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Because English is stupid, titles (books, movies, songs) that should rhyme but don't:

Star Wars

All the time.

omfg i am so sorry to all you non-native english speakers that need to learn this shit

The following is a grammatically correct sentence:

"Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo"

             --William J. Rapaport, an associate professor at the University at Buffalo (of course)

Oh, I'm sorry; I forgot to include proper punctuation:

"Buffalo buffalo that Buffalo buffalo buffalo, buffalo Buffalo buffalo."

Much better.

And people bitch about me for not knowing how to write.

Please see the entry for "Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo." on Wikipedia.

ARGHH

“chuffed doesnt mean what you think it means”

it means exactly what i think it means its just some stupid word that literally has two definitions that mean the opposite thing