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[Two men are standing in a parking lot]

Man 1: Yo dude there's a cool ass dog over there!

Man 2: Holy shit you're right dude! There is a cool ass dog over there!

[Camera pans to show a dog wearing sunglasses and a backwards cap sitting on a skateboard]

Man 1: Hell yeah!

[Both men both go and pet the Cool Ass Dog Over There and shower them with praise and affection]

Cool Ass Dog Over There: Ruff!

[Cool Ass Dog Over There skates away. The two men look at each other confused and shrug in unison]

[The two men are about to leave when one hears rumbling in the distance]

Man 1: Yo dude, you hear that?

Man 2: Yeah dude.

[Both men turn to see Cool Ass Dog Over There riding in from the sunset they both graffitied on the Wallmart with a wagon attached to their skateboard]

Both men: Yo it's the Cool Ass Dog Over There!

[Cool Ass Dog Over There stops their skateboard in front of the two men]

Man 2: What's up dude!

Cool Ass Dog Over There: I wish to thank you two for granting me a name. I find it to be unfair that your gift to me has not been given to you two yet, so I shall grant you your own names as payment. Man 1, you will now be known as Liam R Manwell; and for man 2, I name thee Thomas H Parker. I hope you both find those names fitting. And as payment for all the head pats and belly rubs you gave me, I have something for both of you that I hope you appreciate.

[Cool Ass Dog Over There pulls a sheet off of the wagon, revealing two pairs of sunglasses, caps, skateboards and a pack of pacific cooler caprisuns]

Liam R Manwell: Thanks a lot dude! I love them!

Thomas H Parker: Yeah! This is awesome!

Cool Ass Dog Over There: One might even say radical, Thomas H Parker.

[Cool Ass Dog Over There rides off into the sunset Liam R Manwell and Thomas H Parker graffitied on Wallmart]

Both Liam R Manwell and Thomas H Parker: Thank you Cool Ass Dog Over There!

Cool Ass Dog Over There: Thank you and farewell, Liam R Manwell and Thomas H Parker!

[Camera pans to a person of unknown gender holding an infant behind Liam R Manwell and Thomas H Parker]

Person: What in the actual frick just happened!?

Narrator: And the Cool Ass Dog Over There, grateful for Liam R Manwell and Thomas H Parker's kindness and gratitude, continued to visit them once every month, giving them more pacific cooler caprisuns and even-

Person: What the h e double hockey sticks who's saying that!?

Narrator: Excuse me, I was talking. Now as I was saying, Cool Ass Dog Over There continued to visit Liam R Manwell and Thomas H Parker once every month, giving them pacific cooler caprisuns and even cookies sometimes. The end.

Reblog this you fucking cowards/j/j

[Two men are standing in a parking lot]

Man 1: Yo dude there's a cool ass dog over there!

Man 2: Holy shit you're right dude! There is a cool ass dog over there!

[Camera pans to show a dog wearing sunglasses and a backwards cap sitting on a skateboard]

Man 1: Hell yeah!

[Both men both go and pet the Cool Ass Dog Over There and shower them with praise and affection]

Cool Ass Dog Over There: Ruff!

[Cool Ass Dog Over There skates away. The two men look at each other confused and shrug in unison]

[The two men are about to leave when one hears rumbling in the distance]

Man 1: Yo dude, you hear that?

Man 2: Yeah dude.

[Both men turn to see Cool Ass Dog Over There riding in from the sunset they both graffitied on the Wallmart with a wagon attached to their skateboard]

Both men: Yo it's the Cool Ass Dog Over There!

[Cool Ass Dog Over There stops their skateboard in front of the two men]

Man 2: What's up dude!

Cool Ass Dog Over There: I wish to thank you two for granting me a name. I find it to be unfair that your gift to me has not been given to you two yet, so I shall grant you your own names as payment. Man 1, you will now be known as Liam R Manwell; and for man 2, I name thee Thomas H Parker. I hope you both find those names fitting. And as payment for all the head pats and belly rubs you gave me, I have something for both of you that I hope you appreciate.

[Cool Ass Dog Over There pulls a sheet off of the wagon, revealing two pairs of sunglasses, caps, skateboards and a pack of pacific cooler caprisuns]

Liam R Manwell: Thanks a lot dude! I love them!

Thomas H Parker: Yeah! This is awesome!

Cool Ass Dog Over There: One might even say radical, Thomas H Parker.

[Cool Ass Dog Over There rides off into the sunset Liam R Manwell and Thomas H Parker graffitied on Wallmart]

Both Liam R Manwell and Thomas H Parker: Thank you Cool Ass Dog Over There!

Cool Ass Dog Over There: Thank you and farewell, Liam R Manwell and Thomas H Parker!

[Camera pans to a person of unknown gender holding an infant behind Liam R Manwell and Thomas H Parker]

Person: What in the actual frick just happened!?

Narrator: And the Cool Ass Dog Over There, grateful for Liam R Manwell and Thomas H Parker's kindness and gratitude, continued to visit them once every month, giving them more pacific cooler caprisuns and even-

Person: What the h e double hockey sticks who's saying that!?

Narrator: Excuse me, I was talking. Now as I was saying, Cool Ass Dog Over There continued to visit Liam R Manwell and Thomas H Parker once every month, giving them pacific cooler caprisuns and even cookies sometimes. The end.

Correct answer.

also heres a poorly made Cool Ass Dog Over There(this is just how they appear to Liam R Manwell and Thomas H Parker her appearance varies from person to person but it always has sunglasses, a hat of varying colour, a skateboard and is a dog)(also Cool Ass Dog Over There is agender and uses it/they/she)

oh also Liam and Thomas both sound like the da vinci twins(you know the ones the blonde guys from the tiktok that go "who painted the mona lisa" "mona lisa" "da vinci?")

[Two men are standing in a parking lot]

Man 1: Yo dude there's a cool ass dog over there!

Man 2: Holy shit you're right dude! There is a cool ass dog over there!

[Camera pans to show a dog wearing sunglasses and a backwards cap sitting on a skateboard]

Man 1: Hell yeah!

[Both men both go and pet the Cool Ass Dog Over There and shower them with praise and affection]

Cool Ass Dog Over There: Ruff!

[Cool Ass Dog Over There skates away. The two men look at each other confused and shrug in unison]

[The two men are about to leave when one hears rumbling in the distance]

Man 1: Yo dude, you hear that?

Man 2: Yeah dude.

[Both men turn to see Cool Ass Dog Over There riding in from the sunset they both graffitied on the Wallmart with a wagon attached to their skateboard]

Both men: Yo it's the Cool Ass Dog Over There!

[Cool Ass Dog Over There stops their skateboard in front of the two men]

Man 2: What's up dude!

Cool Ass Dog Over There: I wish to thank you two for granting me a name. I find it to be unfair that your gift to me has not been given to you two yet, so I shall grant you your own names as payment. Man 1, you will now be known as Liam R Manwell; and for man 2, I name thee Thomas H Parker. I hope you both find those names fitting. And as payment for all the head pats and belly rubs you gave me, I have something for both of you that I hope you appreciate.

[Cool Ass Dog Over There pulls a sheet off of the wagon, revealing two pairs of sunglasses, caps, skateboards and a pack of pacific cooler caprisuns]

Liam R Manwell: Thanks a lot dude! I love them!

Thomas H Parker: Yeah! This is awesome!

Cool Ass Dog Over There: One might even say radical, Thomas H Parker.

[Cool Ass Dog Over There rides off into the sunset Liam R Manwell and Thomas H Parker graffitied on Wallmart]

Both Liam R Manwell and Thomas H Parker: Thank you Cool Ass Dog Over There!

Cool Ass Dog Over There: Thank you and farewell, Liam R Manwell and Thomas H Parker!

[Camera pans to a person of unknown gender holding an infant behind Liam R Manwell and Thomas H Parker]

Person: What in the actual frick just happened!?

Narrator: And the Cool Ass Dog Over There, grateful for Liam R Manwell and Thomas H Parker's kindness and gratitude, continued to visit them once every month, giving them more pacific cooler caprisuns and even-

Person: What the h e double hockey sticks who's saying that!?

Narrator: Excuse me, I was talking. Now as I was saying, Cool Ass Dog Over There continued to visit Liam R Manwell and Thomas H Parker once every month, giving them pacific cooler caprisuns and even cookies sometimes. The end.