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A few moments before "Suffering"

Crew member 1 : Hey Captain, I know that the wax should make it impossible for the sirens to lure you into the water, but hum... Crew member 2 : You keep saying that you miss your wife Crew member 1 : And would die for her. Odysseus *failing to see where this is going*: Just spit it out, I don't follow you Crew member 2 *deep breath before showing the chain he hid behind his back the whole time* : Just make sure you won't jump at the sight of your wife... Crew member 3 : So hum, would you agree to have this on your ankle? It'll be connected to the mat Odysseus *flabbergasted*: ... Odysseus : You know what, that's valid, gimme the chain

Inspired by : @letsplaythermalnuclearwar 's post

Calypso: The stars are beautiful tonight.

Odysseus: You know who else is beautiful?

Calypso (blushing): Who?

Odysseus: Penelope.

Odysseus: the Gods have allowed me to live another day and I’m going to make it everyone’s problem

The Gods, getting ready to boot him to Calypso’s island: actually we did not allow that