Dw Guys Ill Write About Alex And Lithuanian Military Having Funny Interactions With ETT Staff One Fay - Tumblr Posts

cornedbread
9 months ago
Alex sitting on a bench next to Shy Worker: I’m assuming you died on the field then? Shy Worker: Yes, but no. Shy Worker: I served in the navy, so it was on sea. Our boat was sabotaged. Alex: Was there anything you wanted to do before that? Shy Worker: Hm…
Panel 1 Shy Worker sighing as he looks down bashfully: I guess not being able to lay with a lady… Shy Worker: I’ve never had my first time… The image of a smiling girl with her eyes blacked out appears faintly in the background as if she were a thought. Panel 2 Alex looking away: Oh, I guess mine would be not living my own life enough. The image of a girl lifting her skirt to show it off appears faintly in the background, as if she were a thought.
A candid shot of Alex and Shy Worker sitting together silently on the bench. Alex has his hands in-between his legs while sitting up straight, a gentle smile on his face. Shy Worker is reclining with his arms supporting him, he is staring blankly and also man-spreading. The bright white sky has a pink fade from the bottom.
Alex suddenly takes out a needle full of mysterious liquid: I think I know a way to make both of us happy. Shy Worker looking suspiciously at the needle: Is that heroin?

(S)he is holding estrogen.

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they sex together idk man I just wanted to write a funny joke punchline is that Alex finally stops boymoding to give Shy Worker a good time gg nah that’s not the actual punchline I’m lying I LIED TO YOU don’t think about it too hard guys captains basic adventure captains basic adventure in a broken underwater ship abibaz alex basics in biology and zoology alex basics real alex abibaz alex abibaz eternal tea time lowkey feel bad tagging this ETT cause literally the only ETT chr. here is the setting dw guys I’ll write about Alex and Lithuanian Military having funny interactions with ETT staff one fay one day corny creations corn crap
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