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Remembrance (Chat log 2)

TW: School/College, mentions of Kaeya's previous father, Scaramouche and Ei not having the best relationship but not the worst, implied dissociative identity disorder, kaeya and diluc being close but nobody, including themselves knows whether it's familial or romantic... ask me if you want something else added to this list

MASTERLIST

venti: @viator I KNOW YOU WENT ONLINE 

venti: COME BAKC HERE

viator: :3

venti: Oh god oh fuck who are you

viator: Nobody<;3 viator: But that aside, please visit Wangsheng Funeral Parlor! We've got discounts~

Zhongli Lapis Dei: My apologies, Venti. It seems the Director has taken Aether's cellphone.

viator: no idea what you mean, dusty Zhongli.

viator: sorry, m'back. used my phone last night n the battery died. also hu tao stole my phone

venti: Wonderful!  venti: that first part not the second and third

viator: and no you can't copy my theater assignment. viator: I had a different one so i ain't being picky

viatrix: and we'll get the paperwork done by tonight, ning

viatrix: We're already on top of it

venti: Leave it to the wonder twins to do this kinda stuff

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Kaeya’s smirk is easy for all to see that lunch break, laughing at his friend group’s shenanigans from afar. With a gentle ping, a name pops up in his Direct Messages- one who doesn’t usually speak to him.

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Direct Message: Hu Tao > Kaeya Alberich

HT: okay jokes aside, Can you read this? HT: screenshot-xx-xx-60xx.png

KA: 1) It looks like Khaenri'ahn but if Khaenri'ahn was the simplified version of the alphabet which is already insane KA: 2) howst the fuck did you get this?

HT: So I found Aether in a cafe and stole his phone HT: Looked at his DMs, found that He and Lumine NEVER dm each other HT: and that he and Mr. Dain talk in wingdings

KA: Okay also why'd you chose me?

HT: History nerd.

KA: I am not, i just have an interest in Khaenri'ah and only Khaenri'ah.

HT: Because of that old bedtime story?

KA: i guess?? KA: i mean if an entire nation vanishes in one night i'd like to investigate it KA: and lowkey my sperm donor of a dad might be??? from??? KA: oh but if it's something older than khaenri'ahn KA: Luc probably can't read it either KA: He can read p much anything but not like grammatically correct, and if it's as specialized as this elaborate not-Khaenri'ahn then KA: idk

HT: hhh u and diluc are really close huh

KA: his dad literally saved my life KA: and we grew up together

HT: U dating or just bros

KA: good question

HT: So?

HT: hey wait don't leave

HT: DON”T LEAVE ME ON READ YOU PIRATE FRUITCAKE

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CHATROOM: Teyavt Vision Academy of the Arts Official

Noelle: Don't forget to take breaks though, okay?

Thoma: Yeah, you should take a break once in a while, and we'll pick up the slack

xiao: or you could let us do it, so you don't overwork yourselves.

Albedo: "do as i say not as i do"

Xingqiu: and it appears the sassmasters have arrived

[venti] has changed [Albedo]'s name to [Sassbedo]

[venti] has changed [xiao]'s name to [Alasass]

Alasass: wait why my last name

venti: xiao isn't very punnable

Sassbedo: And mine is?

venti: . venti: perhaps venti: OH YEA B4 I FORGET

Alasass: don’t change the topic 

venti: @Dorm Leaders have all collectively decided that we're having another inter-dorm game night yaaay venti: it's going to be in Anemo dorms as per the usual venti: so uh ye

Ei: when did we decide that?

Zhongli Lapis Dei: I believe Raiden was at the front

Ei: Oh, so that's what her note was about? Okay then Ei: Should I still get kunikuzushi?

ajax: scara is a shorty lil asshole i don't think he'll come even if you asked

Fandango: Who's a shorty asshole? Fandango: ... Fandango: and who the fuck changed my name 

[Ei] has changed their name to [Fan of Dango]

Fan of Dango: Now we match

Fandango: shut the fuck up

Fan of Dango: but I didn't change your  name

Fandango: sure. might not be you but might be raiden

venti: SIBLING FIGHT! nice @kae @luc (? y’all whats the status), uhh @Shenhe @Chongyun i don't wanna ping klee for obvious reasons, teucer ain't in this chat and he's too precious and um @Jean Gunholder @Barbara⭐ maybe? Oh and @viator @viatrix @viatwinz 

venti: you know maybe it’d be easier if we just made a role for all of em

Fandango: shut up

Shenhe: We're not siblings

venti: @siblingfight there we go

Fan of Dango: What did I do wrong, Kuni?

Fandango: SCARAMOUCHE AIN"T EVEN MY NAME

Chongyun: We're technically auntie and nephew but i guess we're close enough to count??

ajax: but you are a commedia dell'arte stock villain clown

Fandango: Yes and you're a dainty old character

Xingqiu: Considering how Shenhe gives me that "Sibling in law" stare, I believe you two are close enough to be considered siblings Xingqiu: You're a lot closer than some other siblings i know though

ajax: wait what ajax: IS THAT WHAT TARTAGLIA IS??

Chongyun: That's fair

Fandango: yes old man

Jean Gunholder: I'm online. Jean Gunholder: That's not my last name. Can somebody change it?

ajax: If someone here is the old man, it's zhong

Ningguang: I would, if I had the power to.

Zhongli Lapis Dei: I'm not that old...

Jean Gunholder: Can you guys take it to DMs? Jean Gunholder: and Zhongli, can you change my name?

Zhongli Lapis Dei: If I knew how.

venti: No it's funny 

Fandango: Old man 

ajax: Old man

venti: SAME BRAIN!

Fandango: shut up

ajax: Shut up

Rememberance (Chat Log 3)

TWs: Mentions of nightmares, one mention of that movie where a dog dies and is repeatedly reincarnated, Amy's Baking Company and other Gordon Ramsay references, mention of matches and other fire-related tools, and alcohol.

MASTERLIST

[venti] has changed [Alasass]'s name to [xiao]

[venti] has changed [Sassbedo]'s name to [albedo]

[venti] has changed [Fandango]'s name to [scaramouche]

[venti] has changed [Fan of Dango]'s name to [Raiden Ei]

venti: okay with that out of the way

scaramouche: This isn't my name

venti: what would you prefer, country destroyer or evil villain clown

kae: Princess Bride, perhaps?

venti: That's what i thought

venti: anyway due to last game night's unfortunate alcoholic end

venti: we ain't allowed to have game nights

venti: So instead we're having ⭐movie nights⭐ that we might play games at idk

venti: takin requests now

venti: ah yes a classic. 

luc: By now, you can probably quote the thing by heart.

luc: shut

kae: I mean yeah

kae: says mister Tangled himself

albedo: In all honesty, I expect Klee to recommend something involving more explosions than an episode of mythbusters

venti: okay tangled, princess bride, no we aren't watching any horror because klee will be there this time

venti: dainsleif probably wanted to keep an eyes on us smh

Outrider Amber: You know, at this point I expect klee to be burning down the pyro dorms at any moment

Outrider Amber: You'd think it'd be me and my baron bunnies but nope it's klee 

XinxinYanyan: amys? you ight? Who harmd you?

xiangling: Why do you put matches in stuffed animals anyway?

xiangling: also, hot ones or something gordon ramsey

xiangling: hotel hell or kitchen nightmares’s amys baking company

Outrider Amber: self defense. and what about guoba? why is he armed with a blowtorch

xiangling: 1)KAREN

xiangling: 2) you never know when you need to make creme brulee

venti: yo @students movies???

Beidou, baby: The fact that it's happened enough for you to attack a blowtorch to a dog is just weird

Beidou, baby: *attach goddamnit

venti: okieee 

bennyboy: Razor said he wanted the dog one. probably the one that kept reincarnating as other dogs

bennyboy: but i'm not ready to cry so

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Direct Message:

Ajax Jr. > Venti Carmen Dei

AJ: Hey so

AJ: You said you were having some nightmares?

AJ: Did it have anything to do with chess pieces, Zhongli with abs, and some dark place called the Abyss

VCD: No.

VCD: Not that I remember.

VCD: hahahah yea nothin bout that

AJ: Punctuation?

AJ: Are you sure

AJ: K thanks nvm

VCD: if it's about the abyss and someone taking my heart out, then yes.

<NOTICE: MESSAGE DELETED>

XA: has venti been off recently?

Direct Message:

Xiao Alatus > Zhongli Lapis Dei

ZLD: Not to my knowledge, though he has been more flighty than usual.

XA: He hasn't done anything recently an dlooks pretty sad. idk what to do

ZLD: For now, we can wait. If you would like, we can spend time with him.

XA: I'll ask Aeth for his time

ZLD: Enjoy yourselves.

XA: sHut

~~~

Direct Message:

Lumine Viatrix Genshin > Dainsleif Twili

DT: As you wish, my lady.

LVG: Dainsleif, Aether and I have come to the decision that, should Barbatos request a full restoration, we will follow through. 

LVG: Do not be alarmed if you feel the presence of the Archons in this time.

DT: That is greatly appreciated.

LVG: If Aether asks you, this is for the good and benefit of the denizens of this world. Not because of personal business.

LVG: In exchange, we will trust your judgement on restoring Regent-Alberich's memory.

LVG: Good night.

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venti: okay so i've got good news and bad news

venti: good news is we aren't allowed to have cross-dorm game nights/movie nights anymore

venti: wait no that's the bad news and there is no good news

Jean Gunholder: Was this an order from Mr. Dainslef?

venti: yeah something abt being too irresponcible.

venti: BUT HE DIDN"T SAY WE CAN"T HAVE PARTIES AT ALLS O

🐱: This is becuz you all keep drinking alcohol!

venti: diona there are literal children like yourself in the dorms

venti: I don't dare drink the good stuff near them

venti: ehe

luc: vcd_bill_29.png

luc: yes and here's the bill for the good stuff you drank as soon as they went to sleep

viator: WHADDAYA MEAN "EHE"

viator: I'm sorry, i'll get paimon a new phone soon

Remembrance (Chat Log 4)

TW: School, dorm inspections, Fischl being... Fischl.

MASTERLIST

Jean Gunholder: On account of Venti's absence, I'd like to make the announcement to all students of @Anemo dorms. Dainsleif is doing room inspections next week, so keep that in mind. Jean Gunholder: On a similar note, does anyone know what happened to Venti?

Zhongli Lapis Dei: My apologies, I do not know anything about this situation.

xiao: Nope

viator: oh

viatrix: he's just 

viator: out of commission

viatrix: for the moment.

ajax: the twin hivemind in full sight, people. proof that sibling connection is stronger than  ajax: yo @albedo

albedo: graphene

ajax: stronger than graphene okay

[viator] has added [Paimon] to [TVAA]

viator: sorry i finally remembered

[venti] has changed [Paimon]'s name to [Snack]

♍ona ♍agistus: Your next line shall be, "Paimon is not emergency food!"

Snack: PAIMON IS NOT EMERGENCY FOOD Snack: ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF PAIMON

♍ona ♍agistus: Of course not. ♍ona ♍agistus: though why this jest came to fruition, my sight cannot pierce.

𝔓𝔯𝔦𝔫𝔷𝔢𝔰𝔰𝔦𝔫 𝔡𝔢𝔯 𝔙𝔢𝔯𝔲𝔯𝔱𝔢𝔦𝔩𝔲𝔫𝔤: Halt, my dear servants, for my Auge Der Vererteilung hast seen the truths of this matter. It is quite simple to say that these instances of intuition are flakes of another reality such as the Immernachtreich that I once ruled over, blending over through time.

Oz: She believes that there is some isekai-style reincarnation going on.

venti: No. It's nothing like that, everybody. Sorry to worry you.

<Message Deleted>

kae: wha was that

[venti] has changed [Snack]'s name to [Paimon]

venti: ?

Jean Gunholder: Where were you?

venti: yknow around venti: don’t worry about it.

xiao: uh xiao: is the AC broken xiao: or did someone set it on max? kaedekazu: The anemo dorms? kaedekazu: indeed, it does seem stronger kaedekazu: and what of your dorms? Noelle: Nothing seems to be wrong in the Geo dorms Thoma: nope, pyro droms all good! Thoma: *dorms, sorry. 

venti: I GOT IT

xiao: ???

Zhongli Lapis Dei: Is something wrong?

xiao: venti just fucking dabbed??? xiao: and the AC stopped freaking outr????

This is not a love story.

BILLTOBER DAY 1 this Bill/Bilf is by @depression-pie go give them a follow!!

Our Own Original (OOO) Incorrect Quotes Tag!

I was tagged by @rickie-the-storyteller for this one! Thank you so much for the tag (:

I seriously hope I did this right.

Here's my version of your incorrect quote!

(This gives me strong Rylisan & Caladin banter vibes, because Rylisan Fenrith is such an awkward, uptight, and serious guy who had difficulty grasping human sense of humor, especially at the beginning of the series, and Caladin not only used to take nearly nothing seriously when they first met but he adored making Rylisan nearly lose his mind at him. This quote is legit something he could actually say, I'm not even joking LMAO)

Rylisan: Caladin, you shouldn't call for help unless you genuinely need it. I'm happy to answer questions, as long as they are relevant to what we're doing.

Caladin: Alight, Sir. Oh! I have another question, now - what is a pie, in mathematics?

Rylisan: Uh-

Caladin: Like, this sheet asks you to give your answer in terms of a pie, and I have no clue what that is…

Rylisan: Not "a pie," Caladin. Pi. It's a constant. We've been over this...

Caladin: How many kinds of Pi are there?

Rylisan: What?

Caladin: My mum makes the best Pi. She does a great apple Pi, chicken Pi, shepherd's Pi… (sigh) God. I miss her. I miss her Pi…

Rylisan: Caladin, please listen-

Caladin: How can you give a number in terms of Pi, Sir? And what Pi do I need to give it in terms of? How do I work out what type of Pi to give it in terms of?

(Rylisan has no idea what to say to that)

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Here's your incorrect quote, to whomever shall do this next!

From my WIP Realms of Loss - (I refuse to give context to this quote LMAO, figure it out!)

Person A - ... And that's how I almost burned down the entire castle when I was 12 after my attempt at the kitchen rafters to sneak a plate of cupcakes nearly toppled three torches onto the oak floors!

Person B - (blinks, silent, reconsidering his entire list of life choices up to this point) ...

Person A - Aw, c'mon, how come that doesn't make you smile even a little?

Person B - (drags hands over face with a groan) The only thing I got from this two-hour-long conversation is that you're a feral maniac with no regard for safety.

(there's an awkward silence and the conversation shifts to other matters. After a while, Person B hums, curiosity winning over, before genuinely asking, slightly confused.)

Person A - ...

Person B - ...

Person B - Though there's the one thing I would like to know ... what are cupcakes?

Person A - How do you not...? Oh you're going to love this concept.

Tagging! @lassiesandiego @elshells @crowandmoonwriting @cabbojage @tabswrites @exquisitecrow, @clairelsonao3, @writernopal, @liv-is, @doublegoblin, @oh-no-another-idea, @sm-writes-chaos, @steh-lar-uh-nuhs, @jay-avian, @hrmkingizzy

What if I made a Writeblr tag game where we turn lines of dialogue from our own stories into an incorrect quote for the next person to insert their characters into. Is that anything

Friends with benefits (with a twist!)

Sometimes I wish I had this whole "friends with benefits" thing but it would be all about food. Yep, food. We both would go out to a fancy restaurant/kfc/subway/etc. and we would just eat. Maybe with some talking and joking too... but nothing more than that. Cause there are no string attached! Or we would order food wherever and whenever we want.

Simple as that.

Of course there's also this "paying" thing but we would just change - once I'm paying, once they're paying, once we both are or maybe we won't be paying - cause one of us can cook (I know it's very unlikely but still can happen. Cooking people exist!)