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I love smug snake so much, you just don’t understand it /j
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I made this request and it ended up so good, I love it so much! It's not what expected, but I love it either way! Make sure to give this person lots of love and support, they deserve it:D!
I couldn’t get this out of my head, so I’m gonna leave it into your head>:)
Heya! Love your content, I hope you’re doing great today:) How about some SnakeFruit cookie x reader hcs? You can pick and choice if it’s yandere or not, I don’t feel that picky about it:D!
Btw, I’m gonna ramble a bit about how underrated SnakeFruit cookie is so be warned when reading down below!
It’s almost criminal how little content you find from them it’s insane, I cannot understand why or how they don’t have more attention, they deserve to praise and worshiped for just existing you don’t even understand it! Snake person is just so handsome, so beautiful, so talented, so magnificent, so amazing, so everything, it’s horrible how no one writes about snake person:(
Snake Fruit Cookie definitely hid their plans from you, purely because they knew you would object. They were in for a scolding of a lifetime after the whole event with Longan Dragon Cookie.
They hope to have you ascend to be a dragon with them one day! It's only fair that you join them in such power.
Sometimes you'll carry them around, purely because they know exactly what to say to get you to do so.
These dragons are so beautiful it’s unreal, I just wanna hug them all(except that it’s kinda hard to do that, but never say never! Just wait a few more years).
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I made this request and it ended up so good, I love it so much! It's not what expected, but I love it either way! Make sure to give this person lots of love and support, they deserve it:D!
Yo! Same anon who ask for the Elder Faerie Cookie x shitpost s/o HCs, I would like to be wordy with this one but this is just straight to the point so sorry about that!
Anyways, how about we do some Yeast Beast x shitpost s/o or maybe the dragons x shitpost s/o? Either way I love them both and I only ask for them to be separate since I can’t hardly keep up with more than one despite my love for them all
I've been doing the Beasts a lot, so have some dragons!
CW: Suggestive jokes (Pitaya Dragon Cookie)
You break their brain sometimes. You can say some of the craziest things with the straightest face and then walk away like nothing happened.
Once you remarked how you'd like to ride them, and they proudly said as long as you could hang onto their back, they'd let you. All you said was "oh, not from the back" and then turned and left.
It took Pitaya Dragon Cookie way too long to realize what you mean.
Longan Dragon Cookie didn't know what to expect when they began to date you, but this certainly wasn't it.
They don't really show it, but whenever you say something unhinged it makes them pause and give thought.
Sometimes they wish you would just. Be normal. They still love you though.
Lotus Dragon Cookie has definitely made a song or two out of your words. They like to tease you with it whenever you try and get the upper hand.
Surprisingly, they go well with your nature. They can bounce off of you very well!
Don't ask how many papers they have regarding what you've said.
Ananas Dragon Cookie?? Does not?? Get it??
Listen, they try very hard, but their pride gets in the way sometimes. Poor Pitaya Dragon Cookie has to explain it to them, and even then they don't get it.
They've learned to live with it, but man do they wish they understood.
I know it's no where near April Fools but bare with me on this.
Y/N cookie decide to pull a prank by changing their online status to taken....and then all hell breaks loose.
Be ready to duck the incoming Croissant Cookie missile as she practically spawns right outside your house.
The assassins would already be making their move to single out the cookie responsible.
Big name Cookies would make social media posts about this situation, requesting their followers to help them find this cookie that’s dating you.
Trouble some legendaries or dragons, well, they might just decide to destroy this waste of crumbs for even trying to get with you.
Hello! Just thought I’d let you all know that I might try taking requests or writing for a few other fandoms out of pure brain rot,, feel free to request for poppy playtime, yandere sim, saiko no sutoka, garten of banban (I hate it but like it’s so bad that I love it sm like it’s so silly), rainbow friends, Backrooms, cookie run, monster prom, skullgirls, encanto, monster high, and lion king. I’m not putting these on the list tho these r the embarrassing ones. :3
god I want to be the first person to make garten of banban x reader so badly it would be SO fucking funny omg