Chaotic Peter Parker - Tumblr Posts

ok ok imagine peter’s identity gets revealed, and he’s just so sick of this shit because fucking Parker Luck and he can’t go a week without a midlife crisis

after spending so much time with tony (who is still alive because i am the queen of tony stark death erasure) he just automatically defaults to brushing it off and coping with humor. so he goes on twitter and posts his civil war video diary to the official spiderman account

twitter BLOWS UP because they have bts of the actual events that literally tore the avengers apart, and peter is just sitting on facetime with ned and mj laughing his ass off at all the replies