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The two sides of Polymorph with Caleb, Apeleb and Sheepleb.
"Trauma doesn't define you"
Gods, that hits hard, something I am still learning myself actully
Gee Critical Role! How come your mum lets you have TWO asexual characters?
I love how everyone is freaking out over Essek being threatened by Trent, meanwhile I was out here hyped up by the mere thoughts of him, not even aware there was a reunion happening. Everyone was suddenly going feral about him and I was like "huh, must be a full moon, all the thelyss enjoyers are howling"
What do you call Essek when someone tells him to stop levitating?
Grounded. *Cue obnoxious laugh track*
Absolute bullshit headcanon: like how Caleb often says ja instead of yes, essek does similar. According to Eilistraee common to drow, one variant of yes in undercommon is xas (the other being siyo, which I'm assuming is likely just proper and casual variations like yes vs yeah in English, idfk), which similarly to ja, sounds close enough to yeah or yes to easily just blend into common. So with that said, essek would 100% say yas (xas) queen.
I like Shadowgast as much as the next person but...what if, by some miracle of fate, they managed to get Molly back.
Do you think the Mighty Nein will forbid any new members because they’re too far into the nine schtick and can’t back down now.
Like it’s mostly clear that the nine nein are now Beau, Yasha, Jester, Veth, Fjord, Caleb, Caduceus, Essek, and Molly. Fan artists can finally draw three squares of three and have it look cool. But what happens if they pick up a new member?
Bam. Now there’s ten. How will they justify the name they meta gamed up on a whim that has become a centralized motif of the campaign now?
I just think it would be funny if shenanigans ensued.
I see you all and you are all Right and Valid
I like Shadowgast as much as the next person but…what if, by some miracle of fate, they managed to get Molly back.
I’m always here for time-travel Molly/Caleb fan fiction but I just pictured the well adjusted post campaign Caleb experimenting on new time spells with Essek and accidentally traveling back in time and saving Molly and for some reason it’s hilarious to me
Like…
1) Caleb surrounded by all the disasters of early campaign Mighty Nein and their all like….Caleb are you okay? You seem okay I’m worried
2) Caleb/Molly/Essek where Caleb misses his husband, Essek, and his love, Molly, and his crush, Kingsley
3) Caleb meeting Essek again and going…Well this is awkward my traitor to the dynasty husband without all his character development
4) Just like…all of it there’s so much comedy potential. Imagine well adjusted Caleb having a conversation about mental health with any of them
5) Caleb just absolutely destroying Trent Ickithon
And like yeah there would be some angst cause he misses the future and has to do it all again but I just think it would be a Really Fun Fanfic
WIZARD FOREHEAD TOUCH!!!!!!!!!!!