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2 months ago
Penelope and Callisto's relationship drama is so fucking funny no matter how many times I reread the story. It literally goes like
Callisto: I WANT TO MARRY YOU
Penelope: I WANT TO BE LOVED
Callisto: LOVE DOESN'T EXIST, MY TRAUMATIC CHILDHOOD EXPERIENCES MAKE ME BELIEVE SO
Penelope: THEN WHY DO YOU WANT TO MARRY ME ASSHOLE
Callisto: YOU ARE THE SMARTEST FUNNIEST LOVELIEST PERSON ALIVE AND I WANT TO SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE WITH YOU???
Penelope: BUT YOU DON'T LOVE ME AND I LOVE YOU SO I WILL NEVER MARRY YOU
Callisto: GIRL FUCK YOU
Penelope: FUCK YOU TOO ASSHOLE
Callisto: WHATEVER. I WILL BE BACK NEXT WEEK TO BEG AGAIN
Penelope: I WILL LITERALLY BE DEAD BY NEXT WEEK BUT OK
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Callisto literally defining love and then saying love doesnt exist
Vs penelope wanting to nothing with him bc she is in love with him
Craziest couple of the century
Couple goals lol
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FOR REALLLLLL
also I’m crying at Penelope’s last line
that has no right being so dame funny
always reblog
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villains are destined to die
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penelope eckhart
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death is the only ending for the villainess
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