Christoph Waltz - Tumblr Posts
*Best blog evah*
Imagine Christoph Walz finding this tumblr & cringing with secondhand embarrssment
Good fucking god I would resent myself every goddamn day
*Daydream*
Imagine travelling with Christoph Waltz and taking selfies with him everywhere you go
Someone could just explain me why, at some point, Reese Witherspoon wants to escape from Christoph Waltz? Girl, what’s your problem?
#TeamAldo
Day #1, aka “How Aldo Raine decides to get acquainted with his new housemate”.
These comments under an edit of Albrecht Schuch never failed to make me laugh
Why are Albrecht's and Christoph's fans always fighting? 😭
Guys they're at it again 😭😭😭
at any given moment
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Day 25 Idol Challenge Christoph Waltz
Had a prompt from a post I re blogged awhile back from a now deactivated account. One of the prompts was Hurt me which was for something with angst. I also got inspired by the lovely cartoon Anastasia.
This story is between Elisa and Blofeld and she loses her memory after a mission gone wrong.
Blofeld and James Bond are not my characters.
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103 - Tulip Fever (2017)
Christoph Waltz: "I still watch sesame Street, it's so interesting!"
Talkshow host: "...are we talking about the same sesame Street?"
No, no they are most likely not.
Waltz is most likely talking about the German version, which is vastly different from the American!
American intro: "Tell me how to get to sesame Street"
German intro: "If you don't ask questions, you'll stay dumb!"
American lessons: "This is the colour green! This is left!"
German lessons: "...this is grieve. This is what happens when you don't work out. Capitalism? Gotja. Simple sience? No problem!"
So yeah, the two are vastly different
Christoph Waltz as Cardinal Richelieu in The Three Musketeers (2011)