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I'm eating good tonight!
Gametoons giving us the gays Part 2
She's painting her bbg <3 🦄🌈🐻
"CatNap, you're my best friend!"
"Release me foul demon"
Smiling Critters
except they all collectively hate eachother for no apparent reason
Original images by scott forester on Twitter
Some more of my ships!
Can we get some FastFood and/or LoveCraft headcannons? 
FastFood
Picky actually had a boyfriend when she still lived with Hearty. They broke up because he was a lair and cheater. Hoppy strives to be better than him(she doesn't know she succeeded a long time ago)
The only dish Hoppy can make without help is oatmeal. Picky likes to add fruit or cinnamon.
If they were to get married, they would have a barn wedding. Hoppy would also wear a suit.
Picky is a sucker for autumn. So the two of them would spend time together walking in the forest.
Picky finds it cute whenever Hoppy gets competitive with Kickin.
LoveCraft
Bobby would get jealous if Crafty got a teddy bear. She's better!
Bobby likes to braid Crafty's mane and tail.
Crafty's favorite thing about waking up next to Bobby is hearing her little bear growls when she wakes up.
Crafty hates how it's so easy for Bobby to pick her up. It's not fair Bobby's insanely strong!
"A kiss a day makes the insecurities go away!"❤
I'm bored! Give me some SleepyDay, StarStudent, LoveCraft, or FastFood requests to draw!
Inbox: OPEN
KickinChicken: *In the distance* "MOTHERF()CKER!!"
"YOU!"
CraftyCorn: "Hm!?"
"Have you ever heard of a MOUNTAIN CHICKEN?"
"Please don't hurt me."
*Leans in* "Have you ever heard of a Mountain Chicken?"
"No."
"What do you think it looks like?"
"Like a really big chicken-"
"THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT, BUT NO, IT'S THIS MOTHERFUC-"
Request from Discord: Picky with Crafty and Bobby. I struggle with her the most. I must see her!
It's obvious that Picky enjoys cooking, so maybe Bobby would go to her for help on Valentine's Day and Birthdays. Picky would also know the best dishes to make just to be nice.
Crafty often allows the others to mess with her mane and tail as long as they're gentle, and I think Picky would be the one to teach Bobby how to braid Crafty's hair.
How would all feel about an AU where the Critters are each a ruler of a candy/dessert kingdom? I'm calling it The Sugary Critters AU.
⚠Suggestive⚠
Bobby, Crafty
"Hey?"
"Hm?"
"Do you want to take things up to the bedroom?"
"Sure....what's up there?"
"By the way, did you bring protection?"
*Scared*"WHY, WHAT'S UP THERE?!?"
Meeting Meemaw
It's finally done! The FastFood Chapter I've been writing for a full two months (Last time I updated this was February 15)
Jealousy
Next chapter of my one shot book! This one's CreativeLove!
Kickin/Bubba/Bobby/Crafty/DogDay/CatNap/Picky/Hoppy
"Which one of you was going to tell me that tea tastes different if you put it in hot water?"
"Y-you were putting it in COLD water?????"
"Kickin. Answer the question Kickin."
"Yeah??? I thought for like, 5 years that Critters just put it in hot water to speed up the tea-ification process. Didn't realize there was an actual reason."
"You don't have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes???"
"Why are you. Putting it in the microwave. To boil it?"
"Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove??"
"It takes less than a minute!"
"Honey Bun, is your stovetop powered by the FuCkInG sUn?!?!"
"How long does it take you guys to boil a cup of water on the stove?!"
"Like 7 minutes!!"
"Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat, and it boils in like, 2 minutes. Less than that if you use a saucepan."
*crying* "You're putting the whole mug on the stove???? On medium heat???? Your stove is enchanted."
"Every single Critter in this friendship is a fucking lunatic."
"Do none of you own a fucking kettle?!?!"
This is so the smiling critters-
Random Headcanon(TW slightly suggestive)
Crafty and CatNap definitely have tea together. Complete with pastries like cookies, cupcakes, cake. And they definitely have the best gossip/ out of pocket conversations.
"Have you and Bobby gone farther than hand holding?"
"Does @#&_$ count as farther?"
*Chokes*
"Bubba tells me I shouldn't be so dirty minded, so I told him, "Then what are you doing with all those books on egg laying in the back of your bookshelf?"
*chuckles* "Hypocrite much?"
*Bursts in CatNap's living room* "I just met the most vile Karen in the art store in town and you would not believe what happened in the end!!"
"I'll get the tea, you get the snacks!"
Could you draw a picture of Crafty as Charlie Morningstar and Bobby as Vaggie?
PS: I don't actually ship them, but only the Crafty x Bobby from that AU of mine
More doodles in the works!
For Pride, I decided to do a 4 or 5 part special with the Critters having a Pride Party.
This chapter is about FastFood ⚡🍎
No matter what Crafty says, she'll always be Bobby's princess❤️🩵
Speedpaint
SMILING CRITTER QUOTES! (LANGUAGE WARNING!)
Bobby, DogDay, Kickin, Hoppy, Crafty, Bubba, CatNap, Picky
"Okay, we gon' need some DW-40, and I need a 40 piece toolbox! I can get this b!tch open in about 10 to 15 mins, I need y'all to back the f!ck up, and give me some space!"
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"Wait a minute, who the f!ck did you have in here? Why does this- Why is your desk messy like this?"
"........"
"AND WHY IS IT COVERED IN YELLOW FEATHERS AND SMELLS LIKE YLANG-YLANG!? WHO THE F!CK DID YOU HAVE IN HERE!?"
"................////////////"
"WHO DID YOU HAVE ON YOUR DESK?!?!?"
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"I GOT A HEADACHE, AND I'M COCKEYED, AND I CAN SEE FOUR THINGS AT ONCE!!"
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"I'M GONNA HAVE CARPET BURN ON MY REDACTED! STOP RUNNING ME OVER!!"
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"Don't point that gun in my face!"
"........"
"Are you LGB, cuz your gun pink~"
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"WHO THE F!CK F!CKED UP THEIR HOUSE LIKE THIS, GOOD GOD!"
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"Oh God, I'M SCARED! Okay, I'm about to do it. I'm doing it, f!ck it! I'M GOING ALL THE WAY, SHUT UP!"
New Chapter Up!
god i'm so awfully late to this fandom idk if this has been made yet
this was just a random sketch that turned into bg practice and i liked doing tbh