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![MAKE WAY FOR THE FAB FOUR !](https://64.media.tumblr.com/b578846e061b995a6f0cb698b250e15b/957ee3ef7ad644b2-e5/s500x750/939e12c64710e97b29116b09425787b5e3a33586.png)
MAKE WAY FOR THE FAB FOUR ! π§
yeah British Empire why is there so much porn in the trans tags like βOwO do you wanna play with my girl nuts π₯°β (no offense to trans women/fems yall are great and pretty af /platonic) like even when i look in transmasc/ftm tags there are trans woman porn scams (probably)
like they even tag it with mlm sometimes, us gay guys arenβt interested in women dude π
OH GOD WHY ARE THERE SO MANY NAKED PEOPKE ON THE TRANS TAGS I DONT WANT TO SEE GENITALS AND NUDE BREASTS, ESPECIALLY WHEN IT JUST APPEARS ON MY DASH UNNANOUCED
i'm aceflux greyromantic achillean gay which means I'm attracted to a woman. I don't think that is a good idea.
I love how it did the opposite of my sexuality πππ
![I'm Asexual Which Means I'm Attracted To The Exit.](https://64.media.tumblr.com/2b6c534309730e5a229bfe25bc84ebbf/9bc8fe817e2bf070-bf/s500x750/24a7f9577b784ded5cb887342959983bdde53907.jpg)
I'm asexual which means I'm attracted to the exit.
Well...I mean...accurate?
yeah πππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππ
![I had a furby as a kid and I blinded it using a laser pointer because I was scared it would watch me. But then it thought it was dark at all times so it would scream and say "help! It so dark!"](https://64.media.tumblr.com/df9a6157a5628a88d6f0b522266e4027/73ff94f34d012cc8-06/s500x750/7b7597baa6ae4633a79995b492da11606722a068.png)
![Reddit user 1: I had a furby that I loved dearly, one of the original ones from when it was a huge fad. One day I held it upside down and it said "wHoaAAA! me scared!" then immediately died and never worked again : (
Reddit user 2: Murderer](https://64.media.tumblr.com/8c464564a3c9cc0dd0a49e354d25de72/73ff94f34d012cc8-6b/s500x750/6ef9f88209f551f93f558f2756909ed693ea1ec3.jpg)
![I had one from the 2010's which had multiple different
"personalities" depending on how you treated them, one of these personalities was an evil one which if memory serves correct it just sung "smoke on the water" in the furby language. My mom would call it
"darth vader mode" and it freaked the hell out of me caused i was scared of Darth Vader. I also couldn't figure out for the life of me how the emotion mechanic worked so the furby was stuck in darth vader mode for a while and when I did manage to turn it good again from my child POV the furby randomly turned evil. Later in my life when i was 15-16 i skinned the furby](https://64.media.tumblr.com/c6ab1b281cb1bebe8127dd6519db8ba5/73ff94f34d012cc8-c2/s500x750/ec9db90cd051938901fa3de24dd83c004a5f551e.jpg)
![My sister had an original in the early 2000's. It scared her so my parents put it in the basement. That night, it went fucking nuts babbling and unfortunately my parents left it too close to the vent and it echoed up into my room.
Fucking terrified me. My parents found me under my blankets screaming for the voices to stop.](https://64.media.tumblr.com/7c42af85353864f79771f805e4e8dcac/73ff94f34d012cc8-7f/s500x750/a755e176d6acf1142580479b15a8265b2adbaac1.jpg)
It's so fucking funny how many people who owned Furbies as children ended up being traumatized by them in some way
gummy i knew this would turn you on
![Ep3](https://64.media.tumblr.com/670498f1b19a0e6711b25f674585193b/363754a0d38cf231-8e/s500x750/551315e69cb87c20c268328270b9b5755b5ccac9.jpg)
![Ep3](https://64.media.tumblr.com/e7a7f5b862a773e76488973fd369dc44/363754a0d38cf231-e0/s500x750/29012839cde8793a97e9f0fc2d09e9ccbf6e0e8f.jpg)
Ep3
![I Have A Him](https://64.media.tumblr.com/c8a54f8b3a2e4fe9aa1f20572db72627/a342f5b850a360de-99/s500x750/cf7ada4842452cc24cec4cf1a5cd6837329a4f7e.jpg)
I have a him
![Horrifying Thanks](https://64.media.tumblr.com/bbfdfcf64bc09f4c0f80ef52082b6efe/3dd37627b4199e12-99/s500x750/f12bf03018cb2ff887808e778dd05ccdcc4a998f.jpg)
Horrifying thanks
![My Cat And Alexander Hamilton Plush Say Hi Too](https://64.media.tumblr.com/35042b60b92111a14426f954bd001a64/490f9b774530eeb9-05/s500x750/3c68073311eebcbc30a9a37e619a379693b8f6f0.jpg)
My cat and alexander hamilton plush say hi too
HAI MY FELLOW EMO GUY WASSUP
HIYA :D
![My Skibidi Playlist :3](https://64.media.tumblr.com/e1b3c27bf4ed409456020e1fc53eaa0e/ebb9aa1512ab6e60-9a/s500x750/0aecb862220d02de5135cfa125234e07b06a02a0.jpg)
My skibidi playlist :3
I couldnβt explain my music taste if I tried
cishet girlie -> bi she/her -> polysexual she/her -> demigirl, she/they -> ace polyromantic she/they -> ace genderfae she/they -> back to demigirl she/they -> ace uranic demigirl she/they -> ace uranic polygender they/she -> ace panromantic polygender they/she (i listened to paramore) -> ace panromantic agender they/them -> ace greyromantic pan agender they/them -> pan oriented aroace agender they/them -> aroflux ace agender they/them -> back to greyromantic -> ace greyromantic libramasculine they/he -> ace greyromantic genderfaun they/he -> ace greyromantic bi/pan transmasc enby he/they -> aceflux greyromantic achillean gay transmasc enby, he/it/they
LGBTQ+ folk what was your gender/sexuality pipeline?
![Sending This To Every Single Church Member From My Childhood Who Ever Tried To Get Me To Join Their MLM](https://64.media.tumblr.com/729f6d32c715cc02d7c4b0b6d41e0e28/e3fd8216146dfec0-04/s500x750/8f6bf7102050a5e29a1312df41ca5076a27c3c40.jpg)
sending this to every single church member from my childhood who ever tried to get me to join their MLM
I think im the reason why Rhode Island is a yaoi state tbh
![Map I Made.](https://64.media.tumblr.com/bb7a90c4db165adc3bbc35be90334cd0/8c55ff13acaf7da5-77/s500x750/3b872ce951f00e15fc872c63a36a518a9bc51220.png)
map i made.
I live in a yaoi state π
Christmas kids by ROAR :3
ATTENTION
If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)
me core
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![This Blog Is A Safe Space.](https://64.media.tumblr.com/1c600fa56f70cc3ade7a0c4d4db59447/07625698265bfc47-22/s500x750/4b4795f506e2dd1d8500c097113c6a08e269654b.png)
![This Blog Is A Safe Space.](https://64.media.tumblr.com/c1343d2776e20c97de42d0527de1d7e4/07625698265bfc47-9c/s500x750/c3a328e75a42d7864ba779b441ac08824d72c345.jpg)
This blog is a safe space.
Nazis, TERFs, pedophiles, bigots, Tr*mp supporters, Islamophobes, exclusionists, queerphobes, and anyone who canβt reblog this post, etc, do not interact. I will block you.
geobraham washincoln π
![Every Now And Then I Think About How My High School History Textbook Dedicated Several Pages To What](https://64.media.tumblr.com/0265348f66332dec7609b25c4ed4fd1e/778ebdbd86cb600f-b6/s640x960/19f2ec29d573b5040aa1b9040b41fa3aa1f56e3f.jpg)
Every now and then I think about how my high school history textbook dedicated several pages to what I can only describe as historic presidential shipping fanart
please trick or treat in any of my inboxes
Please reblog if YES so your followers will know!