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Longlegs rant
Ngl, I think kobble would be the only one of my favorite slashers to not be stinky. Before Lee's mom they had to get the dolls in the houses themself and you wouldn't let some stinky guy in your house.
I headcanon that they actually like to smell good but gifting dolls to people isn't exactly a high paying job so they can't afford the good stuff. They'd kinda smell like those chemical type soaps that just want you clean but doesn't care about your smell.
I also like to believe that man enjoys soaking in their bubble bath for HOURS. They don't care about a thing in the world while in that tub. And satan forbid you knock on the bathroom door and tell them "they've been in there too long". They'd be right and ready to fuck up the triangle right there.
(This also didn't stop after Lee's mom took over, if anything they'd be soaking longer)
Can we not headcanon dale as a rapist, that's a very weird thing to do and fetishizing rape isn't normal.
"Dale is my man!" That mf was a glamrocker
HE WANTS A MAN!
I'm doing it, I'm squeezing him till he pops.
What I love about this image of kobble in particular is that the way his chest is cut off and his jacket is flared makes it look like he has some heavy naturals just hanging off screen. It's also a funny reaction image cause he just looks so done right now.
Someone’s at your door…
#adelaidahaspostedart
Little animation of Dale and a his special doll 🔻
I’m so normal about him, I swear-