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Yo, I just found some old ass art that I made back in 2013 (I was 10) that I made for a shitty Mewtwo story, cause at the time Mewtwo was my favorite Pokemon and I took pictures from some of my ‘’’’’favorite’’’’’ scenes in the book (I’ll also tell you what the file names are because I thought they were funny)

“Mewtwo contemplates death by a campfire”

Oh god, it’s so fucking bad, Mewtwo looks completely dead inside and I find it hilarious. I love how Mew’s arm is just coming out of his stomach also those brown things that are behind Mew and Mewtwo are apparently blankets made out of Mareep wool, it’s supposed to be winter in the story

“Mewtwo has acne doN’T LAUGH AT HIM”

Oh sweet Jesus look at that Venasaur! That kid ‘Jarrod’ (Jarrod was an actual kid who was in my class when I wrote this story) is trying to catch Mewtwo, so he got his Venasaur to use sleep powder but honestly it looks like Mewtwo is high as fuck, and Mew’s just in the background like “Oh damn.”

“Squirtles about to get f-ed by Mewtwo”

Oh no... Mewtwo looks so dumb... And that little girl in the corner, she looks like she’s got a fucking crabs claw for a hand, and her hand’s coming out of her stomach as well. And that thing in the tree is Mew I guess? Mewtwo and Mew slept in a tree in the middle of town and when they woke up everyone in town was freaking out cause these legendary pokemon we just hanging out in the town square. Also Idk if Squirtle’s hand is supposed to be in a fist or if I just got lazy when drawing his hand

As you can see this art is absolute garbage but for a 10 year old kid this isn’t so bad. I think my favorite thing is that sometimes Mewtwo just, doesn’t have a neck in some drawings, and the first like, 4 pages in the ‘book’ I used a pink pen so it’s super hard to read what I wrote and the grammar’s shit too so...

I wrote a lot of Pokemon stories, there’s this one and there’s a Lucario story with equally terrible art, I got much farther into that story, I even added myself as a character into the story and Kenny McCormick from South Park (For some reason)

I kinda want to set my profile picture to that picture of Mewtwo in the first imagine cause I actually kinda like his face in that frame

LIKE FRRRR

the ONE time he's on screen for like 2 seconds, he looks AMAZING. but as soon as he is a main character, HE LOOKS LIKE SHIT

I've had it

Bruh the people who make the designs are fucking with us at this point.

Nobody even talk to me right now.

HOW DO WE GO FROM THIS-

TO THIS???????????

WHY?????? WHO??????? HOW??????? His LIPS?? His stupid glasses??? WHY IS HE BROWN!!!

I can't even. The Bumblebee movie NAILED their designs. It was perfect blend of G1 designs and realism. It was so fun to watch. ALL I WANTED WAS TO SEE MORE OF IT. BUT NO. NO!! ALL WE GET ARE 2 FREAKING MINUTES OF ACTION AND THEN THIS MONSTROSITY. WHO EVEN SIGNED OFF ON THIS. IT LOOKS MORE UGLY EVERY TIME I SEE IT. THEY DIDNT EVEN INCLUDE HIS HEADFINS!!!! WHEELJACKS DESIGN IS SO MUCH FUN AND THEY LITERALLY JUST THREW IT OUT THE WINDOW AND FOR WHAY????????? I hate him.

To everyone who likes this design. I am sorry. I respect your decision. I am happy that at least someone can find joy in... this. But dear god. I hate him so much.

When one of your embarrassing old doodles starts getting notes

“Nooooooo don’t look at that one! It’s horrible!”