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Did I make a vine compilation of a movie that isn't even out yet? sure did lmao.
Penelope and Callisto's relationship drama is so fucking funny no matter how many times I reread the story. It literally goes like
Callisto: I WANT TO MARRY YOU
Penelope: I WANT TO BE LOVED
Callisto: LOVE DOESN'T EXIST, MY TRAUMATIC CHILDHOOD EXPERIENCES MAKE ME BELIEVE SO
Penelope: THEN WHY DO YOU WANT TO MARRY ME ASSHOLE
Callisto: YOU ARE THE SMARTEST FUNNIEST LOVELIEST PERSON ALIVE AND I WANT TO SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE WITH YOU???
Penelope: BUT YOU DON'T LOVE ME AND I LOVE YOU SO I WILL NEVER MARRY YOU
Callisto: GIRL FUCK YOU
Penelope: FUCK YOU TOO ASSHOLE
Callisto: WHATEVER. I WILL BE BACK NEXT WEEK TO BEG AGAIN
Penelope: I WILL LITERALLY BE DEAD BY NEXT WEEK BUT OK