I Am So Fucking Proud Of This - Tumblr Posts
[Two men are standing in a parking lot]
Man 1: Yo dude there's a cool ass dog over there!
Man 2: Holy shit you're right dude! There is a cool ass dog over there!
[Camera pans to show a dog wearing sunglasses and a backwards cap sitting on a skateboard]
Man 1: Hell yeah!
[Both men both go and pet the Cool Ass Dog Over There and shower them with praise and affection]
Cool Ass Dog Over There: Ruff!
[Cool Ass Dog Over There skates away. The two men look at each other confused and shrug in unison]
[The two men are about to leave when one hears rumbling in the distance]
Man 1: Yo dude, you hear that?
Man 2: Yeah dude.
[Both men turn to see Cool Ass Dog Over There riding in from the sunset they both graffitied on the Wallmart with a wagon attached to their skateboard]
Both men: Yo it's the Cool Ass Dog Over There!
[Cool Ass Dog Over There stops their skateboard in front of the two men]
Man 2: What's up dude!
Cool Ass Dog Over There: I wish to thank you two for granting me a name. I find it to be unfair that your gift to me has not been given to you two yet, so I shall grant you your own names as payment. Man 1, you will now be known as Liam R Manwell; and for man 2, I name thee Thomas H Parker. I hope you both find those names fitting. And as payment for all the head pats and belly rubs you gave me, I have something for both of you that I hope you appreciate.
[Cool Ass Dog Over There pulls a sheet off of the wagon, revealing two pairs of sunglasses, caps, skateboards and a pack of pacific cooler caprisuns]
Liam R Manwell: Thanks a lot dude! I love them!
Thomas H Parker: Yeah! This is awesome!
Cool Ass Dog Over There: One might even say radical, Thomas H Parker.
[Cool Ass Dog Over There rides off into the sunset Liam R Manwell and Thomas H Parker graffitied on Wallmart]
Both Liam R Manwell and Thomas H Parker: Thank you Cool Ass Dog Over There!
Cool Ass Dog Over There: Thank you and farewell, Liam R Manwell and Thomas H Parker!
[Camera pans to a person of unknown gender holding an infant behind Liam R Manwell and Thomas H Parker]
Person: What in the actual frick just happened!?
Narrator: And the Cool Ass Dog Over There, grateful for Liam R Manwell and Thomas H Parker's kindness and gratitude, continued to visit them once every month, giving them more pacific cooler caprisuns and even-
Person: What the h e double hockey sticks who's saying that!?
Narrator: Excuse me, I was talking. Now as I was saying, Cool Ass Dog Over There continued to visit Liam R Manwell and Thomas H Parker once every month, giving them pacific cooler caprisuns and even cookies sometimes. The end.
Reblog this you fucking cowards/j/j
[Two men are standing in a parking lot]
Man 1: Yo dude there's a cool ass dog over there!
Man 2: Holy shit you're right dude! There is a cool ass dog over there!
[Camera pans to show a dog wearing sunglasses and a backwards cap sitting on a skateboard]
Man 1: Hell yeah!
[Both men both go and pet the Cool Ass Dog Over There and shower them with praise and affection]
Cool Ass Dog Over There: Ruff!
[Cool Ass Dog Over There skates away. The two men look at each other confused and shrug in unison]
[The two men are about to leave when one hears rumbling in the distance]
Man 1: Yo dude, you hear that?
Man 2: Yeah dude.
[Both men turn to see Cool Ass Dog Over There riding in from the sunset they both graffitied on the Wallmart with a wagon attached to their skateboard]
Both men: Yo it's the Cool Ass Dog Over There!
[Cool Ass Dog Over There stops their skateboard in front of the two men]
Man 2: What's up dude!
Cool Ass Dog Over There: I wish to thank you two for granting me a name. I find it to be unfair that your gift to me has not been given to you two yet, so I shall grant you your own names as payment. Man 1, you will now be known as Liam R Manwell; and for man 2, I name thee Thomas H Parker. I hope you both find those names fitting. And as payment for all the head pats and belly rubs you gave me, I have something for both of you that I hope you appreciate.
[Cool Ass Dog Over There pulls a sheet off of the wagon, revealing two pairs of sunglasses, caps, skateboards and a pack of pacific cooler caprisuns]
Liam R Manwell: Thanks a lot dude! I love them!
Thomas H Parker: Yeah! This is awesome!
Cool Ass Dog Over There: One might even say radical, Thomas H Parker.
[Cool Ass Dog Over There rides off into the sunset Liam R Manwell and Thomas H Parker graffitied on Wallmart]
Both Liam R Manwell and Thomas H Parker: Thank you Cool Ass Dog Over There!
Cool Ass Dog Over There: Thank you and farewell, Liam R Manwell and Thomas H Parker!
[Camera pans to a person of unknown gender holding an infant behind Liam R Manwell and Thomas H Parker]
Person: What in the actual frick just happened!?
Narrator: And the Cool Ass Dog Over There, grateful for Liam R Manwell and Thomas H Parker's kindness and gratitude, continued to visit them once every month, giving them more pacific cooler caprisuns and even-
Person: What the h e double hockey sticks who's saying that!?
Narrator: Excuse me, I was talking. Now as I was saying, Cool Ass Dog Over There continued to visit Liam R Manwell and Thomas H Parker once every month, giving them pacific cooler caprisuns and even cookies sometimes. The end.