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GINNY AS A CHILD OF ARES

ELLIE AS A DAUGHTER OF ARES (LAST OF US) REQUESTED BY @nightingale2004

Yo I'm Anderes Ignacio and I like biking

My dads Ares, legacy of Quetzalcoatl, and I have this physical condition called Albinism and I'm allergic to homophobes transphobes bigots and politicians :)

I'm handling this intro post over to Jinka because she wants to "aesthetic-fy it" whatever that means-

Powers: Rage boost (when the user takes damage he gains a strength boost for the next 15 minutes), Pain Immunity, Extra strength endurance and stamina, and Iron Skin

Weapons: Just daggers and throwing knives. Not even a spear dad? Not even a sword? Really dad? Oh and a shield I use Captain America style gee thanks old man sooooo useful (sarcastic)

Blessings: Aphrodite: Good looks ig thats what Jinka says- Hephaestus: mechanical knowledge (I bang up my motorcycle way too much thanks dude-)

HAHAHA Dude the guy who hates my dad for stealing his wife blessed ME what irony-

"No guts, no glory."

Why is Koiyan gay panicking to me?

Oh-

OHHHH

SHES PANICKING ABT JINKA AHAHAHAHAHA

Yeah no idk shit man im just an existing bi that reads fantasy smut (A Court of Thorns and Roses has good spice read it) and never had a relationship-

I think

Did I have a relationship and I did not know???

Wait brb calling him rn-

Yeah guys so this Asaki girl is listening to me rant about motorbikes and thats all you need to have me hooked

She has the patience of a saint to deal with me ranting shes s keeper wtf I’m not sure if shes into me tho-

Uuuuuh-

May I have your daughter if she reciprocates feelings…?

Yeah guys so this Asaki girl is listening to me rant about motorbikes and thats all you need to have me hooked

She has the patience of a saint to deal with me ranting shes s keeper wtf I’m not sure if shes into me tho-

Asaki come back I wanna rant more :(

Yeah guys so this Asaki girl is listening to me rant about motorbikes and thats all you need to have me hooked

She has the patience of a saint to deal with me ranting shes s keeper wtf I’m not sure if shes into me tho-

This is like watching a train wreck-

Slowly watching them become more awkward is giving me pain-

heeeeeeeyyyyy love, mpenzi, my wifey- so um haha- do you, wanna go out, with me, to the nearest Barnes & Noble...? like not a bestie thing like an actual date? an actual thing? just us? together? maybe buy a plushie there too...?

@jinkas-heart-filled-meadows

are-

are you shitting me rn?

like actually?

you wanna-

wait a second please dear-

*screams into nearby pillow*

yes! yes- yes absolutely i will go out with you i-

holy shit this is happening-

um-

when?

So one of Kois creatures (or what she likes to call them, Kois Kreatures), climbed into my helmet and is refusing to get out and one is in the mini seat beside my bike. Help they don't let anyone touch them besides apparently me Jinka or Koi but they are fussy and go back in their spots when taken out- Help-

*You find a pile of feathers outside your cabin door, with deep scratches upon the cabin door.* - @i-cockadoodle-dare-you

...Siblings which one of you pissed off the chicken man again?

Alectryon wtf man-

Bro someone get this god offa camp-

HOLY- JESUS FUCKING CHRIST HIJO DE PUTA THAT IS A JUMPSCARE- Wait- Fuck kids get in the cabin get in the fucking cabin- MACY THE ROOSTER IS HERE AND I DONT THINK THIS IS THE KIND THAT WAKES PEOPLE UP

Y̴̨̢̢̦̰̜̼͉̒O̷̠͆͌̈́̏͒U̵̪̠̰̼̜̱̝̱̦̮̅̓̐̏͗̊R̷̨̗̗͍̉̓̉̀̒̀͛ ̶͓̜͖̌̓͘͜͠F̵̢̛͎͖͚͇̜̮̍̄͑Ă̶̡̬̲͉̘̩͔̣̰̣̔T̸̜͕͙̱̂̒̓̿̈́̃͘͝H̴̜́̍̽͑̓̈́E̵̤̜̻̽͆R̶̡̲̘͎͎͕̍ ̴̮̞̠͖̂̈́͐̓͝H̵͚̱̦̋͆̒͑̂͝Ḁ̷̼̺͉̋̔ͅS̴̢̩̘̯͗͝ͅ ̶̡̙̮͙̹̰̈͐͒̆̈́̕F̴̡̙̦̹̹̗͖̾̿̄͊͂̿̐͘͜͝Å̶̞̩͇͙̹͎̝͕̩̑̄̈͗̉͂͗͂͛͜İ̷̢̛̥̺̘̭̹̱̍͐͐͠L̵̟̱͖̟͕͓̩͚̫̀̀͒͛̄̅̓͠Ę̶̩̙̹͔̳̠̺̂D̸̛̤̻̓̍̌͂͌̅̌͆͠ ̷̬̠̘̥͓̏̌͒̄͒͐̉̎͗̔A̷̳̔̈́̈́̈́͠Ļ̷̡̨̛̻̖̮̤͕͌͂͜Ḻ̶̫͓͓̣̺̂̏͊̓͝ ̸̢̤̲͍̠̒͠O̷̥̠̳͒̈́F̶̢̯̩̩͚͔̹̈́̉̆̈́̉̚͘ ̶̢̭̘̪͖̳̣̫̞̑̂̇̉͜Y̸̼̗͖̗͕̺̭̯̞̏̾̋Ỏ̸̝͚̈͑͒̆̄̔Ư̷̡͓̮̰͈̣͒̈̆͜ͅ.̵̛͈̹̀ ̵̟̼̹͙̲̣͉́̀̎ ̶̝̲̩̙̦̒̌̌͂̇̄͘̚͝N̴̨̧̪̦̠̠̺̤͚̿͑͛̍̅̀Ò̸̗̘̟̝̫͍͍̺ ̴̜̬̹̮̬̼̗̋O̴͓̞̣̽̍̇̅̒͝͠N̸̡̢͕̙̣͇̖̫̗̭̓̒̐͗͂͑̌̅͝E̶̛̠̭̖͖̰͌̋͋̚͠ ̶̨͕̄͗̔͝C̴̹̭̖̐Á̸͖̺̻͎͔̬̟͎̣͋̽̎̈́̕N̷̢̖̯̦͇̘̞̦̆̑͜͝ ̵͓͈̝̰͇͚͂̑̑̒̃̾̆̒̈Ś̸̨̠͔̟̥͋͂́̋͠͝A̵͔̳̻̱̦̳̠̯̍͐ͅV̸̨͍̫̹̥̰̬̦̝̰̈͒̾̋̍̚͝͠Ę̴̟͉͒͂̾ ̴̧̳̠͙̦͗̈́̽̅̒̈́Y̵̫̙̤͔͆̂͝Ǫ̴̛̛̝͊͂̌̀̽̇͋̕Ų̴̧̨͎̺̗̥͉̜̌̎́͝ ̴̛̹Ǹ̶̩͍̑͂̓̀͝Ó̸̧͕̩̮̼͍͍͇͂̂͊̇̈́͜͜͠Ẅ̶̡̡̝͙̺̞͈̘͍͓̀͛̀̄̈́͋̊̇͝.̷͖̰̰̜̗̈́͛̕̚

@anderes-ares-biker-himbo-son @agressive-reject @number-one-ares-kid

@the-only-good-child-of-ares @ofaresandnemesis @girls-gays-and-blades @silent-sightless-war @childofthewargod

NO SHIT IDIOTA WHERE IS MACY WHERE YOU NEED HIM

@glee-of-ares-wrath-of-aphrodite MACY COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO MAN IS HERE

Y̴̨̢̢̦̰̜̼͉̒O̷̠͆͌̈́̏͒U̵̪̠̰̼̜̱̝̱̦̮̅̓̐̏͗̊R̷̨̗̗͍̉̓̉̀̒̀͛ ̶͓̜͖̌̓͘͜͠F̵̢̛͎͖͚͇̜̮̍̄͑Ă̶̡̬̲͉̘̩͔̣̰̣̔T̸̜͕͙̱̂̒̓̿̈́̃͘͝H̴̜́̍̽͑̓̈́E̵̤̜̻̽͆R̶̡̲̘͎͎͕̍ ̴̮̞̠͖̂̈́͐̓͝H̵͚̱̦̋͆̒͑̂͝Ḁ̷̼̺͉̋̔ͅS̴̢̩̘̯͗͝ͅ ̶̡̙̮͙̹̰̈͐͒̆̈́̕F̴̡̙̦̹̹̗͖̾̿̄͊͂̿̐͘͜͝Å̶̞̩͇͙̹͎̝͕̩̑̄̈͗̉͂͗͂͛͜İ̷̢̛̥̺̘̭̹̱̍͐͐͠L̵̟̱͖̟͕͓̩͚̫̀̀͒͛̄̅̓͠Ę̶̩̙̹͔̳̠̺̂D̸̛̤̻̓̍̌͂͌̅̌͆͠ ̷̬̠̘̥͓̏̌͒̄͒͐̉̎͗̔A̷̳̔̈́̈́̈́͠Ļ̷̡̨̛̻̖̮̤͕͌͂͜Ḻ̶̫͓͓̣̺̂̏͊̓͝ ̸̢̤̲͍̠̒͠O̷̥̠̳͒̈́F̶̢̯̩̩͚͔̹̈́̉̆̈́̉̚͘ ̶̢̭̘̪͖̳̣̫̞̑̂̇̉͜Y̸̼̗͖̗͕̺̭̯̞̏̾̋Ỏ̸̝͚̈͑͒̆̄̔Ư̷̡͓̮̰͈̣͒̈̆͜ͅ.̵̛͈̹̀ ̵̟̼̹͙̲̣͉́̀̎ ̶̝̲̩̙̦̒̌̌͂̇̄͘̚͝N̴̨̧̪̦̠̠̺̤͚̿͑͛̍̅̀Ò̸̗̘̟̝̫͍͍̺ ̴̜̬̹̮̬̼̗̋O̴͓̞̣̽̍̇̅̒͝͠N̸̡̢͕̙̣͇̖̫̗̭̓̒̐͗͂͑̌̅͝E̶̛̠̭̖͖̰͌̋͋̚͠ ̶̨͕̄͗̔͝C̴̹̭̖̐Á̸͖̺̻͎͔̬̟͎̣͋̽̎̈́̕N̷̢̖̯̦͇̘̞̦̆̑͜͝ ̵͓͈̝̰͇͚͂̑̑̒̃̾̆̒̈Ś̸̨̠͔̟̥͋͂́̋͠͝A̵͔̳̻̱̦̳̠̯̍͐ͅV̸̨͍̫̹̥̰̬̦̝̰̈͒̾̋̍̚͝͠Ę̴̟͉͒͂̾ ̴̧̳̠͙̦͗̈́̽̅̒̈́Y̵̫̙̤͔͆̂͝Ǫ̴̛̛̝͊͂̌̀̽̇͋̕Ų̴̧̨͎̺̗̥͉̜̌̎́͝ ̴̛̹Ǹ̶̩͍̑͂̓̀͝Ó̸̧͕̩̮̼͍͍͇͂̂͊̇̈́͜͜͠Ẅ̶̡̡̝͙̺̞͈̘͍͓̀͛̀̄̈́͋̊̇͝.̷͖̰̰̜̗̈́͛̕̚

@anderes-ares-biker-himbo-son @agressive-reject @number-one-ares-kid

@the-only-good-child-of-ares @ofaresandnemesis @girls-gays-and-blades @silent-sightless-war @childofthewargod

When Anderes wakes up, it becomes apparent that someone has joined him in the bed overnight.

Or something.

Lots of somethings.

His bed is full of wriggling, slimey earth worms, that smell like they came from the lake.

-M

What in the fresh ‘ell is this? Huh???? What cruel prank is this?

English or Spanish?

Español, siguiente

The next morning, just like before anderes would wake up with company. As around twenty roosters have been placed in his bed over night.

- M

Roosters. Again. Fuck you.

I’ve been copycatted. You’re being attacked from multiple sides. The only difference is, I had no intention of harming you.

: )

@theoriginalm

Uh… Thats reassuring…. I think-

"Uh, y'all I think someone lost something-" He holds up a small child, the defining features of said child having broken horns, clipped raven like wings, and a dragons tail with fluffy tail fins that look like clouds. "She likes to nom and cries a lot. How she got into camp, I dunno, she was just behind my cabin."

"Who and what now?-"

"Uh, y'all I think someone lost something-" He holds up a small child, the defining features of said child having broken horns, clipped raven like wings, and a dragons tail with fluffy tail fins that look like clouds. "She likes to nom and cries a lot. How she got into camp, I dunno, she was just behind my cabin."

"Nuh uh she's mine now until her family picks them up."

"Uh, y'all I think someone lost something-" He holds up a small child, the defining features of said child having broken horns, clipped raven like wings, and a dragons tail with fluffy tail fins that look like clouds. "She likes to nom and cries a lot. How she got into camp, I dunno, she was just behind my cabin."

Hey there Anderes. Letting you know you're going to be an uncle again

K thx bai

... Huh?

They're having a baby.

WHAT????