Customers Suck - Tumblr Posts

If you call me at work and ask me how much you can get for something and my response is "I cannot give numbers over the phone." DO NOT try to come up with a little hypothetical!!!!!!

"Well what if I brought in two perfect-" SHUT UP

"Well what about a ball park?" I also cannot do that, fuck off.

There's not some magical password where I will suddenly tell you how much money I can pay you for an item. It's policy. It's not my fave either, but FUCK.

I'm not an NPC who needs to be given the correct dialogue response!!!!!