Coda And Spit Are Amazing - Tumblr Posts

4 years ago

All of these are gold

—incorrect quotes comp. no.2

—introduction

✧ tagged by @zoya-writes :D !

✧ project | We Can All be Heroes

✧ characters

Jonah ‘Spit’ Doe

Coda Redd ( @night1rst )

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Spit: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Coda's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get them out...

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Spit: Am I going too far? Coda: No, no, no. You went too far about seven hours ago. Now you're going to prison.

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Spit: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait. Coda: You and me!!! Spit, tearing up: Okay.

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Spit: I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are. Coda: It’s not a joke. Coda: *sniffles* Coda: I’m a legit snack.

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*Spit and Coda are doing something absurdly dangerous* Spit: I think Houdini did something like this once! Why, if I recall correctly, he was out of the hospital in no time! Coda, deadpan: Well that's encouraging.

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Spit: Coda and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's- Coda: Sentences. Spit: Don't interrupt me.

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Spit: You’ll have a hard time believing this because it never happens, but I made a mistake.

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Spit: You wanna see how hardcore I am? Spit: *punches wall* Spit: Spit: Take me to the hospital.

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—extra

✧ link ✧ Coda Redd belong to Cass ✧ taglist @001arial​ , @night1rst , @zoya-writes​ , @saucysquared , @pretend-im-normal , @opes-magnas


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