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"Traitors."
Vex'ahlia watched you and Trinket cuddling from afar. She watched you cooing, caressing and giggling with the bear. She watched you hugging the bear who nuzzled against you with affection. Of course, she was happy that her baby and her darling got along so well, but now, she felt a bit left out.
"Aren't you an adorable predator !" you cooed while caressing Trinket's belly. "So cute yet so dangerous, like your mommy !"
You looked behind you and winked at the archer before focusing on the bear again.
"Look, Trinket," you loudly murmured. "Mommy looks grumpy, today. Do you think cuddles would bring back her lovely smile ?"
Vex'ahlia rolled her eyes at your antics but couldn't stop her smile from blooming.
"Do you feel it, Trinket ?" you dramatically gasped. "That sudden warmth wrapping my soul in a gentle embrace ! It is your mommy's superpower, no doubt !"
The bear nodded and looked at the archer, as if beckoning her to get closer. Vex'ahlia rolled her eyes again. How could she resist you ? Such a smooth talker and an animal lover, how could she not fall ? She felt herself fall even more for you when you smiled at her as she sat beside you and Trinket.
"Look !" you said with enthusiasm. "I got you a new feather !"
Once again, she wondered how could she not fall.

Well, you just made me spit my lungs for laughing, congrats :,)

Hey Percy?? Hey Percival Fredickstein Von Musel Klossowski De Rolo III? Hey what did you just say?? We’re what? What’s happening right now????? You chose to say what now? In this near death scenario you said hmm?