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Remembrance (Chat log 2)
TW: School/College, mentions of Kaeya's previous father, Scaramouche and Ei not having the best relationship but not the worst, implied dissociative identity disorder, kaeya and diluc being close but nobody, including themselves knows whether it's familial or romantic... ask me if you want something else added to this list
MASTERLIST
venti: @viator I KNOW YOU WENT ONLINE
venti: COME BAKC HERE
viator: :3
venti: Oh god oh fuck who are you
viator: Nobody<;3 viator: But that aside, please visit Wangsheng Funeral Parlor! We've got discounts~
Zhongli Lapis Dei: My apologies, Venti. It seems the Director has taken Aether's cellphone.
viator: no idea what you mean, dusty Zhongli.
viator: sorry, m'back. used my phone last night n the battery died. also hu tao stole my phone
venti: Wonderful! venti: that first part not the second and third
viator: and no you can't copy my theater assignment. viator: I had a different one so i ain't being picky
viatrix: and we'll get the paperwork done by tonight, ning
viatrix: We're already on top of it
venti: Leave it to the wonder twins to do this kinda stuff
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Kaeya’s smirk is easy for all to see that lunch break, laughing at his friend group’s shenanigans from afar. With a gentle ping, a name pops up in his Direct Messages- one who doesn’t usually speak to him.
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Direct Message: Hu Tao > Kaeya Alberich
HT: okay jokes aside, Can you read this? HT: screenshot-xx-xx-60xx.png
KA: 1) It looks like Khaenri'ahn but if Khaenri'ahn was the simplified version of the alphabet which is already insane KA: 2) howst the fuck did you get this?
HT: So I found Aether in a cafe and stole his phone HT: Looked at his DMs, found that He and Lumine NEVER dm each other HT: and that he and Mr. Dain talk in wingdings
KA: Okay also why'd you chose me?
HT: History nerd.
KA: I am not, i just have an interest in Khaenri'ah and only Khaenri'ah.
HT: Because of that old bedtime story?
KA: i guess?? KA: i mean if an entire nation vanishes in one night i'd like to investigate it KA: and lowkey my sperm donor of a dad might be??? from??? KA: oh but if it's something older than khaenri'ahn KA: Luc probably can't read it either KA: He can read p much anything but not like grammatically correct, and if it's as specialized as this elaborate not-Khaenri'ahn then KA: idk
HT: hhh u and diluc are really close huh
KA: his dad literally saved my life KA: and we grew up together
HT: U dating or just bros
KA: good question
HT: So?
HT: hey wait don't leave
HT: DON”T LEAVE ME ON READ YOU PIRATE FRUITCAKE
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CHATROOM: Teyavt Vision Academy of the Arts Official
Noelle: Don't forget to take breaks though, okay?
Thoma: Yeah, you should take a break once in a while, and we'll pick up the slack
xiao: or you could let us do it, so you don't overwork yourselves.
Albedo: "do as i say not as i do"
Xingqiu: and it appears the sassmasters have arrived
[venti] has changed [Albedo]'s name to [Sassbedo]
[venti] has changed [xiao]'s name to [Alasass]
Alasass: wait why my last name
venti: xiao isn't very punnable
Sassbedo: And mine is?
venti: . venti: perhaps venti: OH YEA B4 I FORGET
Alasass: don’t change the topic
venti: @Dorm Leaders have all collectively decided that we're having another inter-dorm game night yaaay venti: it's going to be in Anemo dorms as per the usual venti: so uh ye
Ei: when did we decide that?
Zhongli Lapis Dei: I believe Raiden was at the front
Ei: Oh, so that's what her note was about? Okay then Ei: Should I still get kunikuzushi?
ajax: scara is a shorty lil asshole i don't think he'll come even if you asked
Fandango: Who's a shorty asshole? Fandango: ... Fandango: and who the fuck changed my name
[Ei] has changed their name to [Fan of Dango]
Fan of Dango: Now we match
Fandango: shut the fuck up
Fan of Dango: but I didn't change your name
Fandango: sure. might not be you but might be raiden
venti: SIBLING FIGHT! nice @kae @luc (? y’all whats the status), uhh @Shenhe @Chongyun i don't wanna ping klee for obvious reasons, teucer ain't in this chat and he's too precious and um @Jean Gunholder @Barbara⭐ maybe? Oh and @viator @viatrix @viatwinz
venti: you know maybe it’d be easier if we just made a role for all of em
Fandango: shut up
Shenhe: We're not siblings
venti: @siblingfight there we go
Fan of Dango: What did I do wrong, Kuni?
Fandango: SCARAMOUCHE AIN"T EVEN MY NAME
Chongyun: We're technically auntie and nephew but i guess we're close enough to count??
ajax: but you are a commedia dell'arte stock villain clown
Fandango: Yes and you're a dainty old character
Xingqiu: Considering how Shenhe gives me that "Sibling in law" stare, I believe you two are close enough to be considered siblings Xingqiu: You're a lot closer than some other siblings i know though
ajax: wait what ajax: IS THAT WHAT TARTAGLIA IS??
Chongyun: That's fair
Fandango: yes old man
Jean Gunholder: I'm online. Jean Gunholder: That's not my last name. Can somebody change it?
ajax: If someone here is the old man, it's zhong
Ningguang: I would, if I had the power to.
Zhongli Lapis Dei: I'm not that old...
Jean Gunholder: Can you guys take it to DMs? Jean Gunholder: and Zhongli, can you change my name?
Zhongli Lapis Dei: If I knew how.
venti: No it's funny
Fandango: Old man
ajax: Old man
venti: SAME BRAIN!
Fandango: shut up
ajax: Shut up