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Remembrance (Chat Log 1)
{A "Totally Normal" Genshin Modern AU Chatfic ;)}
TW/CWs: School, Homework, mentions of Nightmares, and headcanons.
MASTERLIST
venti: yo @viator can i copy your homework for theater?
ajax: wait you guys have homework for theater?
venti: yeye. memorization, scriptwriting and shit
Zhongli Lapis Dei: Aether, please don't let Venti copy your work.
Barbara⭐: Has anybody seen Aether or Lumine recently?
xiao: something up?
Barbara⭐: No, it's just that Mister Dainsleif wanted to talk to them, but I can't find them anywhere...
venti: oh nooo are they ghostin us
venti: @viator @viatrix @viatwinz YOOOOO HOMEWORK PLZ
venti: nvm
Ningguang: I have some paperwork for them to fill out, but they haven't been coming to student council either.
Pirate arrg: Wait do they usually skip or somethin
Ningguang: No, and why is your name
Pirate arrg: Oh wait this was a theater thing
Pirate arrg: And no, ven i won't let you copy my shit.
Pirate arrg: not that it's good anyway lmao. different assignment
[Pirate arrg] has changed their name to [Beidou, baby]
Beidou, baby: There we go
Thoma: Sorry guys, has anyone seen Aether? I need him to grab some dog food for taroumaru but I cna't find him
Zhongli Lapis Dei: This could be rather problematic, for you see, neither Aether nor Lumine have been spotted recently.
Thoma: ? I know they aren't missing. They're bedsheets aren't made, as per usual.
venti: oh yeah before i forget
Thoma: *their
venti: @ajax u use the school counselor right
venti: what's their email again
ajax: ye it's tvt_vis_aca_therapist@hoyo.com
ajax: u ight?
venti: yeah just weirdass nightmares i wanna sort out
venti: Something about dragons and abyss whatever.
venti: Wasn't scary, just... strange.
ajax: you know it's serious when you pull out hte punctuation.
ajax: sure i'll let em know you might call
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Direct Message:
Aether Viator Genshin > Dainslef Twili
AVG: Is there something you need of me?
DT: in regards to your current status as students, I am aware I am not to show favor to neither you or Lady Lumine
AVG: Yes, and?
DT: The separation is getting weaker. Barbatos and Morax have shown signs of remembering parts of the Impact through nightmares.
DT: Should this pattern continue, I may have to step in.
AVG: That is fine.
AVG: As of now, do everything you can to preserve this dream.
AVG: I'm finally back with Lumine.
AVG: And that's all that truly matters.
Remembrance (Chat log 2)
TW: School/College, mentions of Kaeya's previous father, Scaramouche and Ei not having the best relationship but not the worst, implied dissociative identity disorder, kaeya and diluc being close but nobody, including themselves knows whether it's familial or romantic... ask me if you want something else added to this list
MASTERLIST
venti: @viator I KNOW YOU WENT ONLINE
venti: COME BAKC HERE
viator: :3
venti: Oh god oh fuck who are you
viator: Nobody<;3 viator: But that aside, please visit Wangsheng Funeral Parlor! We've got discounts~
Zhongli Lapis Dei: My apologies, Venti. It seems the Director has taken Aether's cellphone.
viator: no idea what you mean, dusty Zhongli.
viator: sorry, m'back. used my phone last night n the battery died. also hu tao stole my phone
venti: Wonderful! venti: that first part not the second and third
viator: and no you can't copy my theater assignment. viator: I had a different one so i ain't being picky
viatrix: and we'll get the paperwork done by tonight, ning
viatrix: We're already on top of it
venti: Leave it to the wonder twins to do this kinda stuff
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Kaeya’s smirk is easy for all to see that lunch break, laughing at his friend group’s shenanigans from afar. With a gentle ping, a name pops up in his Direct Messages- one who doesn’t usually speak to him.
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Direct Message: Hu Tao > Kaeya Alberich
HT: okay jokes aside, Can you read this? HT: screenshot-xx-xx-60xx.png
KA: 1) It looks like Khaenri'ahn but if Khaenri'ahn was the simplified version of the alphabet which is already insane KA: 2) howst the fuck did you get this?
HT: So I found Aether in a cafe and stole his phone HT: Looked at his DMs, found that He and Lumine NEVER dm each other HT: and that he and Mr. Dain talk in wingdings
KA: Okay also why'd you chose me?
HT: History nerd.
KA: I am not, i just have an interest in Khaenri'ah and only Khaenri'ah.
HT: Because of that old bedtime story?
KA: i guess?? KA: i mean if an entire nation vanishes in one night i'd like to investigate it KA: and lowkey my sperm donor of a dad might be??? from??? KA: oh but if it's something older than khaenri'ahn KA: Luc probably can't read it either KA: He can read p much anything but not like grammatically correct, and if it's as specialized as this elaborate not-Khaenri'ahn then KA: idk
HT: hhh u and diluc are really close huh
KA: his dad literally saved my life KA: and we grew up together
HT: U dating or just bros
KA: good question
HT: So?
HT: hey wait don't leave
HT: DON”T LEAVE ME ON READ YOU PIRATE FRUITCAKE
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CHATROOM: Teyavt Vision Academy of the Arts Official
Noelle: Don't forget to take breaks though, okay?
Thoma: Yeah, you should take a break once in a while, and we'll pick up the slack
xiao: or you could let us do it, so you don't overwork yourselves.
Albedo: "do as i say not as i do"
Xingqiu: and it appears the sassmasters have arrived
[venti] has changed [Albedo]'s name to [Sassbedo]
[venti] has changed [xiao]'s name to [Alasass]
Alasass: wait why my last name
venti: xiao isn't very punnable
Sassbedo: And mine is?
venti: . venti: perhaps venti: OH YEA B4 I FORGET
Alasass: don’t change the topic
venti: @Dorm Leaders have all collectively decided that we're having another inter-dorm game night yaaay venti: it's going to be in Anemo dorms as per the usual venti: so uh ye
Ei: when did we decide that?
Zhongli Lapis Dei: I believe Raiden was at the front
Ei: Oh, so that's what her note was about? Okay then Ei: Should I still get kunikuzushi?
ajax: scara is a shorty lil asshole i don't think he'll come even if you asked
Fandango: Who's a shorty asshole? Fandango: ... Fandango: and who the fuck changed my name
[Ei] has changed their name to [Fan of Dango]
Fan of Dango: Now we match
Fandango: shut the fuck up
Fan of Dango: but I didn't change your name
Fandango: sure. might not be you but might be raiden
venti: SIBLING FIGHT! nice @kae @luc (? y’all whats the status), uhh @Shenhe @Chongyun i don't wanna ping klee for obvious reasons, teucer ain't in this chat and he's too precious and um @Jean Gunholder @Barbara⭐ maybe? Oh and @viator @viatrix @viatwinz
venti: you know maybe it’d be easier if we just made a role for all of em
Fandango: shut up
Shenhe: We're not siblings
venti: @siblingfight there we go
Fan of Dango: What did I do wrong, Kuni?
Fandango: SCARAMOUCHE AIN"T EVEN MY NAME
Chongyun: We're technically auntie and nephew but i guess we're close enough to count??
ajax: but you are a commedia dell'arte stock villain clown
Fandango: Yes and you're a dainty old character
Xingqiu: Considering how Shenhe gives me that "Sibling in law" stare, I believe you two are close enough to be considered siblings Xingqiu: You're a lot closer than some other siblings i know though
ajax: wait what ajax: IS THAT WHAT TARTAGLIA IS??
Chongyun: That's fair
Fandango: yes old man
Jean Gunholder: I'm online. Jean Gunholder: That's not my last name. Can somebody change it?
ajax: If someone here is the old man, it's zhong
Ningguang: I would, if I had the power to.
Zhongli Lapis Dei: I'm not that old...
Jean Gunholder: Can you guys take it to DMs? Jean Gunholder: and Zhongli, can you change my name?
Zhongli Lapis Dei: If I knew how.
venti: No it's funny
Fandango: Old man
ajax: Old man
venti: SAME BRAIN!
Fandango: shut up
ajax: Shut up
Rememberance (Chat Log 3)
TWs: Mentions of nightmares, one mention of that movie where a dog dies and is repeatedly reincarnated, Amy's Baking Company and other Gordon Ramsay references, mention of matches and other fire-related tools, and alcohol.
MASTERLIST
[venti] has changed [Alasass]'s name to [xiao]
[venti] has changed [Sassbedo]'s name to [albedo]
[venti] has changed [Fandango]'s name to [scaramouche]
[venti] has changed [Fan of Dango]'s name to [Raiden Ei]
venti: okay with that out of the way
scaramouche: This isn't my name
venti: what would you prefer, country destroyer or evil villain clown
kae: Princess Bride, perhaps?
venti: That's what i thought
venti: anyway due to last game night's unfortunate alcoholic end
venti: we ain't allowed to have game nights
venti: So instead we're having ⭐movie nights⭐ that we might play games at idk
venti: takin requests now
venti: ah yes a classic.
luc: By now, you can probably quote the thing by heart.
luc: shut
kae: I mean yeah
kae: says mister Tangled himself
albedo: In all honesty, I expect Klee to recommend something involving more explosions than an episode of mythbusters
venti: okay tangled, princess bride, no we aren't watching any horror because klee will be there this time
venti: dainsleif probably wanted to keep an eyes on us smh
Outrider Amber: You know, at this point I expect klee to be burning down the pyro dorms at any moment
Outrider Amber: You'd think it'd be me and my baron bunnies but nope it's klee
XinxinYanyan: amys? you ight? Who harmd you?
xiangling: Why do you put matches in stuffed animals anyway?
xiangling: also, hot ones or something gordon ramsey
xiangling: hotel hell or kitchen nightmares’s amys baking company
Outrider Amber: self defense. and what about guoba? why is he armed with a blowtorch
xiangling: 1)KAREN
xiangling: 2) you never know when you need to make creme brulee
venti: yo @students movies???
Beidou, baby: The fact that it's happened enough for you to attack a blowtorch to a dog is just weird
Beidou, baby: *attach goddamnit
venti: okieee
bennyboy: Razor said he wanted the dog one. probably the one that kept reincarnating as other dogs
bennyboy: but i'm not ready to cry so
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Direct Message:
Ajax Jr. > Venti Carmen Dei
AJ: Hey so
AJ: You said you were having some nightmares?
AJ: Did it have anything to do with chess pieces, Zhongli with abs, and some dark place called the Abyss
VCD: No.
VCD: Not that I remember.
VCD: hahahah yea nothin bout that
AJ: Punctuation?
AJ: Are you sure
AJ: K thanks nvm
VCD: if it's about the abyss and someone taking my heart out, then yes.
<NOTICE: MESSAGE DELETED>
XA: has venti been off recently?
Direct Message:
Xiao Alatus > Zhongli Lapis Dei
ZLD: Not to my knowledge, though he has been more flighty than usual.
XA: He hasn't done anything recently an dlooks pretty sad. idk what to do
ZLD: For now, we can wait. If you would like, we can spend time with him.
XA: I'll ask Aeth for his time
ZLD: Enjoy yourselves.
XA: sHut
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Direct Message:
Lumine Viatrix Genshin > Dainsleif Twili
DT: As you wish, my lady.
LVG: Dainsleif, Aether and I have come to the decision that, should Barbatos request a full restoration, we will follow through.
LVG: Do not be alarmed if you feel the presence of the Archons in this time.
DT: That is greatly appreciated.
LVG: If Aether asks you, this is for the good and benefit of the denizens of this world. Not because of personal business.
LVG: In exchange, we will trust your judgement on restoring Regent-Alberich's memory.
LVG: Good night.
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venti: okay so i've got good news and bad news
venti: good news is we aren't allowed to have cross-dorm game nights/movie nights anymore
venti: wait no that's the bad news and there is no good news
Jean Gunholder: Was this an order from Mr. Dainslef?
venti: yeah something abt being too irresponcible.
venti: BUT HE DIDN"T SAY WE CAN"T HAVE PARTIES AT ALLS O
🐱: This is becuz you all keep drinking alcohol!
venti: diona there are literal children like yourself in the dorms
venti: I don't dare drink the good stuff near them
venti: ehe
luc: vcd_bill_29.png
luc: yes and here's the bill for the good stuff you drank as soon as they went to sleep
viator: WHADDAYA MEAN "EHE"
viator: I'm sorry, i'll get paimon a new phone soon
Remembrance (Chat Log 4)
TW: School, dorm inspections, Fischl being... Fischl.
MASTERLIST
Jean Gunholder: On account of Venti's absence, I'd like to make the announcement to all students of @Anemo dorms. Dainsleif is doing room inspections next week, so keep that in mind. Jean Gunholder: On a similar note, does anyone know what happened to Venti?
Zhongli Lapis Dei: My apologies, I do not know anything about this situation.
xiao: Nope
viator: oh
viatrix: he's just
viator: out of commission
viatrix: for the moment.
ajax: the twin hivemind in full sight, people. proof that sibling connection is stronger than ajax: yo @albedo
albedo: graphene
ajax: stronger than graphene okay
[viator] has added [Paimon] to [TVAA]
viator: sorry i finally remembered
[venti] has changed [Paimon]'s name to [Snack]
♍ona ♍agistus: Your next line shall be, "Paimon is not emergency food!"
Snack: PAIMON IS NOT EMERGENCY FOOD Snack: ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF PAIMON
♍ona ♍agistus: Of course not. ♍ona ♍agistus: though why this jest came to fruition, my sight cannot pierce.
𝔓𝔯𝔦𝔫𝔷𝔢𝔰𝔰𝔦𝔫 𝔡𝔢𝔯 𝔙𝔢𝔯𝔲𝔯𝔱𝔢𝔦𝔩𝔲𝔫𝔤: Halt, my dear servants, for my Auge Der Vererteilung hast seen the truths of this matter. It is quite simple to say that these instances of intuition are flakes of another reality such as the Immernachtreich that I once ruled over, blending over through time.
Oz: She believes that there is some isekai-style reincarnation going on.
venti: No. It's nothing like that, everybody. Sorry to worry you.
<Message Deleted>
kae: wha was that
[venti] has changed [Snack]'s name to [Paimon]
venti: ?
Jean Gunholder: Where were you?
venti: yknow around venti: don’t worry about it.
xiao: uh xiao: is the AC broken xiao: or did someone set it on max? kaedekazu: The anemo dorms? kaedekazu: indeed, it does seem stronger kaedekazu: and what of your dorms? Noelle: Nothing seems to be wrong in the Geo dorms Thoma: nope, pyro droms all good! Thoma: *dorms, sorry.
venti: I GOT IT
xiao: ???
Zhongli Lapis Dei: Is something wrong?
xiao: venti just fucking dabbed??? xiao: and the AC stopped freaking outr????
do y'all have any fanfic tropes that are completely mundane average aus and tropes but you dislike for no reason? mine is time travel