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It doesn't matter that Dale Cobble looks like the reincarnated corpse of a founding father, I genuinely think he's so sexy and I need him in ways you can't even begin to comprehend and in ways that would send me to hell instantly. He would have to literally kill me to get rid of me
New oc alert I’m sane
Not a real living person. More like a possessed doll than anything. Somehow the daughter of Dale. Her name is Dallas.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY CARRRIEEE
Carrie with her friends under the cut (NOT SHIPS)
Longlegs rant
Ngl, I think kobble would be the only one of my favorite slashers to not be stinky. Before Lee's mom they had to get the dolls in the houses themself and you wouldn't let some stinky guy in your house.
I headcanon that they actually like to smell good but gifting dolls to people isn't exactly a high paying job so they can't afford the good stuff. They'd kinda smell like those chemical type soaps that just want you clean but doesn't care about your smell.
I also like to believe that man enjoys soaking in their bubble bath for HOURS. They don't care about a thing in the world while in that tub. And satan forbid you knock on the bathroom door and tell them "they've been in there too long". They'd be right and ready to fuck up the triangle right there.
(This also didn't stop after Lee's mom took over, if anything they'd be soaking longer)
I like to imagine that kobble was absolutely terrible at hiding from lee during her youth but it wasn't even on purpose. They just had awful timing coming up from the basement. They'd just be hungry and go up to the kitchen but at the same time she would also feel hungry and go down to the kitchen.
Little lee would be absolutely flabbergasted at this weird man in her kitchen cause she couldn't remember any of the other times of running into him. They wouldn't even care that she saw them, just not their issue. It was her moms issue though.
Ruth would be so fed up every time. Having to erase something from her mind every day would really get on her nerves. She really wanted to yell at them to stay in the basement but would then remember they could kill her and her daughter at any given time.
She doesn't know about the triangle and that it was a lot easier to get the dolls into the houses with her. And that satan probably wouldn't let them kill her but yk. Dramatic irony and all that.
I ship satan and kobble. The best ship name I could come up with was helldolls but I would like to hear suggestions.
dale ferdinand kobble my beloved
Imagine being little lee and going into the basement just to see kobble and satan like:
Do you like being tucked in?
Helldolls fluff.
Kobble came down the stairs and immediately went to their bed. Its late and they've had a long day. Getting a doll that looks like your daughter from a guy you never met is really some people's trigger. Luckily it didn't turn physical and they were just screamed off the property.
Still though, some people. They curled up on their mattress and pulled the blanket over their body. They're ready for it to be tomorrow. Kobble was oblivious to satan watching from the corner.
He was pissed, a little at kobble for not getting the doll inside the house but more at that father. He may be the king of hell but he still cared for his employees, even the ones still on earth. He watches as kobble's body relaxes.
They're asleep now, he could just leave if really wanted to. He had to admit that he didn't give kobble the best of jobs. But then again, they didn't have the best charisma and them not being able to pick up on social cues made thing more difficult. They couldn't tell when they were losing someone.
Kobble started tossing and turning. It was normal for them though. As far as they knew, they slept peacefully like a baby. Satan already knew that. He sometimes wondered if he was the cause. If his presence subconsciously made them toss even though they literally worked for him.
He watched as they kicked the blanket of themselves just to start shivering a few moments later. How stupid is their body? Well, they've had it today.
He could be a little nice. He walked over to the mattress and pulled the blanket back over them and tucked them in so they'd stop turning. He saw a little smile creep up on their lips. Satan looked away, annoyed. He really could change the emotions in a room but sometimes it made him feel called out.
Kobble was his favorite though, most loyal, most submissive to him and took great pleasure when they succeeded in their job. And that did make satan happy. He knew if he need some at his beck and call that kobble would be that person.
He ran his claws gently and slowly up their back. Just to show some affection. He leaned in closely, just to see their smile a bit closer. They could feel his breath though and that woke them up. Kobble quickly stood up and looked around and satan stepped back.
They felt a pain on their back. They could feel faint scratches on their skin. How did that happen? He sniffed that air and smelled brimstone. Their boss came to visit, didn't he? Just what they needed. They layed back down and went to sleep once more. Satan tucked them back in and left. He'd had enough of today as well.
You guys know the "oh yea, vector! SHUT THE FUCK UP!" audio? It be really funny if someone edited the vector part to be kobble's "let me nooow"
Can we not headcanon dale as a rapist, that's a very weird thing to do and fetishizing rape isn't normal.
Some colored helldolls doodles :}
They so wanted eachother (one of them had like 10 seconds of screentime at most)
Free my boy, he did that shi but I like him.
SHE'S SO PRETTY!!! (ignore the faggot)
He's out of here, this isn't the hell he wanted.
"Dale is my man!" That mf was a glamrocker
HE WANTS A MAN!
I'm doing it, I'm squeezing him till he pops.
What I love about this image of kobble in particular is that the way his chest is cut off and his jacket is flared makes it look like he has some heavy naturals just hanging off screen. It's also a funny reaction image cause he just looks so done right now.
