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;under the same sun (m)
a stranger flips you and your boyfriend’s world upside down for one night…
pairing | kim seokjin x reader x jung hoseok genre/warnings | SMUT, threesome, sharing, lots of dirty talk, minor ass play, just pure filth really… words | 15,370
song | she wants to move | n.e.r.d
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so... @suga-kookiemonster .... my bitch, my queen,,, do you like not understand that if you kill all your readers w this good shit then no one will be alive to read it?
summary⇢ “listen,” taehyung says, eyes wide and eager as he smiles at you. “i figure we can just help each other out. i scratch your back, you scratch mine.” but when you find yourself suddenly in need of a massive favor, exactly how much scratching are you willing to do?
↳01. intro
↳02. kim seokjin
↳03. kim taehyung
↳04. ?
↳05. ?
↳06. ?
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Amazing. Incredible. Spectacular. Immaculate. Iconic. I could go on forEVER, like WOW. Here is an actual picture of me reading this work of art from my place in hell.
it starts and ends with you
↠ pairing: jeon jeongguk x reader
↠ genre: fluff/smut + friends to lovers au
↠ word count: 15.8k
↠ warnings: slight dom!jeongguk, spanking, light dirty talk, slut calling, light degradation, oral (f. receiving), fingering, overstimulation, unprotected sex (stay safe kids!), creampie
↠ summary: You have been friends with Jeon Jeongguk for years. And sure, you might be halfway in love with him, but you’re too stubborn to do something or to even realize he’s got his heart laid on a silver platter for you — and for your information, he does not want it back.
↠ a/n: this took me a god long awful time, but i wanted it to be perfect so… hope you all enjoy!
“Let me get this straight.” The blonde-hair man reveals his disbelief with a skeptic look, doubting the severity of the situation your swine of a best friend left you both in before sliding your drinks down the wooden concrete counter. Small cubes of ice colliding with the pellucid crystal like coins in a slot machine, not a single drop of your margarita falling out. “You dyed Yoongi — as in, Min fucking Yoongi’s clothes pink?”
You wince at the memory, running your hands down your face in despair. If looks could kill you would have died the second Yoongi caught your best friend and you in a verbal dispute with his beloved sweater — freshly dyed pink like the lot of his laundry — crumpled Taehyung’s hand. Although the man is a sweetheart dipped in honey (when he tries to be, anyway), he could easily suck the soul out of you with the smallest glare.
Taehyung, who’s settled on the stool beside you, lets his head fall into his hands, an exasperated sigh abandoning his lips. He, for reasons you cannot determine, is completely unaffected by what occurred minutes ago at his apartment. The anger resonating off of Yoongi did not seem to affect him at all. Resting his chin on his palm, he swirls his drink in the glass, an unimpressed expression spreading across his features.
“For the hundredth time, Jimin, you piece of shit, yes,” Taehyung accentuates the last word, frowning. “We both — ow! I mean, I accidentally, maybe on purpose, dyed Yoongi’s clothes pink because I’m the only one with a pair of damn balls — ow! For fuck’s sake, ___, stop pinching me!”
“Sorry,” you glower, eyes narrowed on his figure. “It’s just how I respond to stupidity.”
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I just realized if I apply anything I write or think of to skk I can post it here and it’s still not that dumb (lies)
There is only one alien race that humans fear; a race that can send them into a panic almost immediately. It just so happens that race was voted the most harmless in the universe. One was recently voted a seat in the intergalactic council next to the human judge, who was silently shaking.