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Forget about vampire Dick Grayson, we need vampire Duke Thomas.

Picture this:

The sun comes out in the morning and all the vampires that were fighting the main character turn to ash, as the vampire leader dies everyone cheers until...

*ominous chuckle*

Duke who looks like a black blob of darkness except his teeth: "bravo!, that was a great spectacle!" *whistles and claps while chuckling*

MC: *pales* "no, that's impossible!"

Duke: *beams* " it is, infact, very possible, my friend, but I thank you, however, for getting rid of this asshole *kicks the vampire leader's ashes*, thanks to you I don't have to kill them myself!" *beams*

MC: "no... no, no, NO!, you should be dead"

Duke: *evil laughter* "did you really, really, think that would kill me, I'm Duke fucking Thomas!, I am The!. Motherfucking!. Signal!, the sun is my bitch!... *his eyes start glowing red* and so will you in a moment"

MC: "kyaaaa!"