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Goth dad needed a pseudo oil portrait and so did I.
Mat: Dude, you can't go through life trying not to get hurt. You should try to be happy.
Damien: So you think I should look for someone I can have emotional intercourse with?
Mat: I wish you hadn't said it like that, but yeah.
tried out sai since my laptop cant handle ps anymore :’(
Damn these are good
I’ve fallen too hard
Remember Dream Daddy? Yeah, I redraw the characters of the characters in my own style cause I love this game and I wanted to show my appreciation of it.
Is the dream daddy fandom dead
Damien WIPs and some Smallmarch😘
Merry Christmas!! Wasn’t really inspired to make x-mas art, so have these three bein tipsy n goofy <3
Obligatory Damien bat pj bottoms post
Damien’s little swimsuit is my favorite thing ever. I need him
Fellas, if your valentine doesn’t bite your neck and suck until you’ve bled dry, are you two really valentines???
Ah, the mysterious Damien Bloodmarch… What secrets could he be hiding?
Inspired by a post by @cosmicccowboy0
I just think he’d wear ‘em
DREAM DADDY FANDOM I HAVE RETURNED I’m sorry for leavin y’all like that, man😔 as an apology have these rushed doodles ily mwah 💋
commission
dont use without my permission
but it is so beautiful that i hope everyone can see it
Damien Bloodmarch from Dream Daddy. Some fanart for a dear friend of mine <3
Who’s got the best tuba playing skills of the Dads?
Definitely Hugo or Craig
Hugo: Being a teacher has surely trained that man when it comes to having some goodass lungs; not everyone can talk and yell nonstop while chaperoning teenagers, right?
Craig: This man is in shape. He’s definitely able to have a good control over his breathing while standing; enough to hit those low notes just right.
-sits at conference table in front of admin- okay so, how about...Witch Dadsona. Like an actual practicing witch who makes healing cordials, and has a huge altar to practice spells on with crystals scattered around the house and lots and lots of plants!
[*Tries his best to answer this nicely*][ (They) refers to Dadsona ]
Witch Dadsona:
First things first, /everyone/ in the Cul-de-sac is completely amazed at their garden; how can there be a front yard so well kept? So beautiful, mesmerising, and overall almost as good as Damien’s?
[These next will be the Dads in Dadsona’s house /not/ knowing they’re a witch. Do tell me if you’d like me to add reactions with them knowing.]
❤️Robert: Gardens? Yards? Not his thing. But he must admit, (they) have some impressive stuff inside (their) house. From crystals and some blades, to badass, old looking books, Robert almost feels like he’s in the house of someone who’d be a part of a paranormal book.
🧡Hugo: He is overall amazed by how many books (they) have. At first is kind of confused as to why he can’t touch them or read them, but eventually understands.After all, he wouldn’t let someone new enter his /special room/ either.
💛Joseph: Even though the decoration both in and out of the house are quite nice and aesthetic, he can’t help but feel uneasy about some of the things he sees.It just doesn’t feel right.
💚Brian: There’s now ay this person will have a better garden than him- plants inside the house too? AND those are well-kept as well?Not to mention the amazing amount of stones and crystals inside the place- does it mean something? Should he ask Daisy?
💙Craig: His Bro always had a huge thing for having endless crystals and tiny plants around their dorm back in college. He must admit he was quite impressed at how big this “collection” had gotten- and “at least you keep them in order now, Bro.”
💜 Mat: Even though it doesn’t fit his main aesthetic, he must admit the things (they) have laying around are quite charming.Even though he prefers having less, smaller plants-mostly flowers, he certainly appreciates the look of certain rocks and crystals.
🖤 Damien: Two words- mixed feelings. Those books look so old and worn, they could certainly fit in in his very own library! It was impressive how many things in the house looked genuinely old.Kind of like Matt, Damien is more of a flowers man; but he was still impressed at how there could be someone who went further than Damien when it came to taking care of plants and gardens.
💝 Dadsona: Overall does their best to keep charms and endless sheets of papers with notes or spells hidden whenever someone comes around.If it slips, they can always say it’s a random search or (If with Amanda) one of their daughter’s many homeworks.
Can we get more dads with witchsona? Like knowing that they are a witch?
[ (They) refers to Dadsona ]
[This is the dads’ general behaviour around Witchsona IN A POSITIVE CONTEXT; do notify me if you’d like negative ones.]
Witch Dadsona pt.2:
❤️Robert: He is ALWAYS making questions. Are cryptids real? Have you see, or met cryptids? Can you HUNT cryptids? Overall, can you SUMMON anything?! The man is a mess and wants to know /EVERYTHING/. He will constantly take (them) out and insist (they) show him what (they) can do. He tries to not seem too excited, he really does. (He fails miserably at it.)
🧡Hugo: “There’s no logical explanation for this, is there?” At first he believes (they’re) pranking him, obviously. But once he is allowed to get his hands on /some/ of the books (they) own, is when he starts realising (they) are dead serious.He now lives knowing he can’t always know it all; but that’s new things to learn, right?
💛Joseph: At first he was super uncomfortable. “(Name), if this is some sort of prank, it is not funny at all…” He prefers believing that there’s nothing going on. He treats (them) normally, as long as (they) don’t mention it too much.It is a ‘you do you’ situation, as long as it doesn’t affect him.Still, deep down he is awfully curious, but refuses to show it.(They) trust Joseph, but it’s better not letting him near any copy or version of The Malleus Maleficarum to keep ideas out of his head.
[Im glaring at you, Cult Daddy]
💚Brian: “Is that why you had so much luck when we went fishing?” Does that mean (they) can do things he could never be able to do? Those were his second thoughts; first thoughts being that maybe, just maybe, he should try and ask Daisy what the heck is going on; she’s a smart kid, /maybe/ she and (they) could help him understand this better.Other than that, he is half sceptical, half impressed.
💙Craig: “Brooooooooooooooooo.” Just like Robert, he is a never-ending-questions machine. It’s like something clicked on his mind and he started relating past events with what (they) told him.“So I wasn’t lucky, it was you! DUDE IS THAT WHY KURT FELL INSTEAD OF ME?!”He also can’t keep his hands to himself. He must.touch.the altar.
💜 Mat: “Oh… are you sure I can’t touch the crystals?” (They) had to tell Matt because what other reason could (they) possibly give to “NO DONT MOVE IT” ?He, being the nervous person he is, immediately went with questioning what (they) used it for, but (they) quickly reassured them it was for good things.He’s had quite a life and has seen many places, so things rarely surprise him now.
🖤 Damien: He has so much to talk about with (them) now. Now he can let out his knowledge about witches back then, and (they) can tell Damien what (they) know.There is a lot of talk about flowers, plants, and the different meaning and purposes they have.“With red tulips, one declares their love for someone.” “Funny, long ago those were used for love potions.”