Collin Helluva Boss - Tumblr Posts

C.H.E.R.U.B. now lives rent free in my mind as morally questionable yet highly adorable little fuckers. Any maternal instinct I thought I did not have, now shall be exhausted on these emotionally unstable babies-

Yo, Keenie ain’t the only cherub with serious gains-

I’m sure we all know that yes, Keenie IS strong enough to lift a massive ass boulder:

BUT LET US NOT FORGET

Cletus fucking SMASHED Lyle and his bed through a glass door and some drywall

And while not AS impressive, Collin himself is strong enough to carry Keenie, who is probably around equal weight to him, while flying, and while she is ALSO holding a crossbow, which has to add some weight as well.

The long short of this is, DAMN these little pricks are strong, don’t trust that heavenly choir guys, they will fuck you up—

They should’ve just ditched the crossbows and gone out ALL punching I.M.P., and would’ve gotten the job done WITHOUT getting kicked out of Heaven and killing a man

Need to share this like- Hell yeah cherub babies expressing that you should do nothing with evil

Prompt I might use, cuz I really like it, but anyone else can use it

I found some ArchiveOfOurOwn fics about C.H.E.R.U.B. being taken in by a church, I think they were technically in the same timeline, https://archiveofourown.org/works/30114246

https://archiveofourown.org/works/30044910

But WHAT IF

The cherubs were not just taken in by any ordinary church, they were taken in by

DATEN CITY CHURCH

Again, if you wanna use this prompt go right ahead! Give credit if you wanna, idc, but I might draw some stuff involving this prompt cuz I have some ideas for it, lemme know if you want me to expand upon them

So....actually deciding to plan this out,

Might make a fic of this on ArchiveOfOurOwn, I’ll keep all here posted