then please come to me first in @-my channel Book cover by; @Neytrix on Deviantart Idea; @-my channel / My own original idea - >>Little Message ^^ ↫♔ If you are uncomfortable with any of the following in this book, I suggest you ‘cutely’ leave (❁'▽'❁)…… thank you ^^ And that none of the pictures or images belong to me so please don’t come after me,,,,,- -

IS IT BAD THAT I LISTENED TO THIS???

Just

Just give it a listen

I promise it's not too badddd

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I HAD TO LAY ON TGE FLOOR A NF CATCH MY BREATH CUZ HOW AHRD I FUCK ING WHEEZED HELL O GODDAMIY JESUSUSYHD

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