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I would start laughing because one of my cats HATES my laugh so much that she attacks me 😂

10 Essential Cat Care Tips
1/ Provide a balanced diet: Feed your cat high-quality cat food that meets their nutritional needs. Consult with your veterinarian to determine the appropriate portion sizes and feeding schedule
2/ Fresh water: Ensure your cat has access to clean and fresh water at all times. Change the water regularly and consider using a water fountain to encourage hydration.
3/ Regular veterinary care: Schedule routine check-ups with a veterinarian to monitor your cat's health, update vaccinations, and address any concerns or illnesses promptly
4/ Litter box hygiene: Keep the litter box clean by scooping it daily and completely changing the litter regularly. Provide one litter box per cat, plus an extra, in different locations of your home.
5/ Enrichment and playtime: Engage your cat in interactive play sessions using toys that mimic prey, such as feathers or laser pointers. Provide scratching posts, climbing trees, and puzzle toys to keep them mentally and physically stimulated.
6/ Grooming routine: Brush your cat regularly to remove loose hair and prevent matting. Check their ears, teeth, and nails periodically and seek professional grooming if needed.
7/ Safe environment: Create a safe indoor environment for your cat by removing potential hazards like toxic plants, chemicals, and small objects that could be swallowed. Use window screens or provide a secure outdoor enclosure if your cat enjoys supervised outdoor time.
8/ Spay/neuter: Consider spaying or neutering your cat to prevent unwanted pregnancies, reduce the risk of certain diseases, and help manage behavioral issues.
9/ Dental care: Establish a dental care routine by brushing your cat's teeth regularly with a pet-specific toothbrush and toothpaste. Dental treats or toys can also help promote oral health.
10/ Love and attention: Provide your cat with love, attention, and a warm, safe space. Spend quality time together, offer gentle petting, and create a bond based on trust and affection

My entire childhood and teenage years consisted of being petrified my indoor cat was gonna escape when the door opened.
Marty, if you're reading this, we have windows for a reason. Just look out them. All the cool shit is in here. (Marty turns 14 soon)