Chronicles Of Nick - Tumblr Posts
Caleb: What did you do ?! Nick: I shaved my eyebrows! Caleb:Why did you do that?! Nick :I don't know!
When you realize there's only a few days until Intensity comes out
This makes me wanna re-read intensity just to count how many times he says it
WTF NICK KEEPS SAYING BRUH
I don't trust it
WTF NICK KEEPS SAYING BRUH
Caleb:Sometimes I'm mad
Caleb:but sometimes I'm not
Caleb:...
Caleb:as mad
Nick:*just standing there*
Zeitjäger:*stands next to him*
Nick:*raises eyebrow but ignores him*
Zeitjäger:*scoots closer*
Nick:*only slightly annoyed*
Zeitjäger:*now all up in Nick's business*
Nick: may I help you sir
(This was funnier when I first thought about it )
I'm bored
So I'm going to flip to random pages in Inferno and post the first sentence I see
Part 1
He jumped at the sound of Caleb's voice behind him.
Part 2
Simi passed a hungry look over him.
(Look at the tags)
This is beautiful
There’s Caleb and there’s Jaden Makin’ fights so much ya hate ‘em They’ll really seal your fate in The messed up family
C’s house is a museum When people come to see him He really makes me scream The messed up family Neat Sweet Petite So put my ma’s shawl on A blanket you can don on We’re gonna prank a call on The messed up family There’s Xev and there’s Azura Malachai’s and Apollymi will never fear ya They all together can kill ya My messed up family Strange Deranged My messed up family (I swear they’re all freaks! No Father Jeffrey believe me!!!)
Nick: I have a question
Ash:What?
Nick:Does the car know where you're going?
Ash:*starts laughing*It's called a blinker
My friends
Are giving me things for quotes. Soooooooooooo Imma put a bunch of CON stuff
Nick: and there I was barbeque sauce all over my titties
Caleb:*dies*
Nick:*pointing at Ash*And that's my friend Ash. I really look up to him
Random person:so is he like your role model or something ?
Nick: No he's just really tall
Caleb:My depression is here aND READY TO PARTY
Nick:Hydrogen peroxide
Caleb:Got Ebola?
Caleb:Not anymore
Both:*laugh*
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Also Nick and caleb
Nick can’t find his way out of a paper bag
-He dyes his hair a lot
-"the fUcK is sunlight and why do I already hate it?"
-if you try and convince him not to do it you're probably gonna end up on a hit list
-100%done with everyone and everything
-"Glorified ignorance!"
Dark!Nick Headcanons anyone?
