Does He Do The Voices Too? - Tumblr Posts

DEAN: Don't yo— Sammy, no, not Lucifer Rising, I swear to g— SAM: What was the phrase Chuck used on page 244 when Cas - and I quote - pinned you 'to the wall like a frozen butterfly in the face of the unflinching hurricane, staring steadily into Dean's eyes past the warm pressure of Castiel's large, smothering hand'...? DEAN: I'm gonna kill you. SAM: With his 'piercing blue gaze'. Oh, oh, here it is! DEAN: Don't you da— SAM: 'Dean's. Dangerously. Incipient. B-O-N-E-R' !!! DEAN: Grr! SAM: ARGH!

[Brief but intense brotherly scuffle over the hood of the Impala and into the ditch, which ends with the increasingly rare self-publish paperback of Supernatural: Lucifer Rising torn in half and one brother secretly nursing his left testicle for three days.]

sam goes back to his bitchy roots and instead of continuing an argument with dean he just breaks out the canon supernatural books and reads dean's internal monologue about cas aloud to them both