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whenever I sneeze fart I feel like a neutron star

i love the trope that if marinette got akumatized she would just take over. like monarch wouldn’t be able to control her or take away her akuma so she could quite literally destroy the city. like that’s the textbook definition of girlboss if you ask me

They love each other, i think. 😗

this is now my favorite comic ever thank you for this

so I had the idea that Marinette somehow finds out about Emilie and struggles with how to break the news to Adrien... this is set pre-reveal for maximum miscommunication

edit: now with a part 2!

edit 2: aaaaand now with a part 3 as well!

lowkey embarrassing that gabriel can’t stick with a supervillain name. just pick a bug and move on like ???

ok ok imagine peter’s identity gets revealed, and he’s just so sick of this shit because fucking Parker Luck and he can’t go a week without a midlife crisis

after spending so much time with tony (who is still alive because i am the queen of tony stark death erasure) he just automatically defaults to brushing it off and coping with humor. so he goes on twitter and posts his civil war video diary to the official spiderman account

twitter BLOWS UP because they have bts of the actual events that literally tore the avengers apart, and peter is just sitting on facetime with ned and mj laughing his ass off at all the replies

will peter parker ever know that tony stark risked everything for him because tony loved him like a son and will the russo brothers ever know that i caught onto their scent and am rapidly gaining on their current location

NOOOOO MY STREAK

i have a theory that every time i leave the ao3 website it shuts down. because i have been an avid reader of ao3 for years and have NEVER experienced it being down. basically i’m a good luck charm and everytime i leave everything goes to hell. you’re welcome guys🫶🏻

i’ve heard many rumors about harley keener returning in armor wars and if that happens, i’ll explode. like guts and brains all over the movie theater. and if it doesn’t happen, i’ll also explode. it’s inevitable. i won’t make it out of my local movie theater because i will have exploded.

Pepper: [heavily pregnant, walking down the stairs]

Tony: [waving his arms in the air] Keep going, down here Pep, watch out everyone!

Pepper: I’m a pregnant woman not a plane coming in for landing.

nwh gave me So Many Ideas

mcu peter has no friends or family. he's all alone. as much as i want them to fix this (ASAP, one spider boy can only take so much) imagine the POSSIBILITIES

they could introduce harry osborn like they have in the past spiderman franchises. i never talk about it but harry osborn was such a great addition to peter parker's character. the hot, brooding, sarcastic best friend who masks his intelligence, and has major daddy issues. i know ned is sort of the harry replacement in the mcu but i'm greedy so why can't we have both. i imagine they'd meet through either college courses or an internship and become quick friends. peter is in desperate need of a new support system and it could come in the form of a character that is already familiar to previous spiderman fans.

(i know that it's so unlikely that this would happen after green goblin was already introduced in the mcu as a multiversal villain but if every multiverse has a peter, every multiverse has a harry... right? it would be interesting to watch peter struggle to trust harry because his father in an alternate universe was responsible for may's death—and i stand by that whether harry ends up as a villain or an ally)

on the topic of past spiderman movies, it would also be an incredible addition to bring in some gwen stacy action too. obviously not romantically, i love petermj too much for that, but she could join a bonus friend group made up of her, harry, and peter to make up for the one he lost by the spell. also she would balance out harry's bad attitude. i imagine their dynamic would be that of james franco harry osborn, emma stone gwen stacy, and tom holland peter parker. like that would just be so *chefs kiss*

also, one of my favorite possibilities, is that they could bring back HARLEY KEENER. (oh boy am i passionate about this one) the mcu is so incredible and they hardly ever do things without a reason and they brought ty simpkins back for tony's funeral. they brought him back once, WHY NOT BRING HIM BACK AGAIN? imagine him and harley meet (or possibly room together) at a community college in new york and become instant friends. peter is so grateful because he's finally able to find someone that he can be himself with, after losing everyone else he loved and trusted. and little does he know, it's tony's other genius kid

ALSO ALSO ALSO i am in love with the idea of young avengers, correct? there will be a LOng ass post about that to come but in an ideal world, peter and kate bishop would both be part of it. imagine before all of that happens, kate and peter meet somehow (a chance encounter in a coffee shop, a shared college class, running into each other when a villain attacks new york, kate seeking peter out for a new ally—quite literally endless possibilities) and become friends. i can just picture the quips and insults they would send back and forth. just imagine peter being like that one scene in civil war where he won't shut up while fighting sam and bucky, and then kate being like that scene in hawkeye where clint is completely deaf and she keeps trying to talk to him. their combined dumbass energy is incredible and i need it to happen.

anyways thank you for coming to my ted talk, there will be way more to come. i am a little obsessed with mcu if you can't tell and i have So much to say

ao3 would not be down as much if they invested in an app me thinks

assigning random core memories i have to mha characters (part 2)

passing out in home ec because i cut my hand with a pizza cutter - satou

kissing the little brother of a guy who had a crush on me (i was five but it was a power move) - aoyama

writing a rap in eighth grade about the creepy lunch ladies - jirou

laughing my ass off and recording all my friends when they sobbed at the movie midnight sun - bakugo

participating in a “don’t stop believin” flash mob in sixth grade - present mic

@katsukidynam1ght thinking of you <3

i am plagued by silly character loving thoughts

assigning random core memories i have to mha characters (part 1)

not realizing my hamster was dead for three days, and continuing to feed him and change his water - sero

keeping my entire ninth grade history class updated about the drama with my crush - mina

learning how to photoshop in fourth grade so i could edit myself with justin bieber - todoroki

dropping melted cheese all over my pants and getting hit by an orange at lunch in the same day - deku

recording the entirety of my harvest moon tale of two towns childbirth on my ipod - kirishima

how i look applying nine different filters on ao3 to find the perfect fanfic for my mood

you ever get a really obscure fanfic idea like “i wanna see peter parker with a serious back injury that takes him at least a month to recover from because of that one flash episode i saw four years ago where zoom breaks his back and it completely destroys his morale” and you try to find it on ao3 and it DOESN’T EXIST

like What do i do now?? cry???

exhibit A from abraham maslow himself:

watching it begin to snow as i sit in the mcdonalds drive through and listen to the mario galaxy soundtrack is peak quality of life idc what any else says

watching it begin to snow as i sit in the mcdonalds drive through and listen to the mario galaxy soundtrack is peak quality of life idc what any else says

i have a theory that every time i leave the ao3 website it shuts down. because i have been an avid reader of ao3 for years and have NEVER experienced it being down. basically i’m a good luck charm and everytime i leave everything goes to hell. you’re welcome guys🫶🏻

dear lord this is beautiful

Birthday gift to my friend @/huligantweets, bkdk colours for the day!

i am so ill

i watch one (1) christmas holiday series and i am inconsolable

i will never find love like dash & lily, or bakugo & deku, or peter & mj, like What is the point

if it was not for the edits i found on twitter i would never recover

goodnight to everyone but netflix for making the god awful (incredible) show that is dash & lily

oh also welcome to my page this will be just like my twitter but worse!

okay i already liked the shuri & peter headcanon friendship before BUT after wakanda forever it’s even better. like Cmon they’ve both lost all of their family, it’s basically ASKING for a found family trope. someone write this please and thank you or else i will be forced to write it myself

okay i already liked the shuri & peter headcanon friendship before BUT after wakanda forever it’s even better. like Cmon they’ve both lost all of their family, it’s basically ASKING for a found family trope. someone write this please and thank you or else i will be forced to write it myself