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Some thoughts on the Eternals: drunk thoughts with no order
Spoilers below:
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Angelina Jolie as Thena made me realize how much I realized I want to see her in a Greek movie as a goddess
Wish Ajak had more screentime in the present day (I love the actress so I’m biased)
Love the diversity
Wish the characters had more depth though. Some of them at least
Why’d they kill off the best characters first??
Very over the place plot, but oh well still enjoyable
King Arthur??? Okay…. Should have seen that coming with all the hints towards that
I didn’t understand anything going on so it was a fun ride
Icarus really flew too close to the sun 😂😂😂
Sprite had so much potential
All the characters had so much potential wish we saw more development though
Wish Kingo was in the final fight
Love how the mute girl (sorry can’t remember her name right now) beat the shit outta Icarus in the final fight
Druig resembled a lot like Ezra Miller, specifically as Credence, which made me wish it was just Ezra miller but I still enjoyed the actor
Not one consistent accent lol but I accepted it
HARRY STYLES??????
I give this movie 6/10 I hated it but really enjoyed it too. There was a lot of potential, but I feel like they crammed to much in one story. Plus there was a lot of talking which I felt like could have helped the character’s characters arc but it started feeling repetitive.
After watching Shang Chi which was 9/10 for me, this was kinda a let down, but I hope for it to get better cause I see so much potential
*watching Eternals at the movies*
Eric: Sometimes, I wish I was a giraffe too.
Donna: I love women.
Kelso: Of course he's the bad guy, villains are always the hottest.
Fez: YOU SONUVABITCH!
Hyde: Flying into the sun to avoid therapy? Yeah, I can relate.
Jackie: It's the way he said 'my beautiful, beautiful Makkari', it's giving me 'the best couple' vibes.