Longlegs Rant

Longlegs rant

Ngl, I think kobble would be the only one of my favorite slashers to not be stinky. Before Lee's mom they had to get the dolls in the houses themself and you wouldn't let some stinky guy in your house.

I headcanon that they actually like to smell good but gifting dolls to people isn't exactly a high paying job so they can't afford the good stuff. They'd kinda smell like those chemical type soaps that just want you clean but doesn't care about your smell.

I also like to believe that man enjoys soaking in their bubble bath for HOURS. They don't care about a thing in the world while in that tub. And satan forbid you knock on the bathroom door and tell them "they've been in there too long". They'd be right and ready to fuck up the triangle right there.

(This also didn't stop after Lee's mom took over, if anything they'd be soaking longer)

Finished longlegs, wanna squeeze kobble till they explode. :3

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I wish they still made in space sequels, this would have been funny af.

Nvm, I like him now.

I do not like franco but I 100% agree with his gooseberry lines