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guys everybody shush about utah for a minute and look at them.
eret got sent a L'Manberg dress to their po box and doesn't she look so good!!!
@th3-l0c0l-l0v3r
I put our DSMP characters (+ Wilbur) into incorrect quotes
Observe
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*Starix recording whilst Pluto and Wilbur are arguing* Pluto: HOLD UP, HOLD UP, HOLD UP, HOLD UP!! HER SISTER WAS A WITCH, RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS! THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST, BRO! Starix: *wheezes like a tea kettle* Wilbur, pulling out a knife: I'm gonna stab him. Pluto: YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? AM I WRONG? Wilbur: It's my favorite movi- Pluto: SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE, WILBUR! Wilbur: I'm not fighting with you, I'm not fighting with y- Pluto: GROW UP, BRO. GROW UP!
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Moon: Well please don’t let Starix do anything stupid… Wilbur: Stupid by my standards or yours? Moon: Moon: Stupid by my mother’s standards. Wilbur: Smart. Starix will live longer.
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Starix: What's your greatest fear? Moon: Being forgotten. Starix: ... Starix: Damn, that's deep. Starix: Mine is the Kool Aid man, but I feel kinda stupid about it now...
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*Hoki is casually searching around the room* Wilbur: Hey Hoki, what’re you looking for? Hoki: My will to live. *Moon walks into the room* Hoki: Oh, there it is.
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Wilbur: *Gasp* Starix: wHAT?? Wilbur: What if soy milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish? Starix: *inhales* Moon, in another room with Hoki: Why can I hear screeching?
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Wilbur: Hey guys, I found a spider. Cool little lad. Thanks for eating the mosquitos. Wilbur: Oh no, where did it go? Starix: WILBUR WHAT THE FUCK?!
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Starix: Go fuck yourself. Wilbur: Come over here and fuck me yourself you coward!
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Hoki: May luck (and this picture of Starix eating shredded cheese at 3 in the morning) be with you.
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Wilbur: Why does nobody tell me when people come over? I came downstairs singing All Star while wearing a "say hey if you're gay" shirt and boxers! Wilbur: Everyone was there. EVERYONE! Including Moon! Wilbur: She saw.
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Pluto: Goddamn it, the printer broke while printing out Wilbur's birthday invitations. Starix: Well, what are they supposed to say? Pluto: "Wilbur's birthday". Starix: So, what do they say instead? Pluto: "Wilbur’s bi". Starix: Starix: Works out either way.
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Wilbur: Hi, who's this? Starix changed all of my contacts to mythical creatures. Hoki: What's mine? Wilbur: Dwarf. Hoki: THEY'RE SO MEAN, I'M NOT THAT SHORT! Wilbur: Oh, hey Hoki. Hoki: FUCK!
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Wilbur: It's not like I try to blow things up, exactly. It just sort of happens. You've got to admit though, fire is fascinating.
@th3-l0c0l-l0v3r Posting this to Tumblr too bc I find it funny
More DSMP oc memes because I love makin em
