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Condoms, let's see them

Dove Bronzewing: CONDOMS. Let's see them!

Pyrrha Nikos: W-What do you mean?

Dove: Let me see the condoms you're about to put on Cardin's wiener!

Dove snatched the condom Pyrrha handed over hesitantly and began to scrutinize the innocent package with the eyes of a craftsman. A subtle smirk of victory sharpened the raptor's cunning that featured heavily on Dove's face before Dove opened and poured his beer into the condom.

The triumph on Dove's face was matched by the look of revulsion and horror on Cardin's as beer leaked out through the multitude of holes that Pyrrha had pierced through the condom. At the same time, Pyrrha pounced on Cardin and begged the bewildered Huntsman to put a baby in her belly because Jaune couldn't satisfy her.l

Dove: Zip it, psycho! Go and be happy with Jaune's micro-penis! Get out!

Dove's voice rose to a high-pitched squeal as Pyrrha ran, humiliated, from CRDL's dorm.

Dove: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!