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💙Craig’s beautiful daughters 💙

fuC K

Goth dad needed a pseudo oil portrait and so did I.

Mat: Dude, you can't go through life trying not to get hurt. You should try to be happy.

Damien: So you think I should look for someone I can have emotional intercourse with?

Mat: I wish you hadn't said it like that, but yeah.

tried out sai since my laptop cant handle ps anymore :’(

well that’s it i’m smashing my computer this was a horrifying mistake

Damn these are good

I’ve fallen too hard

"The king of carrot flowers " I am such a fan girl for mat sella i swear to god!

Such a cinnamon roll ❤️🙌👏 I wanted to draw the dads in their college-high school days! Would you like to see that? Should i do more mat sella?

Back to his place.

DREAM DADDY FANDOM I HAVE RETURNED I’m sorry for leavin y’all like that, man😔 as an apology have these rushed doodles ily mwah 💋

I've been spamming @yayyoufoundadreamdaddyreactblog with likes and honestly I don't regret it,,,, their writing is amazing

Who’s got the best tuba playing skills of the Dads?

Definitely Hugo or Craig

Hugo: Being a teacher has surely trained that man when it comes to having some goodass lungs; not everyone can talk and yell nonstop while chaperoning teenagers, right?

Craig: This man is in shape. He’s definitely able to have a good control over his breathing while standing; enough to hit those low notes just right.

-sits at conference table in front of admin- okay so, how about...Witch Dadsona. Like an actual practicing witch who makes healing cordials, and has a huge altar to practice spells on with crystals scattered around the house and lots and lots of plants!

[*Tries his best to answer this nicely*][ (They) refers to Dadsona ]

Witch Dadsona:

First things first, /everyone/ in the Cul-de-sac is completely amazed at their garden; how can there be a front yard so well kept? So beautiful, mesmerising, and overall almost as good as Damien’s?

[These next will be the Dads in Dadsona’s house /not/ knowing they’re a witch. Do tell me if you’d like me to add reactions with them knowing.]

❤️Robert: Gardens? Yards? Not his thing. But he must admit, (they) have some impressive stuff inside (their) house. From crystals and some blades, to badass, old looking books, Robert almost feels like he’s in the house of someone who’d be a part of a paranormal book.

🧡Hugo: He is overall amazed by how many books (they) have. At first is kind of confused as to why he can’t touch them or read them, but eventually understands.After all, he wouldn’t let someone new enter his /special room/ either.

💛Joseph: Even though the decoration both in and out of the house are quite nice and aesthetic, he can’t help but feel uneasy about some of the things he sees.It just doesn’t feel right.

💚Brian: There’s now ay this person will have a better garden than him- plants inside the house too? AND those are well-kept as well?Not to mention the amazing amount of stones and crystals inside the place- does it mean something? Should he ask Daisy?

💙Craig: His Bro always had a huge thing for having endless crystals and tiny plants around their dorm back in college. He must admit he was quite impressed at how big this “collection” had gotten- and “at least you keep them in order now, Bro.”

💜 Mat: Even though it doesn’t fit his main aesthetic, he must admit the things (they) have laying around are quite charming.Even though he prefers having less, smaller plants-mostly flowers, he certainly appreciates the look of certain rocks and crystals.

🖤 Damien: Two words- mixed feelings. Those books look so old and worn, they could certainly fit in in his very own library! It was impressive how many things in the house looked genuinely old.Kind of like Matt, Damien is more of a flowers man; but he was still impressed at how there could be someone who went further than Damien when it came to taking care of plants and gardens.

💝 Dadsona: Overall does their best to keep charms and endless sheets of papers with notes or spells hidden whenever someone comes around.If it slips, they can always say it’s a random search or (If with Amanda) one of their daughter’s many homeworks.

Can we get more dads with witchsona? Like knowing that they are a witch?

[ (They) refers to Dadsona ]

[This is the dads’ general behaviour around Witchsona IN A POSITIVE CONTEXT; do notify me if you’d like negative ones.]

Witch Dadsona pt.2:

❤️Robert: He is ALWAYS making questions. Are cryptids real? Have you see, or met cryptids? Can you HUNT cryptids? Overall, can you SUMMON anything?! The man is a mess and wants to know /EVERYTHING/. He will constantly take (them) out and insist (they) show him what (they) can do. He tries to not seem too excited, he really does. (He fails miserably at it.)

🧡Hugo: “There’s no logical explanation for this, is there?” At first he believes (they’re) pranking him, obviously. But once he is allowed to get his hands on /some/ of the books (they) own, is when he starts realising (they) are dead serious.He now lives knowing he can’t always know it all; but that’s new things to learn, right?

💛Joseph: At first he was super uncomfortable. “(Name), if this is some sort of prank, it is not funny at all…” He prefers believing that there’s nothing going on. He treats (them) normally, as long as (they) don’t mention it too much.It is a ‘you do you’ situation, as long as it doesn’t affect him.Still, deep down he is awfully curious, but refuses to show it.(They) trust Joseph, but it’s better not letting him near any copy or version of The Malleus Maleficarum to keep ideas out of his head.

[Im glaring at you, Cult Daddy]

💚Brian: “Is that why you had so much luck when we went fishing?” Does that mean (they) can do things he could never be able to do? Those were his second thoughts; first thoughts being that maybe, just maybe, he should try and ask Daisy what the heck is going on; she’s a smart kid, /maybe/ she and (they) could help him understand this better.Other than that, he is half sceptical, half impressed.

💙Craig: “Brooooooooooooooooo.” Just like Robert, he is a never-ending-questions machine. It’s like something clicked on his mind and he started relating past events with what (they) told him.“So I wasn’t lucky, it was you! DUDE IS THAT WHY KURT FELL INSTEAD OF ME?!”He also can’t keep his hands to himself. He must.touch.the altar.

💜 Mat: “Oh… are you sure I can’t touch the crystals?” (They) had to tell Matt because what other reason could (they) possibly give to “NO DONT MOVE IT” ?He, being the nervous person he is, immediately went with questioning what (they) used it for, but (they) quickly reassured them it was for good things.He’s had quite a life and has seen many places, so things rarely surprise him now.

🖤 Damien: He has so much to talk about with (them) now. Now he can let out his knowledge about witches back then, and (they) can tell Damien what (they) know.There is a lot of talk about flowers, plants, and the different meaning and purposes they have.“With red tulips, one declares their love for someone.” “Funny, long ago those were used for love potions.”

How the dads react if Dadsona was Supershort, and mean Levi Ackerman short, And Amanda is taller than him? (laughing maniacally) >:)

[ (They) refers to Dadsona ]

[Ooooohh my god, I guess Amanda got her height from Alex]

Short Dadsona:

❤️Robert: Not gonna lie, at first he thought (they) were way younger. From far, it’d look like a pair of siblings were his new neighbours; that got crossed off the list once he met (them) at the bar.Even though (they) were super short, they still had a face that made it noticeable (they) were older than (they look).He does tease (them) about it quite a lot, but stops if (they’re) uncomfortable about it.Still, his jacket on (them) is a sight to kill for.

🧡Hugo: Meeting (them) was a whole experience. Amanda didn’t mention she has a sibling,,,? OH that’s her dad,,,There’s a considerable size difference between them, and in all honesty he finds it kind of charming.

(Truly makes the third date a WHOLE experience)

💛Joseph: He truly thought yet another youth was willing to give themselves to God. No, damn, this is his new neighbour.Just like Hugo, he found (their) height oddly charming, but it was truly amazing how someone (their) age was barely taller than his eldest son!

💚Brian: HIS NEW NEIGHBOUR IS TINY. Brian is a huge man, and seeing someone barely taller than Daisy practically made him swoon. Secretly, he loved that being much bigger kept him as Alpha Dad Dude™️ but truly, protecting (them) was the only thing in his mind. He /must/ protect.

💙Craig: No one was allowed to make fun of his bro back then, no one is allowed to make fun of (them) now. Even though he was surprised (they) didn’t actually grow up anymore during or after college, he simply brushed it off.Of course, the same loving teasing from when they were young stayed, but he - being the strong guy he is- felt protective over his Bro; and there’s nothing better than when (they) pick River up- makes the baby look huge.

💜 Mat: As someone who is easily intimidated by certain people, meeting someone he didn’t always have to make eye contact with was a blessing. It’s almost as if feeling big gave him some confidence. The awkwardness stays, but he isn’t as nervous when it comes to starting a conversation.Of course, he can’t help but chuckle when (they) and Carmensita stand side by side.

🖤 Damien: He is swooning. Look at that size. Look at that frame. Just the number of possibilities to find fitting Victorian Era clothes for (them).Every now and then (they) might get kind of lost in the garden and it’s adorable.

Dadsona is a well built martial arts, and the dads see an older guy bothering Amanda. The man is about to attack her, until dadsona attacks him Bruce Lee style. How do the dads react?

[ (They) refers to Dadsona ]

❤️Robert: ??? Kinda scared. Kinda turned on. Damn, darling; seems like (they’d) be the one to save his drunk ass from a stupid bar fight.Of course, he laughs at the dumbass that decided it was smart bothering Amanda.Cough(they)canprotecthimfromcryptidsbeyondhisstrenghtcough

🧡Hugo: hOlY fUcKinG shiT whAthefUCJHe is so impressed and yes, he too is kinda scared kinda turned on. (Very turned on.)He definitely wants to learn some of that stuff too, even if it’s quite different from wrestling on its own way.

💛Joseph: He is quite impressed by (their) abilities.He also find somehow charming how (they) didn’t even hesitate because it was about protecting Amanda. Even if he’s supposed to believe and say violence isn’t the solution, that guy surely deserved it.

💚Brian: He now has some new kind of respect for (them).First of all, (they) can do something he can’t, and (they) are great at it; and second, (they) instantly responded to (their) daughter being in danger.That’s some skill right there, to do so magnificently almost out of impulse.

💙Craig: “Bro What the fuCK” Truly impressed. W h e n did (they) learn to do such cool stuff? Definitely after college.Craig was super ready to kick ass, but (they) won.

💜 Mat: Had it been Carmensita the one being bothered, he would’ve probably freaked out and blindly pushed the guy; but (they) straight up went in with some flawless technique to save Amanda.D a m n. He truly found it admirable how (they) stayed relatively calm in this kind of situation.

🖤 Damien: Of course, he is impressed. When (they) walked towards the guy, he was worried (they’d) get hurt by the impulsive man, but turns out (they) could flawlessly prevent anyone from getting hurt.Of course, when it is all over “Did you know Sir Arthur Conan Doyle immortalised a kind of eclectic martial art and self-defence as ‘Baritsu’?”

Ok! So here's an idea for you! How do you think the dad's would react to the dadsona being an artist? Like a painter, digital artist, animator, or voice actor? An artist like that. ^w^

[OH, THIS WILL BE FUN. I’m an artist myself so,,,]

[(They) Refers to Dadsona] [Him/He refers to (Dad)]

[This will center on Voice Actor and Digital Artist/Animation.It will be a general writing, in which you can add any Dad to it except Robert, who will be excluded due to Val’s age and kids being a key in this prompt.]“Mr.Moonstar” Dadsona:

It was the weirdest, cutest way of finding out. (They) would come to his house more often than before since they started dating, but not because of the reasons one would think. (Dad)’s work kept him busy lately, and turns out (they) are a pretty damn good babysitter.He wasn’t taking advantage of (them), oh no; (they) seemed to enjoy volunteering to take care of the kids.Even during cookouts or reunions, the kids always seemed to obey (them) no matter what, and none of the dads seems to be able to figure out why.

One day he had invited (them) to come over for dinner, and his kid/s was/we’re heading out of the dining room to go to bed; and it wasn’t until (they) said goodnight to his kid/s that something clicked in his mind.“Goody-good nighty-night!” And the kid/s absolutely lost it before running to their room.

And (Dad) knew. He has heard that voice. He has heard those tones.IT IS THE SAME DAMN VOICE THAT SAYS GOODNIGHT TO HIS KID/S ON THE TV EVERY DAMN NIGHT OF THE WEEK. “/You/ are Mr. Moonstar?!” (They) turned to look at him, smiling slightly. “Ah- yeah..?”“You didn’t tell me you’re a voice actor! And you get to voice the main character!”“Ah, I mean.. well.. it’s my show, so-.”

And (Dad) is DONE. He was fucKinG dating the guy that made easier sending his kid/s to bed every night! HE IS FUCKING DATING MR. MOONSTAR.

🧡Hugo and 🖤Damien: It’s only a few years since their kids stopped watching this kind of shows, of both them and the kids sure as hell remember this show; it was almost a daily task watching it!If Ernest and Lucien didn’t put as much of a fight towards (Name), it was certainly because of some sort of nostalgia. No one says no to Mr. Moonstar.

💛Joseph: “(Name)… your addition to this family is,,,,a bLeSsiNgG.” The man as FOUR kids. So much work is off his shoulders with a damn Character to help him.

💚Brian: Daisy doesn’t watch that many cartoons anymore, but every now and then she still lets out a “goody good nighty night” before going to her room.

💙Craig: THE TWINS ARE SO HYPED WHENEVER (Name) COMES AROUND. Even River seems to somehow recognise the fun, calming voice (they) have. Craig just can’t believe (their) art and animation made this far. He’s proud as fuck.

💜 Mat: He knew. He knew you Voice was awfully familiar. He’s in love with (their) voice.“Damn, I can’t believe I have it for Mr. Moonstar’s voice.”

Can I have a PokemonAU? How would the Dads react if Dadsona had a Alolan Raichu who is super shy and would behind Dadsona or Amanda while meeting the dads?

[ALRIGHT; buckle up, cause this is a long one.I was in no way responsible of this writing, all credit goes to @bonniestreetThey were the ones who offered themselves to write this, since I have no knowledge about Pokemon, while they really do.

This prompt includes headcanons for what each dad has with them.]

Raichu are normally very bold and outgoing, with their alolan variants being very bubbly and active. So you could say that the raichu was actually Alex’s Pokemon companion. You could add on that after Alex passed away the raichu became withdrawn and lonely, but eventually warmed up to dadsona and Amanda again after coming out of its shell. Dadsona could also have a normal raichu that was buddies with Alex’s alolan raichu and their raichu also helped with getting the other one to come back. However now the only people it trusts are Amanda and dadsona. When other people try to approach it it freaks out and cowers behind the two, or straight up hits the button on its Pokeball and retreats in there.

[Alternate Idea: The Raichu is a timid nature Pokemon. Timid nature Pokemon are fast and not good physical attackers. So Raichu’s first reaction to seeing people it doesn't know is to run and hide behind people it trusts. After a while it will come out of hiding and cautiously sniff the dad’s hand to check and see if they're trustworthy. Some of the dads it might fully come out of hiding for, but others it will hesitantly hide back behind the dadsona or Amanda.]

❤️Robert: Possible Pokemon for Robert’s “family” Pokemon: would either be a poochyena (Betsy) or a Bisharp (one that he sometimes just kicks back and widdles with). Robert would probably just be confused at first. One by the fact that he’s never seen an alolan variant of any Pokemon, then by the fact that he’s never seen a Pokemon so shy and timid. He would question why the Pokemon is so shy, since his Pokemon is always so active, and then would press no further when dadsona explained to him about Raichu’s situation. If second option is what you go with then the raichu might sniff his hand and then hide back behind its family, might not trust Robert of all people. Robert doesn’t mind, he might crack a joke saying like: “Heh, smart Pokemon~”

🧡Hugo: Possible Pokemon for Hugo’s “family” Pokemon: Granbull (Dutchess) or some kind of fighting type. (Hawlucha) When Hugo laid eyes on the shy little Pokemon he at first finds it cute and endearing. (if first scenario) Once he realizes the Pokemon is scared of him and doesn’t trust him. He knows better than to try and approach a pokemon that is scared, so he gives it a patient smile and asks the dadsona if the Raichu is just a shy Pokemon. Once Dadsona tells Hugo the reason behind the Pokemon’s nature, his smile fades and his heart swells for the poor Raichu. He gives it a kind smile and then gives it the space it needs. (if second scenario) He’d chuckle a little and nod, crouching down to let the Raichu sniff his hand. Raichu would give it a sniff, and though it would still be slightly hesitant, it would eventually let Hugo pat its head.

💛Joseph: Possible Pokemon for Joseph’s “family” Pokemon: Since he has a big family and two energetic twins, he’d need a Pokemon that was good with kids, and one that could come with him to church. A chansey would be a good option since they are nurturing Pokemon or an Audion. (if first scenario) He knew that Pokemon had so many different personalities and types, so he just assumed that it was either quiet natured or timid. However, once he saw it look up at him in fear or retreat into his Pokeball, he would immediately be concerned for its wellbeing. He’d never accuse dadsona of abusing the Pokemon, but he would be inclined to ask about its reaction towards other people. After dadsona explains it, Jospeh would probably either offer his condolences to the Raichu, or even go so far as to send out his own family Pokemon to try and get it to calm Raichu down and explain he was with good people. (if second option) Again, would probably assume it was of a quiet or timid nature, and once seeing that it was hesitantly peeking out from behind dadsona or Amanda he would smile and offer it a treat of some sort. A homemade poffin or pokesweet, and Raichu would dang near be in the man’s lap. Raichu can sense Joseph is a good person, and would feel no need to hide from him.

💚Brian: Possible Pokemon for Brian’s “family” Pokemon: Stoutland or Herdier. He’s a dog person all around and those two definitely scream “Brian”. (if first scenario) Brian would be so excited to see an alolan variant of a Raichu, but when it ducked away and cried out in fear once he tried to pet it, he would recoil his hand and his eyes would go wide. “Did I scare it? Did I hurt it? Do I intimidate it?” Once his questions were answered, and Raichu’s story was told, he would nod his head and leave it alone. He knew better than to try and force a timid Pokemon to trust someone it didn’t know, especially in this Pokemon’s case. (if second option) He would again go in for a head pat, but instead of Raichu screaming, it would simply duck away and hide behind dadsona or Amanda. One of the two would laugh and tell Brian not to take it personally, and so he’d chuckle and nod. He’d constantly be passing the shy Pokemon glances, and when they make eye contact he’d give it a friendly smile. This method eventually wins Raichu’s favor, and would get it to float out on its tail and stand by Amanda or dadsona’s side to “join” the conversation.

💙Craig: Possible Pokemon for Craig’s “family” Pokemon: Craig would want a Pokemon that is both active and good with kids (especially River). Buisel or Lombre are both good candidates for this position, and being water types is a bonus to help remind the kids on the baseball team to stay hydrated. (if first scenario) Craig would probably be going in for a bro hug when he would notice the shy Raichu hiding behind dadsona. He would be pretty excited to see his bro’s Pokemon until he noticed the fear and hesitation in the Pokemon’s eyes. He’d ask what was up with the little dude. One explaination later and he’d immediately offer to try and get the little guy out of his shell. (if second scenario) He’d notice the shy little Raichu and would bombard dadsona with a million questions about how he got an alolan Pokemon, and how long they’d had it.After Raichu got use to the energetic and bouncy man, it would eventually calm down and realize that its trainer was very close to this man. It wouldn’t come out of hiding, but it wouldn’t fear Craig or see him as a threat.

💜Mat: Possible Pokemon for Mat’s “family” Pokemon: Hyper Pokemon aren’t really this guys thing, so he’d be more inclined to have a more chill and laid back mon. A glameow or a meowth are more his speed. (if first scenario) Dadsona and Amanda would probably be bringing Raichu to meet Mat on purpose. Mat has a very similar look and feel to Alex, so they hope that maybe Raichu would feel comfortable with Mat. They explained to him prior to the meeting what they were planning to do and what was wrong with Raichu, so he knew not to make any sudden movement or gestures. Mat probably wouldn’t even react to Raichu at first, just letting it get comfortable with his person. After it came out of hiding he would start to gently engage with it. By the end of the meet up Raichu might even be comfortable enough to hover by his legs.  (if second scenario) Unlike all the other dads, Raichu wouldn’t be totally afraid of Mat and cower away. Like any animal would, it could sense that Mat was a calm and level headed man, and wouldn’t have the initial feeling of panic. It wouldn’t come out of hiding, but it also wouldn’t take much for it to warm up to the man.

🖤Damien: Possible Pokemon for Damien’s “family” Pokemon: Probably a Pokemon that could help him move more of his heavy and encumbering decorations. A psychic type like an Espeon would be a good idea, or maybe its dark countertype like Umbreon (plus Damien seems more like a cat person, and the eeveelutions look like cats sooo). (if first scenario) Damien automatically would have a feeling that something was awry with the Pokemon. He might not be an expert himself, but after being around an (umbreon/espeon/both) he had developed sort of sixth sense for Pokemon. Once the poor things situation was explained his heart would immediately go out for the poor creature. He would provide it with encouraging words like he would a person, which would quickly earn him Raichu’s favor. (if second scenario) He would assume that the Raichu was that of a timid nature, and would provide it all the space and time it would need to warm up to him. He understands shyness no matter where it comes from.

How the dad's would react to an fallen!angelsona? Like the dadsona being fallen angel on Earth?

[ (They) refers to Dadsona ]

Fallen Angel Dadsona:

It is safe to say that every dad knows better than to ask the reasons why an angel is stranded on Earth. There’s no way any of them can truly gather enough guts to ask why (they)’ve fallen from Heaven itself.

❤️Robert: Even though he enjoys believing in as many things as he does, he constantly preferred to deny the existence of angels. It just didn’t seem possible… that blessed, pure beings as them could exist. In the past he had considered his wife an angel, truly, but losing her had given him enough reasons to refuse to even think there could be creatures as good in this universe.Knowing about (their) little secret was surely a shock. Not only had he been proved wrong about the existence of angels, he also learnt that they weren’t always what he thought they were.He’s truly intrigued by (them).

🧡Hugo: He has always preferred facts. Solid facts. As much as he could hate it sometimes, he tends to be the see-to-believe kind of man. Knowing angels exist, knowing HEAVEN exists- so much information to process. So many poems and stories that changed after knowing; (they) truly gave Hugo a new way to see everything. The world has a different meaning now.

💛Joseph: There’s not enough words to describe the way Joseph felt. A rush of emotions hitting him strongly- from his faith being validated to the despair of knowing angels could truly be denied Heaven. Having his beliefs reassured by someone standing right in front of him, having his faith so validated, it’s unbelievable, he can’t hold back from crying at all this.He finds (them) so precious, even more now; his love for (them) is enough to try and ignore the fact that (they)’ve fallen. He refuses to believe (they) are bad in any way.His angel is not bad, (they) were just sent for him. Right?

💚Brian: He needs to take a moment to process what he’s been just told. He sits down, thinking more than he ever has.He finds (them) so perfect. So amazing, sweet, kind, so… angelic.Brian doesn’t even have time to think about faith and Heaven, he is simply infuriated! He’s devastated! What reason could ANYONE have to deny Heaven to someone as wonderful as (them) ?It must’ve been hard. He knows it was hard. And that’s why he’s decided he will be (their) own personal Heaven.

💙Craig: When he met (them) back in college, he remembers perfectly what a mess (they) were. Thinking slowly and clearly about the situation, he can come to the conclusion that (they) had just fallen when he met (them). (They) were so sad back then, it worried him badly. Now he’s sure he knows the reason.If anything, he will now do everything and anything possible to know HE wants and loves(them).

💜 Mat: There was so much for him to think about. He wasn’t a generally religious person and the existence of anything else was a topic he never thought about.It takes some time for him to believe (them).It takes a few cups of tea, too. And there he was, sitting, sighing, constantly staring at (them) and thinking far more than he should.Had his Rosa found a place in Heaven? Hopefully, yes.Mat is sure about one thing, and that’s that he doesn’t want to lose another angel in his life.

🖤 Damien: For him, it was one of those moments of clarity in which people connect the dots and start realising a bunch of stuff. Surely, more of the things he’s read make far more sense once one knows about the existence of such beings and realms.But he stops himself from thinking too much and instead switches his attention to (them).He insists (they) are too good for Heaven anyway, and never misses an opportunity to make (them) feel loved and in home.