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Drew this absolutely horrendous Sears logo from memory on my laptop's trackpad.
What do you think?
oh my god i'm crying so hard right now, i havent even seen shrek.
Shrek (2001)
HOLY SHIT AMAZON????????
your heart is a muscle the size of a rat
We can beat that, at Sears.com and all locations nationwide, get up to 40% OFF on GUILLOTINES, CANONS, PITCHFORKS, and MORE!
(Sale valid through May 11th. Sears, Roebuck and Co. is not responsible for any injuries or deaths resulting from improper or proper use of items after purchase. Contact a Sears representative for more information.)
in light of recent events, we here at Amazon are happy to announce: French Revolution part 2! Get 20% off all Guillotines for the next week!
VIVA LA REVOLUTION!
I'm going to do this, no one can stop me.
this entry in a ‘what would happen if the internet went down tomorrow’ contest has been making me laugh since 2009
I've had scrambled eggs with maple syrup before, it happened a few times when eating pancakes, sausages, and eggs for breakfast. They're alright, I liked them.
This would never happen at Sears.
[Macy's enters the store.]
SPENCER I FUCKED UP BAD I'M NOT HERE TO BE MEAN I NEED HELP.
[Macy's is covered in human blood and a lot more eyes than Macy's had before.]
- @macys--official
Holy shit, babydoll. What did you do
I was more referring to the thirty deaths.
[Macy's enters the store.]
SPENCER I FUCKED UP BAD I'M NOT HERE TO BE MEAN I NEED HELP.
[Macy's is covered in human blood and a lot more eyes than Macy's had before.]
- @macys--official
Holy shit, babydoll. What did you do
Sears and Kmart.
There are only 2 genders
Please people thee are only two genders…. I can’t believe that Tumblr is allowed to exist and make up all these ridiculous identities and not have all its users in mental health facilities.
If anyone wants to send me an ask with a location or a picture, I'll do my best to edit a Sears into it.
Why would you do something like that? And how much did you put in your mouth?
Hae you eaten something generally considered inedible?
(Ex. Paper, coin, plastic, metal, etc.)
Cool game, thanks for the tag.
I'm not entirely sure how this works, I hope I got it right.
@firehouse-subs-fr @yahooo-official @its-sanrio-official @its-target-official @walmart-the-official
FRUIT QUIZ FRUIT QUIZ FRUIT QUIZ
@persimminos fruit quiz!!!!
Tagging @faggylittleleatherboy @prongsfish @ninety-two-bees @sommerregenjuniluft and whoever wants to
That's one of the very few things you can't get from Sears.
I was in a grocery store that sold everything from food to freaking time machines.
You used to be able to buy a pretty nice house from us for $1,528, or around $27,586 in today's money. You'd buy the house, which would arrive as materials on a train, and you'd pay for land to put it on and labor to build it. You could even build it yourself, if you had the time and skill.
Like to charge reblog to cast
How did you get the magnifying glass badges? Must've costed quite a bit of money.
They're free, you can go to the badges section of the tumblr store and claim a ton of them.
Sounds cool, I'd read it.
so i was thinking...
I was thinking of a separate blog, with weekly updates on what's going on in the gimmickverse. Maybe, it could have guest interviews, peeks into conversations, top posts, etc. Currently, me and @theetherealraphael are a part of it. If you want in, please send me an ask and I'll add you to the discord channel for this. If it develops, we can maybe make a server? Anyways, please do share your opinions, reblog for a bigger sample size and all that shit.
@real-vivaldi-browser @im-pandora-i-promise @important-question-anon @i-bless-your-heart @post-unuwuifer
@orange-oracy @gibbish-anon-from-gell @bingle-official @realsafari @real-antonio-vivaldi
@india-official @intothegimmickverseofficial @nano-reblogs-idk @alton-towers-real @sears-official
@sauoce @local-pickpocket @walmart-the-official @swearification-and-cursing @kajeet-da-traveling-merchant
@the-red-planet-mars @the-lovely-planet-earth @denmark-forreal @totally-italy @totally-ikea
Repeating for your benefit: If you want in, please send an ask, I don't know who clicks on the join option. Thanks, guys!
I'd hit it against a table and accidentally shatter it.
picture this, i give you a glass bottle and tell you to open it, but bottle openers are forbidden, how do you do it?
I'm back.
I know all of you have missed my posts very much (/s), but alas, I ended up leaving for a while because of a medical thing I really don't want to talk about. Anyway, long story short I got that fixed and then went on a several week long trip down to California where I forgot I had a tumblr lol. But I just remembered so I'll be posting here again hopefully.
You can expect some photos of my (still ongoing) trip soon.