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3 months ago

yeah British Empire why is there so much porn in the trans tags like β€œOwO do you wanna play with my girl nuts πŸ₯°β€ (no offense to trans women/fems yall are great and pretty af /platonic) like even when i look in transmasc/ftm tags there are trans woman porn scams (probably)

like they even tag it with mlm sometimes, us gay guys aren’t interested in women dude πŸ’€

OH GOD WHY ARE THERE SO MANY NAKED PEOPKE ON THE TRANS TAGS I DONT WANT TO SEE GENITALS AND NUDE BREASTS, ESPECIALLY WHEN IT JUST APPEARS ON MY DASH UNNANOUCED


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3 months ago

i'm aceflux greyromantic achillean gay which means I'm attracted to a woman. I don't think that is a good idea.

I love how it did the opposite of my sexuality 😍😍😍

I'm Asexual Which Means I'm Attracted To The Exit.

I'm asexual which means I'm attracted to the exit.

Well...I mean...accurate?


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3 months ago

yeah πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€

I had a furby as a kid and I blinded it using a laser pointer because I was scared it would watch me. But then it thought it was dark at all times so it would scream and say "help! It so dark!"
Reddit user 1: I had a furby that I loved dearly, one of the original ones from when it was a huge fad. One day I held it upside down and it said "wHoaAAA! me scared!" then immediately died and never worked again : (

Reddit user 2: Murderer
I had one from the 2010's which had multiple different
"personalities" depending on how you treated them, one of these personalities was an evil one which if memory serves correct it just sung "smoke on the water" in the furby language. My mom would call it
"darth vader mode" and it freaked the hell out of me caused i was scared of Darth Vader. I also couldn't figure out for the life of me how the emotion mechanic worked so the furby was stuck in darth vader mode for a while and when I did manage to turn it good again from my child POV the furby randomly turned evil. Later in my life when i was 15-16 i skinned the furby
My sister had an original in the early 2000's. It scared her so my parents put it in the basement. That night, it went fucking nuts babbling and unfortunately my parents left it too close to the vent and it echoed up into my room.
Fucking terrified me. My parents found me under my blankets screaming for the voices to stop.

It's so fucking funny how many people who owned Furbies as children ended up being traumatized by them in some way


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3 months ago
My Cat And Alexander Hamilton Plush Say Hi Too

My cat and alexander hamilton plush say hi too

HAI MY FELLOW EMO GUY WASSUP

HIYA :D


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3 months ago
My Skibidi Playlist :3

My skibidi playlist :3

I couldn’t explain my music taste if I tried


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3 months ago

ITS FAGTOBER!!! TIME TO BE SPOOKY :D

marsh8zhislife - πŸ–€π–•π–†π–“π–˜π–žπŸ–€

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3 months ago

cishet girlie -> bi she/her -> polysexual she/her -> demigirl, she/they -> ace polyromantic she/they -> ace genderfae she/they -> back to demigirl she/they -> ace uranic demigirl she/they -> ace uranic polygender they/she -> ace panromantic polygender they/she (i listened to paramore) -> ace panromantic agender they/them -> ace greyromantic pan agender they/them -> pan oriented aroace agender they/them -> aroflux ace agender they/them -> back to greyromantic -> ace greyromantic libramasculine they/he -> ace greyromantic genderfaun they/he -> ace greyromantic bi/pan transmasc enby he/they -> aceflux greyromantic achillean gay transmasc enby, he/it/they

LGBTQ+ folk what was your gender/sexuality pipeline?


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3 months ago
Sending This To Every Single Church Member From My Childhood Who Ever Tried To Get Me To Join Their MLM

sending this to every single church member from my childhood who ever tried to get me to join their MLM


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3 months ago

πŸ–€πŸ–€πŸ–€

I owe trans men my life


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3 months ago

I think im the reason why Rhode Island is a yaoi state tbh

Map I Made.

map i made.

I live in a yaoi state πŸ˜”


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3 months ago

Christmas kids by ROAR :3

ATTENTION

If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)


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3 months ago

me core

This Blog Is A Safe Space.
This Blog Is A Safe Space.
This Blog Is A Safe Space.

This blog is a safe space.

Nazis, TERFs, pedophiles, bigots, Tr*mp supporters, Islamophobes, exclusionists, queerphobes, and anyone who can’t reblog this post, etc, do not interact. I will block you.


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3 months ago

geobraham washincoln πŸ˜‡

Every Now And Then I Think About How My High School History Textbook Dedicated Several Pages To What

Every now and then I think about how my high school history textbook dedicated several pages to what I can only describe as historic presidential shipping fanart


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3 months ago

please trick or treat in any of my inboxes

Please reblog if YES so your followers will know!


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3 months ago

HGELP I LUV HIM

Horrifying Thanks

Horrifying thanks


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3 months ago

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