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shit I fw coffincest
your parents have the same last night why can't you and your lover (slash sister)
obligatory "take my virginity" post lol
i know the collective opinion is that andrew is more into ashley sexually than she is him, but she really just... says this shit. all the time.
And they say TCOAAL is for people with basic media literacy, like fuck you if it's that basic then why tf are there tons of video analyses that misinterprets the characters then!!??
Reddit and Tumblr were better in the analyses tbh.
I don't normally watch YouTube analysis videos about tcoaal because most of them are, quite honestly, trashy and superficial but I just watched one and
From all the bs I've heard about the game and/or the siblings, this is the one (i'm paraphrasing):
"Ashley doesn't have self-worth issues, she doesn't struggle with self-image. She just pretends in order to manipulate Andrew with that."
BOY, DID WE PLAY THE SAME GAME???? Literally all the complicated shit between Andrew and Ashley starts because of her insecurities and fears (there's stuff regarding Andrew but you know what I mean)
What about the lady from 302 and the outcome????
I literally had to pause the video when I heard that. More reasons why I only consume stuff about tcoaal on Tumblr.
Lmao he needs to lube more
💚: Listen, Ashley, I realize I haven't always been the best brother or... boyfriend, wow that feels weird to say, but I just wanted to say that I'm sorry if I ever did anything to hurt or upset you.
🩷: Aww, that's sweet! But there's no need to apologize, Andy. I signed up for this. And besides, the only time you've ever been a pain in my ass is when your dick is inside of it.
Ofc they need to be there, they're Ashley's main support
[while Ashley rides him Cowgirl, Andrew notices their pink and green stuffed rabbits are propped up on a chair in the corner of the room]
💚: Do they-ohfuckyouresotight-have to be there?
🩷: Sh-shut up, they like to watch!
Brothersaurus Fux, that sounds so cute lol
Your honest opinion with this + Andrew and Ashley (*´ω｀*)
💚: I can't believe I lost the bet and have to wear this. How the hell did you get so good at thumb wrestling, anyway?
🩷: Andy, do you think I just laid back and tolerated it all those years I pined for you? Before we even kissed? Silly boy! I have very dexterous fingers.
💚: I look like an idiot in this.
🩷: You look like the handsomest dinosaur in all the park - a Brothersaurus Fux!
Look, Andrew & Ashley, I love you both but please, please don't involve Julia again in your lives.
love when a dynamic is like. this would be deeply toxic for anyone else but considering the people involved this is actually far and away the healthiest option
That actually would be in character for her lol
💚: Why did you text me a picture of a bag of flour?
🩷: Because like flour and water, I want to be bred.
Ah, the things Ashley does to entertain Andrew somehow
I was waiting for this, the stars have aligned for my eyes to witness a marvelous crossover~
"I SAY, I SAY, WHAT'S THE MATTER, SON, AIN'T THIS WHAT YA WANTED? THE DEMON DONE SHOWN YOU YOUR HEART'S DESIRE! SAY SOMETHING, BOY! YER GUMS IS FLAPPIN' BUT AIN'T NO NOISE COMING OUT! SPEAK UP, I CAN'T HARDLY HEAR YA! YOU WANTED TO KISS YOUR SISTER, RIGHT? GIVE HER A BIG OL' SMOOCH AND NOW YER ACTIN' LIKE A FOX THAT'S TOO GOOD FOR THE HENHOUSE! YOU AIN'T GOT NO CONVICTION, BOY! YOU GOTTA GO FOR IT WHEN THE GETTIN' IS GOOD!
...nice kid, but about as bright as a dark room."
Dude's a huge ass romanticist, definitely an English major imo
am i the only one who’s really curious as to what andrew studied in college??
my first thought was that he gives off math/science vibes (like anything STEM). no reason in particular it just seemed fitting yk
but then i was thinking about how in game, andy and ashley have multiple back and forth moments where he does his long winded, poetic speeches as a way to compliment her. which he plays off as an ‘ugh fine ashley ig i’ll do it’ thing, but he seems like he does kind of enjoy it or find it funny at least.
if anything it’s obvious he’s not only good at coming up with stuff on the fly, but very poetic stuff too. these are some screencaps of said moments, as well as a specific line he has in his dream at his parents’ house
that was the line that got me thinking about what if, andrew ‘reads too much poetry’ graves actually studied like literature, or journalism, or creative writing at college. like ik it’s established he can be pretty eloquent in general (cough being a bullshit artist cough)…but just like the thought of him secretly loving to read and analyse writing and poetry is just kinda 🥹🥹
anyways long ass post just to spread my andrew being a english major propaganda
Aaannndd she's also his favorite.
His Ashley.
Caught in 4k
Andrew + Ashley (The Coffin of Andy and Leyley)
Ashley you said you'll be the new and improved Mrs. Graves, so stick to it!
Some people made a mod of Andrew and his mom and most people who liked it don't even realize how OOC the characters were
Oh and the same people also forgot that Andrew and his mom canonically hated/distrusted each other
Coffin fandom is insane what do you mean there’s “discourse” over a mod where Andrew is gonna screw his mom instead of his sister
(SPOILERS) breaking down how obsessed Andrew is w/his sister bc he's a repressed lil liar and I'm going insane
This post got longer than I intended it to
1. He claims they don't spend enough time apart from each other to even begin missing her so he doesn't even know if he would, but just earlier in the game he was apart from her for probs like 30 mins tops to investigates some cultists and guess what???? He was already missing her 😒
2. Says "I thought you grew out of this touchy-feely crap" when Ashley asks for a hug, but earlier when he was cooking dinner, he was the one with the inexplicable urge to "pull this broody bitch into [his] arms and force her to stay until she smiles" 😒
3. Piggy-backing off the last screenshot: WHAT OTHER THOUGHTS, ANDREW??? yOU WERE JUST THINKING ABT HUGGING HER. WHAT DO YOU EVEN MEAN. THESE ARE SIMPLY INNOCENT BROTHERLY THOUGHTS ARE THEY NOT????? 🤨🤨🤨
4. Bro just can't keep his hands off her. And everyone thinks Ashley's the clingy one jeez (lol the way he springs apart from her when Mom catches them is definitely definitelyyyy not worth analyzing. nope. not even when it happens a second time on the couch. nope. nooope)
5. What. What is he thinking here. Don't think I don't see those grey lil blush lines. Is this connected to my third point somehow bc like... 🤨😬 Is "Andrew" is gonna start doing and being what "Andy" was too spineless and afraid of doing?? That's what the vow was partly abt right?? Does that include—
5. WHEWWW BOY that little flashback with his gf has so much baggage in it I just wanna dissect. His girlfriend's tryna have a serious discussion with him abt his weird sister for the sake of bettering their relationship bc she genuinely loves him, but he just gets caught up in fondly talking abt said weird sister instead??
6. He's awfully hesitant abt Ashley learning some independence, bc y'know what?? I think he doesn't really want her to stop relying on him. But what do I know y'know
6. Wants his gf to put tie her hair up in a ponytail, then when she refuses bc he'll pull on it, says it's just "how boys express their love". Well. You know who else puts there hair up in a ponytail??? You know who else's hair he's always pulling on and touching???
7. The voicemails in his gf's phone left by Ashley are heard by him in his dreams, and his dreams are a construction of his mind utilizing his memories, personal hangups, and knowledge of Ashley. The voicemails irl were left on his gf's phone, and for all we know, he never actually listened to them in person. Bearing this in mind... odds are the things Ashley's saying contain bits of truths he believes within himself, filtered thru her crude, hateful dialogue.
Here. I transcribed one of them...
"DO YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME!? Just because you can fuck him and I can't? You think that's love?! Are you fucking delusional?? Cumdumpsters like you are just that. He will never love you. Not like he loves me. I am the only one. I am everything. I am the secrets you'll never hear. When he lies in bed at night, and when he needs someone to hold on to… It's not you he seeks out. It is me."
8. Claims Ashley's the one with the jealous streak, not him, but I think he's just as bad. The only difference is that Ashley's never given him reason to act on it since all she's ever wanted was him, but at the slightest mention of her gettin it on w/someone else, even as a joke, he gets mad. "OVER MY DEAD BODY!!" he says, when she's jokingly contemplating getting knocked up via the neighbor so an ambulance would come for her. "I wouldn't let them," he says, when she's complaining abt not being pretty enough for the wardens to bang her
9. Going hand-in-hand with that fact, he's intensely protective of her. Didn't hesitate to cleaver the warden who found her in the closet (probs didn't even BLINK lmaooo he chose VIOLENCE), and when the cake-stealing cultist insulted her just once, he stepped forward just like that
10. In their apt, when they were lying on the floor talking abt jumping off the balcony, he was really caught up in the "romantic" fantasy of them committing a double suicide and dying with their bodies entwined so irreparably by the impact they form one unified corpse "never to be separated!" and they get buried in the same coffin together. UM??? Bro fr thought he was the sane one of the two. That wasn't even true before the cannibalism and demon summoning 😭😭😭
BONUS:
11. This might just be me, but his reaction to seeing the post-sex vision doesn't strike me as someone who's inherently opposed to the idea. Instead of disgusted, he was... flustered?? He acted like she walked in mid-guilty pleasure wet dream. This wasn't a "GROSS THATS INCEST" reaction which is... the most normal reaction to have. That's the face of a man that got CAUGHT bro.
He asks "we're not like that, are we?" and "why are you like this?" and questions the veracity of the vision, but he never actually explicitly denies wanting the vision to happen, more focused on Ashley and her reaction. He buries the elephant under the rug as fast as he can, bc yeah, it struck a landmine, but it probably wasn't a landmine for the reason Ashley thinks it is. I bet the vision just hit a little too close... :P
Obsessed with the idea that beyond all societal and psychological issues Andrew's being cornerstone of character problematics is the fact that he's down horrendously for his own sister
It's that time of the year again
Its definitely strange to be on this side of a fandom.
The coffin of andy and leyley has canonical murder, incest, cannibalism and Satanism.
Thats the kind of stuff you would make up headcanons and aus about. But you dont have to here. Thats just bog standard.
So i find myself trending towards more cutesy uwu stuff cause im just a contrarian like that i guess.
So telling me that andrew puts out lit cigarettes on ashleys skin because shes a masochist is broke, thats just a Tuesday.
Telling me that Andrew buys her flowers on Valentines Day and remembers her birthday when her parents dont, thats woke. Inject that shit in my veins.